This was an FOI request from advocay group Safe Parkside - exactly the kind of information Ford wants to hide.

Trying to find hair inspo pictures to show my hairdresser that are of actual Human People with Human Hair is getting increasingly difficult. I hate Gen Ai so much.

Sorry but this is an UNHINGED way to follow up on a cold-call email that didn’t get a response.

I know I’m not SUPPOSED to root for the Sabres… but fuck it - Go Sabres!!!!

Ok - they’ve proved that I’m not a jinx. They can start winning again now.

If you think Doug Ford using taxpayer funds to buy his private jet is unrelated to his trying to have jets fly from Toronto's Island Airport, I've got a failed private waterfront spa at Ontario Place, a shuttered Science Centre, and a tunnel under the 401 to sell you. #ONpoli #TOpolo

just admit you can't do anything and leave me alone about it! god!!!!!!!

And that’s all for me. Back to you, @minorleaguer.ca 🫡 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWWLLWL

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KILOMETRES STRAW!!!

Me, to the dryer in my building: I would like for my clothes to be dry, please. The dryer: Go fuck yourself.

2 more games until @minorleaguer.ca comes back ✌️

2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWWLL

J.D. Vance campaigning with a political candidate is exactly the same as Drake betting on a sports team.

Gotta send ‘em back to the moon. 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWWL

What do you MEAN "Xaque" pronounced Zack?? Sorry man I'm gonna call you "ex-akwee"

2 in a row!!!! 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWW

Finally get to repost this one 💕

Artemis splashed down and the Jays’ bats woke up. Makes you think…🧐

and now the race is on to get the spacecraft out of the water, this one should be worth a fortune on ebay

🥹🥹🥹 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLW

Davis Schneider will just keep starting rallies until morale improves

Throwing error by the other team that scores us a run?! Is that legal??

Wow, so many Conservatives feeling comfortable in the governing Liberal party. Probably nothing to that.

🫩 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLL

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

#Artemis II lunar flyby images are showing up! 😍 A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon.

Here's a song about Daulton Varsho that I wrote. I offer it to the baseball gods as tribute to improve the vibes.

2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLL

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

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Woof. 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLL

Toronto culture is the smell of barbecue when there are still shit-filled snow drifts everywhere on the first 20c day in April. It will rain heavily in 8 hours.

Listen - we were never gonna beat The Pope’s team on Good Friday.

2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLL

I think I might cry these are so good.

Baking today.

Tom Scharpling’s podcast Meet My Friends, the Friends. Every day I hope a new episode drops.

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWL

Beats workin’

Much better, thank you. 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLW

“Axe the tracks.” (I can’t take credit for that.)

Hard not to take this one personally… 2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WL

Nothing tastes as good as an intentional walk not working out feels

Already sick of these A’s. Get Chandelier and Sodastream out of my face.