They Might Be Giants but they Sure Are Ass

Netflix shows are all about cliffhangers so it's only natural they'd not want you to know what the count is

I love shit like this because it reminds me how much Mike Johnson hates his life

I love baseball but there are 162 jays games coming up and I can't watch em all, I am *not* spending any of my precious attention span on the goddamn Yankees. I am happy to report however that MLB-sky has the juice. having fun on social media again. Scroll, like, comment, block, repeat. Good stuff.

They don't think the robots are as good as teachers, they think teachers have so little value that robots can do it just as well. Meanwhile, any teacher would tell you that robot would be broken inside of half an hour

Patiently waiting for my son to be old enough that I can play the silent Hill 2 remaster

hey if you're a fan of any of the following mlb teams lemme know cause I'd love to follow: ARI ATH ATL BAL CHC CHW CIN CLE COL DET HOU KC LAA MIA MIL MIN NYM PHI PIT SDP SFG SEA STL TB TEX TOR WAS

I saw a debbie downer blue jays fan in Keegan's replies and I simply blocked him instead of amplifying him. I am using social media responsibly

What a photo: - danny f'ing devito ✅ - lei ✅ - decent form on the pitch ✅ - pitching from the rubber ✅ and perhaps my favourite detail: - single untied shoelace ✅

You think you've heard every possible insult and then Anthony Bourdain just casually drops an "I don't think he likes food" youtube.com/shorts/70e3a...

I really don't want to have a laugh about this terrible thing but...

I don't like this new system. I say let's go back to having a regular season.

Israel’s death penalty bill for Palestinian prisoners moves to final vote

This isn't new information but just a new framing: A major league team who wins 10 out of every 20 games has had a disappointing season and almost certainly misses the playoffs. A major league team who wins 11 out of 20 games has had a good year, maybe wins the division.

Anyway my answers are probably: Metallica on the And Justice For All tour Nick Drake, in any of the small handful of concerts he ever did (apparently he was a shy performer so his shows weren't very good, but I'd be able to say I saw a thing almost no one could say they saw). 1970's Frank Zappa

I'm at an age where mostly people don't give a shit what music I do or don't like and that's good, but I do still get incredulous responses from people when I tell them I don't care for Prince's music.

And here's one just for the Canadians - top 100 cities in Canada by population. I got 70. Half of the ones I missed were in Quebec...whoops. www.sporcle.com/games/patric...

I used to looooove wasting time on sporacle quizzes. By far, the one I've done the most is naming all the countries in the world in fifteen minutes. I've done it enough that I have improved, but I bet some of y'all can still kick my ass though. www.sporcle.com/games/g/world

You absolutely don't gotta hand it to Elon Musk for anything, ever, but turbofucking most aspects of American government and services and then getting out (even if it was pushed out) months before many of the effects of it are truly felt isn't the dumbest tactical decision he's ever made

Oh shit, millennial stopped being the young person slur and is now an old person slur. I dunno where the event horizon was but I missed it!

What a dumbass. What an absolute rube. Your job was supposed to one of the only jobs AI can't do! CEO is the thing that only people with the most specialest brains and workiest ethics can do! You can't be seen admitting this, you dullard!

I eventually deduced that this is likely an AI account that replied to me, but there are way too many real human beings who talk like this so I wasn't sure

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I bet you in the whole world, there's gotta be at least one guy that didn't know right away that you could charge a phone and bought new phone every time the battery ran out. Like the fifth time round when the guy at the rogers store was like "why are you here again" was finally when he found out

It is right and good and appropriate to point out that these ICE goons are standing around doing nothing and getting paid six figures while the TSA people work for free, so long as we don't lose sight of the fact these people can kidnap you and put you in a concentration camp if the mood strikes.

If agents preying on young players with little leverage and skimming a sizeable % of their future earnings gave you fomo, fear not! Now fans can do it too! www.courant.com/2026/03/22/t...

You gotta understand music theory if you wanna make music

I honestly don't know how important calling out this hypocrisy is anymore, and I don't mean that rhetorically; I genuinely cannot asses it. It feels like pointing out smoking causes cancer. Like, broadly speaking we can't stop saying it but what is this accomplishing, absent wider commentary?

I spend a lot of time resisting the frequent overstatement of Canadian moral superiority to the United States, but every once in a while I allow myself a tinge of "hell yeah" regarding my hometown and home country. As a treat

Is....Reba McIntyre gonna explain Hentai to us?

I'll believe it when I see it but it's not NOT good news

I thought this was written like 100 years ago

Desperate for an internet video I know exists but cannot find: a local news story about the first year the Texas Rangers went to the world series. A high school history class went to a game on a field trip and when the inteviewer asked why, a kid yelled "BECAUSE RANGER FANS ARE WITNESSES TO HISTORY"

I'll never forget playing NFL Gameday 2000 and my grandma (born in 1918) came downstairs and asked me if it was a real football game.

My son is re-playing final fantasy 7 remake, and has turned on the japanese audio. This isn't something I suggested or that I've ever done. I'm oddly proud of this?

Jumping on the Joe Rogan bandwagon at JUST the right time. Great timing Pierre.

For every dumbass American that can't think of Japan without thinking of Pearl Harbour, or of Germany without thinking of the holocaust, there's 10 people in the rest of the world that will be associating America with Trump for the next 85 years even if America righted the ship tomorrow.

"You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right." Goddamn, Melville could really cook.

Polymarket could've been created by ultra cynical, nihilistic, money hungry freaks but I think to make a bar about it you gotta be a true believer in Betting On The News as a concept at least a little bit. It's almost admirable in the most perverse way possible. Along with Fucking Insane, of course

You Make Me So Very Happy by Blood Sweat and Tears. I'm nauseous just thinking about it in my head. Spinning Wheel is a close second.

While I don't oppose parents that greatly restrict or ban screens for their young kids, I've always been of the opinion that it's far more opinion to restrict what is on the kid's screens than the screens themselves. This is why public broadcasting is so important - parents can, in general, trust it

This is another reason public broadcasting is really important. In those moments where screentime is borderline necessary (if you've banned screens, great! But that's not most parents) it was nice to have many options for high-quality kids programming.

Would love to know more about what this would be like for Canada, functionally, but my initial reaction to this would be "hell yeah". My bigger question is whether the EU would want that.

Is it my favourite headline of all time? Maybe!

Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year

They canceled his citizenship interview and he drove in the winning run to beat the US. Eugenio Suarez is a gem.

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IT IS DONE

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