It’s 1:20 AM in France and I wanna say a lot of libel and slander about the New York Yankees fraud baseball team but I have had some bières so I will just LIKE all your posts and THINK my slander for now

Andres said “Allez les bleus (Jays)!”

Yankees paid tribute to Charlie Kirk? Well the Blue Jays have Alejandro Kirk.

I am willing to move to France for the remainder of the playoffs to keep these vibes going

Russ and Edwin 💙 REUNITED 🦜🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

Today in France I spent my afternoon at a renaissance art museum and my night streaming the Gausman start so basically I have spent all day looking at long-haired bearded men with beautiful sad eyes perform miracles

Allons-y, bitches!!

The most unhinged way to watch a ballgame internationally

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

Heine says “it’s an honour to wear your number” to Russell got me like 🥹🥹🥹

A Rod, Jeter and Papi can all kiss my ass tbh. Go Jays Go baby!!!!

Bilingual French Immersion Husband speaking perfect French 🤌 Anglo Wife with grade 7 French causing waiters switch to English 🥰

6. Ontario Premier Doug Ford tells an exhausted Jesus that he's got a plan to get around the wine tariffs but he just needs a water-to-wine guy to really get this business popping off

I want them to see Kevin Gausman's face in their nightmares. I want their sleep paralysis demons to sound like Buck Martinez calling them shitty defenders. I am so serious y'all

Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.

I listened already and I gotta say… I’m underwhelmed 🫣 Might need to give it another go but, yeah. I dunno.

Obviously I loved it. I almost bought a butterfly specimen and honestly, I might come back for it.

First beer in Paris 🇫🇷

Unfortunately, I do love an insanely overpriced airport wine.

Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:

Allons-y, etc

Solidarity with the Alberta Teacher’s Union who voted to go on strike because Danielle Smith is as incompetent as she is stupid! ✌️

already have it ready to go

Ready to run through a brick wall for my baseball team 💕

By George, we love this guy 🤣🫶

Lmao the Yankees won but still lost because George hit a grand slam on Canada Day

The entire team saw Kevin Gausman have an uncharacteristically difficult start and said "We got you," and that's why they're here and that's why they are so exciting. I'm so thrilled.

George Springer may not have a shirt on until Saturday morning. #BlueJays

"I said the sky's not fucking falling, and guess what? It fucking didn't." - John Schneider before getting the champagne celebration started

A perfect man.

But it’s a good one this time 🥹

To end it with such a perfect Fuck You game feel so good man. This team. My goodness.

Be sure to take a moment and appreciate that all New York baseball fans are miserable right now

me, looking down, so that I can see every other team in the American League

When you have the option to take your fate into your own hands or leave it up to the Orioles, always safest to hit a shitload of dingers

And finally: small ball is for FUCKING LOSERS

George Springer loves us and wants us to be happy 💕

Addanothercoupleon Barger!!

Listen, some of us have believed in Alejandro Kirk from the very first moment he appeared on my TV in spring training, 2020.

Now, more than ever, this is true.

Good play by Vladdy to go for the out at home

My game anxiety has manifested into arranging our bobble heads in batting order (and making Matt draw the ones we don’t have).

April 8, 2025: Trey Yesavage makes his pro debut for the @DunedinBlueJays, throwing 3.2 innings. September 27, 2025: Trey Yesavage picks up his first career victory, throwing five scoreless innings to send things to Game 162.

The Blue Jays magic number to clinch the AL East is:

I want the Jays to clinch the division so Vladdy and Hoffman can spend a day at a spa with those sensory deprivation pods.

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Thank you 🥰