Looks like American soldiers are going to have to decide whether they are Trump's Nazi Wehrmacht & Gestapo or not. No middle ground here.

Pearson Airport resto-bars going hard: Come for the beer, stay for the shot of booze they'll put in it for you in case you are in too much of a hurry to drink sequentially!

One Trillion Dollars! Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Trump take Toftan @mtsw.bsky.social

Morning mist coming off the wet ground in the Don Valley with the DVP just peeking through like a giant noisy serpent if you squint hard enough.

Business on the street Party in the tree (sound up)

CPC: The Conservative Party of Carney

HOW DARE YOU BIGFOOT ME WHILE I'M BIGFOOTING TORONTO. #ONpoli #TOpoli

"Re-Elect Doug Ford in 2029 so you can keep speeding through school zones." #ONpoli #TOpoli

some dead kids are a lower price to pay for speeding than automated speed enforcement camera fines #ONpoli #TOpoli

I'm not saying this is just like 1987, but it certainly feels just like 1987. #BlueJays

Or, put another way: Asshole who racks up between $300 and $400 a month in speeding and parking tickets is a scofflaw too narcissistic to comprehend that he lives in a civilization inhabited by other people, that laws apply to him, and that breaking the law has consequences.

Bugs Bunny subterfuge bike move here #BikeTO #BunnyTO

law & order Premier wants scofflaws to be able to speed without paying fines and, when a bunch of people die as a result, at least scofflaws got to speed without paying fines. #ONpoli #TOpoli

1.5 oz Douchebaggery 1.0 oz Assholeishness 3/4 oz Tryhard 2 dashes Louis XVI bitters Dry shake 5 seconds Pour over crushed ice into a cup of despair

The Truman Show but at the UN for Trump.

50 Sparrows in The Party Tree (sound up)

Trump 🤝 Ford

Now drag out the abject groveling apology and say it won't happen again you corporate fascism facilitators. Be Maarva, not Syril.

At some point in the next 18 months there will be a caper flick released in which 2 people in black burgler/assassin gear rappel/fall down the outside of Toronto's Royal York Hotel. @coreyatad.com

Dear @juliedabrusin.bsky.social, Thank you for confirming by your non-response that you stood and clapped for the dead fascist in Parliament and have no explanation for why you did it.

Logs onto Bluesky wondering how the American Nazi rally honouring the dead debate me white supremacist guy is going and, ok I see.

Please give us another $50,000,000,000 so we can build coal & gas plants so we can lie to you more, suckers.

Can you guess on which ankle a frickin' wasp stung me yesterday for no goddam reason? This is not a hard question. #WaspTO

Need a few more tens of thousands dead kids and another few hundred express declarations of intent from the Israeli government and military before we have all the evidence.

Our (Canadian) family just cancelled Disney+. Americans have to defeat their fascist regime themselves. But that's no reason for Canadians to continue using American media that is now actively serving the fascist regime's interests. Be Andor, not Dedra.

Premier Doug "law and order" Ford gave sociopaths permission to destroy speed cameras so why wouldn't sociopaths keep doing it. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Venusian Dawn Moon

Emissary of the fascist American regime bleats what? www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Doug Ford and his base want to break the law and speed without being punished so as a law and order politician he will not be listening to the police.

Hey @juliedabrusin.bsky.social did you stand for fascism in the House of Commons today? Please let us know. Because I need to explain to my grade 11 daughter why our local MP and the PM would do that. If you didn't, great. Either way, please explain your actions.

Shameful. We expect this kind of colonial far right nonsense from Pierre Pollievre's Conservative Party of Canada, which is deeply immersed in the fever swamps of American culture wars and Trumpism, but et tu Liberals? Absolutely shameful @mark-carney.bsky.social.

He's wrong, but but there is no doubt whatsoever that those with smart glasses will be at a "significant coolness disadvantage".

We regret sending hundreds of South Korean citizens who were legally in the country to a concentration camp for a week where we tortured and taunted them please send them back we welcome foreign investment from you and other countries we aren't incompetent fascist psychopaths.

So....yeah....I really spoke too soon. The Great Toronto Wasp Siege of 2025 continues unabated. #WaspTO

It would be less fun but the Blue Jays would be a much better team if they would not fall behind early in 2/3 of their games. Much more fun this way though! (until it no longer works).

The only way to deal with Toronto Nazis

Poilievre knows the political violence he and everyone else in Canada mostly has to fear is from people even more extreme right than Poilievre is but with whom he plays footsie. He is laying the groundwork for two-siding it when it happens here, just like his MAGA friends are currently doing.

The Conservative Party of Carney (CPC) intends to lock us into a petro-state wildfire climate change future.

Peekaboo!

The War On Kids

Government of driver scofflaws, for driver scofflaws, by driver scofflaws. @shawnmicallef.bsky.social #ONpoli #TOpoli

Not being American it's odd reading an order like this b/c on its face it appears to be written by real judges on a real court rather than furtively scribbled by a cabal of corrupt extremists whose only job is rubber stamping whatever fascist flatulence issues from Trump's ass @elienyc.bsky.social

Doug Ford declares support for breaking the law, says speeding should be allowed. Promises to eliminate speed cameras in solidarity with vigilantes. #TOpoli #ONpoli

Gosh it sure is amazing how the perpetrator(s) of a crime repeated 7 times in 10 months (on video) in the same location haven't been caught they must be criminal masterminds to outsmart the police over & over there couldn't possibly be any other explanation for lack of investigation progress #TOpoli

Layered Lake

So.....am I speaking too soon or has The Great Toronto Wasp Siege of 2025 finally been lifted? #WaspTO

Watched about 20 matches or part thereof but since The Orange Duce will be there and the US Open is double faulting by running interference for him I'll give it a pass.

I was a 15 yr old goalie on the Agincourt Canadians (full Habs colours and modified logo) when The Game came out. It taught me a lot about goaltending & writing (great structure, that book). ps. Dryden was iffy against the Soviets because in the standup days he was too tall for their play. <ducks>

Close Parkside to motor vehicles entirely every time this happens until a new speed camera is installed. Speed camera chopping aversion therapy for psychopaths. #TOpoli