How good is Chuck Schumer's eyesight and reading comprehension? Because I hope he can see the writing on the wall.

By the way Senate Dems, you realize that you absolutely cannot reopen the government right? Look at this shit here. He's being told by a judge to pay out OUR TAX MONEY already earmarked for SNAP and he's not going to fucking do it. What do you think he'll do with any "deal" you make?

Democrats he has just given you the easiest layup in the history of politics. He could've taken the off ramp political win with his base and blame the woke judge for forcing his hand but no he doubled down and appealed the ruling because HE WANTS PEOPLE TO STARVE.

Why can’t us?????!!!!!!

It's just generally exhausting what whiny, sensitive pussies this generation of fascists is but it feels like a new low for the New York fucking Post to demand the guy they called a terrorist all year assure them he's not mad at them

"I unequivocally reject identity politics" i scream, right before selecting my five gallon cowboy hat for my Fox Business interview.

bro are you fucking kidding me

Fitzpatrick and Golden, two of the biggest losers around.

@opadit.bsky.social here's more breakdown on voting patterns across NJ. Shareable link: share.inquirer.com/u35WCy

This is what happens when your daddy's tax fraud scheme makes you a millionaire at age 8, you spend years hanging around with mobsters and then the Supreme Court says that nobody is above the law except you.

Looks like OpenAI is asking for guaranteed FOOD STAMPS FOR LIFE. finance.yahoo.com/video/openai...

In local election news, Turnout Tracker was just under the reported turnout by just 0.55%. 374,855 vs 376, 966. Pretty amazing. www.jonathantannen.com/turnout_trac... @adambonin.bsky.social @eschatonblog.com @steveeboy.bsky.social @pricelaborecon.bsky.social @brendancalling.bsky.social

putting up signs that say 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒪𝓋𝒶𝓁 𝒪𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒 on every abandoned mineshaft I can find

Every time I go to the vet I am sad I can’t get empathic, knowledgeable, whole person health care like my dogs do.

You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

We tried to tell them this in the era of blogs and howard dean meetups but sadly going dark until labor day and then spending all your money on ad companies was the only way

mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm

Polls are open in Pennsylvania until 8pm tonight, except in Chester County where they will remain open until 10pm to account for pollbook errors earlier today. If you're in line by the deadline, you get to vote. (In Chester from 8-10pm, it'll be on provisional ballot.) Go vote. VOTE YES.

One would think if someone was a recent catholic convert and the pope called then on their shit personally they'd freak out, but these types of catholic converts begin day 1 being pope of their own schism

I'm very concerned about my party's popularity. that's why I constantly highlight internal divisions, stir up intrafactional strife, and loudly broadcast and complain about anything allegedly unpopular any party member has done, at any level of government

"seasoned officer" is killing me, lmao

Ezra klein endorsed

These absolute professional victims

Also, the quote for Mike Johnson, the guy who knows nothing about nothing is supposed to scare people. It's that old bullshit idea that if you elect the right Democrats, Republicans will leave you alone and not complain about your party.

This took me a second 😂

I often think about how Cheney wanted revenge for what happened to Nixon, and how we live in the ruins made by that dream.

Chuck Schumer won't tell us whether he and Trump support the same candidate for NYC mayor or not. Let that sink in.

Killer Bob has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Master Control Program has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

@banditelli.org this popped up my YouTube feed, but it's a few days old, so it's probably made the rounds already. youtu.be/8zlTogAFA4I?...

Hello, Pennsylvania. Constitutional rights are nice things to have. Tomorrow we should keep three Justices who feel the same way. mailchi.mp/526fbe67aac2...

It is very clear the gutting of Teen Vogue is about silencing their excellent political coverage. Corporations want you uninformed and shut off from meaningful journalism. And they’re staggeringly successful at it so far.

Cuomo’s Trumpification is complete. Also, the Cuomo-Mamdani head-to-head race that NYC billionaires want is what the billionaire backers of the jungle primary ballot question want in MA. They want elections where they can pour in money to crush progressives with corporate Democrats.

I want to quit the actually existing Democratic Party and join the powerful, relentless Democratic Party that apparently haunts every Republican's dreams.

Oh look. Canceling the extended ACA subsidies raised prices for EVERYONE.

Bless his heart! I mean, we all know that Wallace Shawn is far better known as the guy who plays Lemond Bishop's sinister fixer on The Good Wife

Boing!

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

interviewing in the dugout should be a war crime

I need the next MLB CBA to ban in-game interviews.

I hate him more than hate all the other assholes in power. He is an unprecedentedly dangerous threat to public health.

Kristi Noem blasts “foreigners” for dangerous driving. According to the Rapid City Journal, that state’s court records show Noem had 20 speeding tickets dating back to 1989, alongside other violations, including failure to stop at an intersection and invalid license plates.

The most completely mundane replies being hid in my mentions without my consent or control is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous. @pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand. Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.

Did I just sign up to canvass for the first time ever for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social? Yes. Did my son just meet Mamdani in our hood? Also yes. Did I get to watch a filming of his Until It’s Done videos, too? Yes. New York City is the city it says it is.

The Dodgers win 6-3. by John Roberts