it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again

i have one more full day of work and a toddlers birthday party tomorrow but then i have an entire day where nobody is expecting me to do anything or be anywhere and i had such dreams for that day but i think i will probably just have a Big Nap

all bark

interstitial cystitis is fun because every now and then you eat something incredibly normal that you eat all the time then have to boil yourself in a hot bath at 3am to soothe the impulse to cut your bladder out of your body

let’s lock in girlies

I am running a game of blood on the clocktower on Sunday and I have been doing so much prep that I am having perfectly normal dreams, except everyone has a secret role. Dance competition, but find out who the demon is. Back in high school, but someone’s a butler.

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

YES celiac for me was migraines vertigo aphasia my legs giving out my period stopping my hair falling out slow wound healing neuropathy (which i still have) zoning out like a zombie, sometimes i woke up screaming my head hurt so bad. and also my thyroid got better off gluten. shits fucked

I'm gonna be blunt and everyone WILL benefit because, surprise, saying what you mean directly without expecting people to read between the lines actually makes everything easier!

ME: [owns every Sims 4 expansion and has played the game since I was a tiny child] oh wow, yeah, I heard the news, that's sad for the players, I've never played that game before though in my life

"avoid bedtime distractions" wrong, I need to be maximally distracted if I have any chance of sleeping

A thing I keep having to learn is that as much as I want to be baby, I am going to be in pain no matter what I do. Lying down hurts as much as doing things. So I might as well do things *if I can*, bc doing things fills the time and finishing things feels good, and this applies to my depression too

When you feel personally stuck? The absolute no shit fastest most selfish way to fix it is to help someone else. It gives you the feeling of unsticking something. It floods your brain with what is possible instead of impossibility. Hope, that flighty bitch, can be coaxed into a long visit.

did not see Gideon all morning, got worried, found her in a closet. did not see her all afternoon, got worried, found her in a different closet. im so tired

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

guess I’ll look at some bisexuals then

The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little

Cozy Crew sign off. Where my blanket heads at? Look Hard, and Carry A Soft Pillow. Tuck In Crew for life

Sorry I lost your dog, he hit a speed boost arrow & that’s the last I saw him

manic pixie dream girl? not anymore. now im your depressed ogre nightmare boy

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Tiny pumpkin thieves!

it has genuinely been very helpful to listen to people with more hope than me and simply trust them. i have been depressed since i was a small child. my hope is broken, was broken long before i comprehended the world i lived in. others can light the way, if I only follow

it's important to have something good that happens in your life regularly, so if you don't have any of that, you should definitely get some. you should try to make sure it's something really meaningful and special too

*2010s trailer voice* in a world where being a perfect beautiful sweetheart angel darling princess is illegal.. one chronically ill neurodivergent thirty-something gamer girl dares to break the law

Any Locked Tomb girlies on bluesky?

This foul beast woke me up two hours before my alarm so she could lick my nostrils. Now she is trying to dig under my pillow (there is nothing there but mattress and sheets). Whose idea was cats, I need a word

Me as of late 🦝 #art #comic #raccoon

they do not prepare you for the 12-step coochie care routine you need to do after a total hysterectomy. wdym this bitch still costing me all this money. girl just a sock now why she need all these unguents and talismans

logging on con huevos

it is vitally important to log off. to have close friends who are not online. to be out in the world and see most of it is fairly benign. some of it is even quite good. most ppl do not hate you. most ppl did not know who the nazi was. most ppl just want a snack and a nap. there are dogs out there

I think at times like this we need to come together and remind each other what’s really important: the new baby fanaloka at the Nashville zoo

Mini marsupial bounces back from the brink! Once listed as Endangered, the crest-tailed mulgara expanded its range by more than 48,000 km² between 2015 and 2021, lifting its status to Least Concern. Biocontrol contributed to the heartwarming bounce-back. https://f.mtr.cool/afllseseeb

The whole thread is good, but when tetris isn't available, here's how to run the same pattern. Visualize pong. At speed. focus on the ball. Keep your eyes open. Watch the ball. The world blurs. Sing anything with disjointed lyrics too. Beck, rem, Billy Joel are ones my generation knows. Idk yours.

sometimes sex is missionary with a partner of 3 decades, sometimes it's hurting and being hurt in exactly the right way, sometimes it's eating a whole block of cheese by yourself. these are all equally sexy

My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket

non-texan friend making fun of me: what does HEB even stand for anyway me, more excited than ive ever been in my life: you're not gonna believe this

manic me LOVES to sow stuff depression me is incapable of reaping. boy wdym you made plans to leave the house and invested in a new hobby i am TIRED

possibly the most relaxed I have ever been was the three days I was laid up in the hospital with a bunch of kindly nurses doing everything for me and eating food I didn’t have to think about and is this just what straight men feel like all the time?

if a catty sailor disses your poop deck, you can ignore it: that's just naval gay zing

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

I haven’t gotten out of bed yet but I just saw a take from supposed ally about how we should run from positions of compromise for more success at the polls and I need to lie down for a while

have completed session zero with all my players but now I have to plan an actual session????? this is bullshit

the best time to start loving each other ferociously was yesterday. the second best time is today

My body is not cut out to be this furious all the time. I am built for naming dogs Doctor Reginald Pancakes and telling people about the time two bees stung me while I was on the toilet

[proposing to my gamer bf] let’s make minecraft… *ourscraft*

this is also my life and it’s awesome