Goddamit Bo, I don't need this right now. (Narrator) but he did need this right now

I'm a big AI-hater and intrinsically distrust companies that claim it provides productivity benefits. However, there are enough *workers* who claim productivity benefits from it that I sometimes will try to use it at work just to make sure I'm not missing something obvious. So far, it seems I'm not

It is true that Elon won't use his fortune to solve world hunger because he's a fascist and wants people to starve, but this truth distracts from another, oft-overlooked reason he won't use his fortune to solve world hunger, which is that he doesn't actually have a trillion dollars.

I like Bluesky - I'm not an evangelist but I enjoy it and find most of the complaints people have with it do not apply to my experience. But I hate that whenever I get notifications, I click the bell, then I have to switch to "mentions" and then back to "all" for the noti's to load. It's been YEARS

With apologies to anyone who cares about soccer and already went through this discourse years ago, I like that the World Cup expanded to 48 teams. In fact, I would like to see every country that wants to participate be included, and the qualifying matches be for seeding only. 197 teams, let's go

I love a really good acronym that is both long and easily pronouncable, like CONCACAF. TOOTBLAN and NOBLETIGER are up there too

One thing I love about Canada is that if something happens that we are immensely proud of, we say it is a Heritage Minute. Something uniquely Canadian that has become a term of celebration.

My wife doesn't understand how salsa works. Every time we're about to buy or order salsa, she needs me to remind her whether medium is hotter than mild.

The fortune in my fortune cookie has an ad on the back of it, complete with QR code. Nothing is sacred.

CANADA IS GOOD AT FOOTBALL

HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH WOOHOO BABBEEEEEYYYYY

1. WNBA not NBA 2. Not seated in the upper bleachers 3. It's a t-shirt not a jersey 4. Did AI write this?

My 11yo said he was gonna run to thr store to buy milk. He's not done this before by himself, I think to myself. I'm fine with it but not sure if my wife is. I check w her. "Yeah it's fine he's been several times before" Oh. I see how it is

Tired: men should sit to pee Wired: men should stand to poop

Anybody know why cops on motorbikes are taking up entire lanes of traffic in the 401 and Gardiner? Seatbelt blitz? There's never a traffic incident up ahead and it's creating tons of traffic issues

It's really gonna suck in like 2050 when the nostalgia cycle comes back around to shitty bro country music and we have to do it all again

WE HAVE TO STOP TAKING KALSHI SERIOUSLY REGARDING ELECTION RESULTS. KALSHI ODDS ARE NOT PREDICTIVE OF HOW PEOPLE WILL VOTE. STOP IT WHILE WE'RE AT IT, OUTLAW KALSHI AND ITHER PREDICTION MARKETS. GODAMMIT.

few things offended my intelligence more than doug ford claiming speed cameras did nothing to reduce speeding. anyway, fuck doug ford forever.

A frustrating part of youth sports is that they're ignoramt and/or delusional about what makes a good or bad performance My kid is never happy with his hitting if he doesn't get a hit every single at bat, but also doesn't take responsibility for running into outs or getting picked off

I should be the exact target market for this, I love when people effectively dunk on stupid idiots I hate. Except every time I try to watch Hinchcliffe Sucks content I necessarily have to watch him tell the world's worst jokes and my cringe-ometer can't handle it. I always stop after like 2 mins.

My favorite one yet.

I remember a time where PP sounded like a guy that might be able to connect with average voters. The apple interview. Him talking about housing prices in Vancouver and the root causes. He wasn't less of a racist ghoul but he used to know how to blend in and has seemingly forgotten it all

Well in my humble opinion I think that when you really look at it at the end of the day you just have to take a long look in the mirror and look at yourself and really, honestly, truly, for the first time in your life (and I don't mean literally the first time I just mean in that way where it's n

In hindsight, it's insane Varland didn't start the year as our closer after the postseason he had.

Yesterday I saw a guy, who looked exactly like you think a guy like this would look like, wearing a t-shirt that said: "I'M NOT GAY (but $20 is $20)" Happy Pride I guess.

I think the dems in the US and Labour in the UK both tried to court the right and failed. I really, really want to believe that Carney should learn the same lesson, but I don't actually think that's true. I actually think Carney, specifically, benefits from continuing to govern like a conservative.

"he's an even better dad than he is a player." ok man. he's the no. 20 ranked golfer in the world. i'm not saying it's impossible but i'm saying you're asking me to believe a lot

As a reasonably good Dad I feel qualified to say: we dont need to keep doing Father's Day. I don't like Mother's day either but as long as domestic work remains undervalued and female dominated, Moms need a day. Dads get told they're great all the time if they're anything above useless. We're fine.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Happy John MacDonald Father's Day Home Run day to all who celebrate. www.mlb.com/video/mcdona...

a dad bod? you mean a father figure

People claim that pirates love booty, but they really treasure chests.

Let's celebrate York Revolution's first baseman Jacob Teter who showed up at the ballpark in uniform for Pride Night even though his teammates' refusal to wear them caused a forfeit. www.ydr.com/videos/news/...

Few things sum up the internet better than The Most Boring Video Ever Made having 5.7 million views.

If you want to know what my level of Canadian soccer knowledge is like, I really thought Kyle Lowry was winning over Canadian hearts again

This play made my son fall in love with baseball

Kudos to the York Revolution's owners/management for saying and doing all the right things, however. They sound like a standout organization, even if their players are a bunch of dipshits. yorkrevolution.com/york-revolut...

England has the worst national anthem ever. A nation of such incredible music and the best they can do is "boy, the King sure is great and we love him"

Carney believes foxes will largely take care of the henhouse.

Fucking idiot of a Prime Minister. Honest to God, this is so fucking embarassing. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

explain your @ sometimes people call me jimbo sometimes I like to play as bo jackson in tecmo super bowl the syllable "bo" appears in both of these things it's a wee bit of fun

I would like to read more books, but I want to start and finish a book in as little time as possible. I just finished The Great Gatsby. It was fantastic, and at 144 pages, a perfect length. Can you recommend me a short-ish novel? I'm not wild about fantasy but am otherwise open-minded!

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

I'm like the two thousandth person to say this but the Knicks Win online content has been fucking incredible.

No city has ever been more Ready To Party than New York City on June 13th 2026

The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

The feels. They've been struck.

I hope Dolan's too mad about pride month to enjoy this at all