I want the Yankees. I need em.

"I typically do not speak to my Uber Driver" -Bo Bichette

Rule of thumb is that when a headline asks a question, the answer is no. But I found the exception!

holy christ

This headline is surprisingly illuminating. There are way, way too many people who equate "avoiding politics" with "not favouring one side or the other"

You have the power to give every city on this map an expansion MLB team. However, if you exercise this power, you must give EVERY city on this map an expansion team, making a 40-team league. Do you do it? (if it matters, the teams can be introduced gradually over a time span you feel is best)

Is that supposed to be Vladdy? And why does Skubal look like a manniquin at Lids?

The party needs to change their name, right?

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

If they gave awards for this my home would need a seperate trophy room

Trivia time! No googling! There are five expansion-era franchises that have won multiple World Series titles. "Expansion era" means the franchise came into existence after 1960. Teams that relocated/changed names after 1960, but existed previously, do not count. Can you name them?

It's a good day

David Cross folks.

Half-naked Springer is the frontrunner for "2025 AL East Party Captain"

George Springer having a celebratory poop

SCHNEIDS - CLASSY!

Schneids getting thr post game hazel interview is fine but KIRK man, KIRK!

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE THE 2025 AL EAST CHAMPIONS

THE CAPTAIN KIRK GAME

I remember how hard it was for the Jays to finish 2021 so strong and still come up short anyway and I'm thrilled that's happening to the yankees

The Yankees did everything they could, sweeping the final week of the season, and it still didn't help. Hell Yeah.

Is that the doorbell? SPRING DONG BITCH

This is getting HILARIOUS

Hey I just realized Springer rhymes with Dinger. Neat!

I CANNOT THINK OF A PUN TO CELEBRATE THAT TRIPLE FROM MYLES STRAW

BLAST-ISON BARGER BAYBEEEEE

I don't bet on games but if I did do in-game bets I wouldn't put money down on a Paredes-y at bat or a Camenaro-ry at bat. I'd only trust my money with an at-bat that's Feduccia-ry.

Evergreen post

I do not know what thr jinx etiquette is and I don't care. I am feeling good right now.

Double for #47? More like add-a-BASE Barger

ANOTHER FUCKING DINGER THATS WHAT

Yknow what would be great, here, Kirk?

Crazy that Gausman is out of this game before Seymour

Kirk n' Ernie. Two great jays.

FLUHARTY. WHAT A GUY.

I'm very late on this but I was driving when Kirk hit the slam so: KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK

Lol what? I mean good for him but WHAT? "And in other news, former Carolina Panthers wideout Steve Smith Sr. has played his final show as drummer of thr Rolling Stones"

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I dunno what the percentage is but tons of these ICE goons are guys who played too much COD in their basements in 2010 and are jazzed to live out their fantasy IRL.

I didn't know if thr Jays would be worth watching this year. If you'd told me gm 162 would be for the Division, I'dve been thrilled. And if we miss, we still make thr playoffs. I am gonna try to keep this in mind and will ask only for a valiant effort. Oh, and a win. I will ask for a win. Politely!

SERANTHONY. FINISH THEM.

Sorry to be be a buzzkill, I'll keep it brief, but FUCK that new 200 level prime patio seating area bullshit. Do the rich fucks not have enough places to be in proximity to thr game while not really watching it while getting to say "I was there!". K I'm done go Jays I'm happy when my team wins

If they'd just put a period after "pets", this sign would be unambiguous. Without it, possible interpretations include: -no pets allowed. You gotta wear a shirt and shoes -no pets shoes allowed. you gotta wear a shirt -you dont have to have pets shoes and you don't have to wear a shirt

11yo is playing flag football wearing #16. "Dad, any famous 16's?" "Joe Montana" @mrsjimboknows.bsky.social: wait who's that Me: ....he's, a quarterback Mrs: no I think he's married to someone famous Me: HE is famous Mrs: no but he's m- Me: whoever he's married to he is more famous than them!

Since Charlie Kirk’s assassination, HBCUs received terroristic threats. Black students have been expelled or forced to withdraw. Black professors and teachers have been fired and placed on leave. A Black firefighter was placed on leave. A Black journalist was fired thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/26/f...

You know how fascism requires a smaller and smaller ingroup as it develops? Well so does neoliberalism. Palestinians, trans people, disabled people...they become acceptable losses who must be sacrificed to "save democracy." The only way to defeat fascism is to leave no one behind.

DALTON FUCKING VARSHO

Citing "losses" as a reason to cut services is more palatable for services that people do pay something for, like Canada post, TTC, etc., when really services like these should be thought of more like Education or Health Care, where talk of "losses" would be silly.

FUCK THIS.