I finally achieved a perfect swirl inside of the bread!

Important to call lies out when there are lies. These are lies from a liar.

Kansas did something unusually aggressive. But the version where you just quietly force trans people to carry documents that contradict who they are? That’s unacceptable. It's discriminatory. It's meant to eliminate trans people's privacy.

When a trans person’s ID doesn’t match their appearance, every interaction where they have to show that ID becomes a potential outing. A traffic stop. A job orientation. A TSA checkpoint. You hand someone your license and suddenly they’re looking at you differently, or asking questions, or worse.

Well, good morning. The #BlueJays and Max Scherzer have agreed to terms on a reunion, as Jon Heyman reported just after midnight. More to come when people are awake. We speak to John Schneider just before 11am.

athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US" AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

C'mon Crosby. It's time

The hatred I have for the Tkachuks could power a small village.

what do you mean “the Olympics are almost over” what am I supposed to do now that I can’t watch lunatics do backflips off an ice chute or people skiing up the mountain for some godforsaken reason this is bullshit, run them back next week

The thing about Britta Curl is she’s terrible as a person

Sorry, which university courses did you pick when you earned a degree, you rancid silver-spooned loser?

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Marie-Philip Poulin

“I love to know who she hates and to hate them as well. I love that she is good at making plans, and I am good at staying calm when plans get all fucked up on account of weather or mechanical failure.” This is so romantic what the hell

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time

there are a lot of downsides to renting but i'm so glad ring cameras are basically horror stories from an alternate universe to me

Love when my rooting interests for a Super Bowl are “whatever score corresponds to my Squares” 💕 (But also, fuck the Patriots now and forever)

You could either have wings and watch the game with friends and family or you can be alone, sweating, making sure your 10 Amazon kindle fires are all streaming the rightwing halftime show, not because you like the music, but because this is all you have

Never Forget

This 1970s glass chip & dip set I got at an antique shop is my personal Super Bowl

The best to ever do it.

The voice of every one of my Toronto summers 💕

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

Oh hell yeah it's the CBC Olympics Theme 🗣🗣🗣BLAST THAT SHIT🗣🗣🗣

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP CURLING IS HAPPENING

Me to Auston Matthews for the next 2 weeks:

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

The Olympics are a time we all really need to sing the praises of the CBC, especially with the Conservatives again renewing calls to defund it. Every single event of the Olympics is available through livestreaming (all are broadcast, even if there's no commentators) on CBC Gem.

If Toronto stands any chance of solving the housing crisis, it will need multiplexes in residential neighbourhoods—a move that has many residents saying, “Anywhere but here!”

My problem with “you can always plant more trees” is that, while technically correct, the point is that we need large, mature trees in the city and you can’t just replace a 50-100 year old tree with a new one and call it even.

Escorted over to Ward’s Island this morning #Toronto

There is a CRISPY full moon out there right now. 10/10

You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS

All due respect lady you go to hell

[T]his election year do your due diligence and beware of the rage baiters, squelchers and people who only say “no.” Demand the city you want Toronto to be. My column on how to cure a bit of the helplessness Trump’s existential threats may have you feeling.

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive

He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once

imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer

Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline . Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.

I’m visiting my friend this weekend and her son made me a place card for the dinner table 💕