when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”

Doesn’t seem like @pitchingninja.com shared this video here, so here’s a video of his Yesavage/Rogers overlay

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

Do I love that Pierre Poilievre is bleeding members? Heck yes. Do I hate that the Liberals are so conservative that it's enticing Conservatives to join them? Heck yes.

I love taking two different antibiotics and a horse de-wormer for my viral infection

'You shouldn't criticize Mark Carney because that's how you get Pierre Poilievre' is...exactly how you get Pierre Poilievre. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I would rather everyone I know see me naked than catch a side view of my posture while I'm eating soup fully clothed.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Imagine seeing this on a Christmas tree and not knowing it’s from a movie

This performance is one of the most embarrassing displays I’ve ever witnessed.

When you say the word “pasta” correctly in a room full of people from Toronto.

I’ve forgotten this sometimes but being able to discover something you like, curate it, and make time to enjoy it *is* intelligence, connecting with art is intelligence, empathy is intelligence, the way of the dullard is to find nothing meaningful in art except for a way to seem snidely clever

I miss them so much 🥹

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Pedestrian struck by motorist on Parkside a block from the speed camera that vigilantes kept tearing down that caused ford to remove them from all Ontario. Drive as you wish Ontario. Nobody matters. This is what you voted for.

The non-sports fans On Here who reply to posts about sports need to be studied in a lab.

Get outside kids, enjoy the fresh air with your friends! Just kidding, stay the F inside.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

evergreen

I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life

have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad? ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...

I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met

Double-shotted up! (And as a person with an EXTREME fear of needles, I’m fairly sure this makes me braver than the troops)

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

what da

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

In this wonderfully unhinged stage of my Jays grief where even the thought of watching any other sport makes me feel sick lol The Leafs on Amazon Prime Mondays?? Go to hell.

Ernie Clement is one big kid out there.

My friends who do not watch baseball have been texting me all night and my heart is so full that I’m ready to Care Bear Stare this fucking Dodgers bullpen straight to Hell

Maybe he will be okay ❤️

There will never be another pitcher like Max Scherzer and I’m really emotional about seeing him go

Scherzer when the benches clear

Bo Bichette's first home run in almost two months is the biggest hit of his life.

BICHETTE IS SWAGGER DEFINED

Ooops there I go already!

No matter what happens tonight, this is what I’ll be thinking about. What a team, man. Anyway - Jays in 7.

How many times can we ask Max Scherzer if he's got one more in him? One more time.

My most optimistic take: every single other time they had to win just one more game this season, they did.

I’ve been thinking a lot about it and I’ve decided - Jays in 7.

Bullpen Chris Bassitt 🫡🫡🫡