On the one hand I really don't want the Conservative Party of Carney to have a majority, because it will probably be abused like few others. On the other hand, we won't have to listen nearly as much to Poilievre. So we've got that going for us. #cdnpoli

TIME FOR A JD VANCE VISIT TO PREMIER FIFTH COLUMN OF ALBERTA TO EXPRESS SUPPORT HER GOVERNMENT & SEPARATION. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

Excellent idea & zero chance the (majority tomorrow) Conservative Party of Carney government will do it (the Minister of AI Slop's job is to shove AI down our throats not regulate or restrict its predatory use) leaving it is as a no-brainer core NDP election platform policy. @avilewis.ca

Pope Leon kneecapped the Swiss Guard with his woke Encyclical on permissible Halberd use. Time to unleash Operation Swiss Guard Fury on the criminals of the Vatican.

Well this is true but also there were pre-election demonstrations in Hungary of overwhelming strength which sent a direct warning to the Orban regime that they'd better step down immediately after the election or else. Electoral strength backed by brute street power. Americans take note.

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The only thing Orban's going to be serving is chicken paprikash in the prison cafeteria line. #Hungary

Don't let the Gellert Baths door hit your sorry fascist asses on the way out! @jacobtlevy.bsky.social

Blockade-cocking

You can't blockade me because I'm blockading you! #bigloserenergy

Add the Conservative Party of Carney to this meme as a collaborator.

Whiskey Sour sans Confederate Whiskey seemed appropriate for the first front yard cocktail of 2026. 🇨🇦

Big Saturday morning energy

Just imagine the smell that awaited the diver who first popped the door open. Time and a half pay for that.

Another lesson in "space exploration is cool but it's infinitely better down here than out there" which all astronauts know but Nazi tech brahs do not know.

Pre-election demonstrations of overwhelming strength like this in Budapest where fascist regimes are in power are crucial not only to encourage supporters but also as a direct warning to the regime that they'd better step down immediately after the election or else. Americans pay attention.

Hard to port! HARD TO PORT!

Noticeably bigger in 15 minutes. Time to take evasive action to avoid crashing into that planet!

Demi-Terre Incoming!

Le Fascist Internationale

I will vote for anyone who credibly promises to increase the average speed of all Toronto streetcars by 50%. Because anyone who recognizes how ridiculous it is that they are so slow and something must be done about it and has a plan to do so is also capable of other good and smart things. #TOpoli

Translation: Gladu liked the agenda of a majority Lib gov & retaining her job for another 4 years & liked the agenda of force contracting out brains & jobs to American owned LLM AI, so we're good with the convoyard anti-vax anti-abortion anti-trans ivermectin pushing crap. @evansolomon.bsky.social

🧵3/? Cops and Tim Hortons truck parked together again in solidarity in the Yonge St #BikeTO lane just north of Bloor, today at 6:56am. The Platonic Form of Toronto bike lane parking - a perfect fusion of (scoff)law enforcement and doughnuts.

The very first act for NATO once the gangster fascist regime withdraws the U.S. is to fire this clown right?

Ok figured this Gladu thing out. Carney applies his Davos speech doctrine (as it really is not as it was initially perceived) domestically: There are no rules or principles, just power & alliances of expedience. Thats how you welcome a far right social conservative into the Liberal Party of Canada.

Anti-Pope Vance of the Akron Papacy!

If this hard core social conservative is an acceptable MP for Prime Minister Carney then there can be no doubt it is The Conservative Party of Carney and supporters of the former Liberal Party of Canada need to consider exactly what it is they are now supporting. @mark-carney.bsky.social

Gilead's Minister of War & Theology gives an update this morning about the the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

"Better to have politically theorized and have it backfire spectacularly when applied to an illegal war than to have never theorized and applied it at all." - LPC Carney Stans -

Now that the U.S. gangster fascist regime has backed off its threats of genocide, I hope American Democrats get that their impending failure to even *attempt* to remove Trump immediately means they can't be trusted by the rest of the world either. The threat itself is a crime & can't be permitted.

Hey Prime Minister Carney how's that initial support for the U.S. gangster fascist regime's unilateral war of aggression going? Care to comment? Full reconsideration perhaps? @mark-carney.bsky.social

We'll always have 2025! #BlueJays @bluejays.com

This is bullshit. It's a way to justify funnelling even more money to a police force that would LOVE to look and behave more as a militarized occupation force. Get the hell outta here.

Secretary of the American Revolutionary Guard Corp and noted religious fanatic.

Also just realized that yesterday's Toronto FC game gave us a Richie Laryea Hat Trick variation: * Scored a goal * Drew a red card * Shown a yellow card #TORvCOL @kbo1975.bsky.social

Mark Carney and Doug Ford and Pierre Poilievre all want Canada to negotiate a "Fortress North America" with this thing.

I've been a Toronto FC season tickets holder since 2015 and that was probably the strangest game I've ever been to. But I'll take a 3-2 come from behind win anytime! #TORvCOL

tl;dr because the US and Russia are both fascist regimes and so they support the Hungarian fascist regime.

Angine de Poitrine dans le Globe&Mail! @mtsw.bsky.social @theglobeandmail.com

This is your brain on LLM AI.

Ok southern Ontario gardeners I know you're dying to rake the shit out of the dead leaves & debris but the bees & other overwintering bugs are under there & you'll kill them or they'll die from lack of cover when it drops from +20c to -3 & snows so hold your fricking horses & wait a few weeks.

Does my ass look fat to you?

Toronto Python exiting its lair.

I assume since @stephenmarche.bsky.social l wrote a novel using an LLM AI that he also wrote this article using an LLM AI and so although I've read one of his pre LLM AI novels (and enjoyed it a lot!) I won't be reading "his" new novel nor this article.

Premier Fifth Column of Alberta is a conspiracy addled far right separatist steeped in the online brain-wormed fever swamps of U.S. and Maple MAGA extremism, Exhibit 329. @justinling.ca

Once again the elderly getting scammed by online grifters. Even 194 yr olds with thick protective shells are vulnerable. Sad.

I didn't watch it because it was a speech by a sundowning foreign fascist regime leader but he just did it because the attention the Artemis launch and its astronauts were getting was taking away from the attention on him, right?

Ah yes whatever else happens this #BlueJays season it is already shaping up to be another "let's not bother hitting much in a Gausman start and hope he throws a nine inning shutout" while Gausman then throws six shutout innings before turning it over to the bullpen for the loss or maybe a close win

Feel like if Iran just named their Straight of Hormuz toll collection enterprise the "Trump Tanker Toll" he'd lift all remaining sanctions, withdraw the U.S. military, abandon any efforts to control nukes, and spend his remaining miserable days on this earth lauding "my great friend the Ayatollah".

I don't think this #CANMNT game v Tunisia is going to happen but the dueling fan bases under the stands are giving it their best. Over to @bensteiner00.bsky.social in the press box for the meteorological report. @kbo1975.bsky.social