the hiccups can go and get themselves fucked

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

thank you @jaunty.art for dispatching my skelly prints so quickly and expertly. can't wait to frame them and get them on my walls! y'all want some cool art in your life? go here jaunty.art

idk what to do with this but Insane Clown Enforcement

BRUUUUUUUUDALLLLLLLLLL let's wait for the blowback www.youtube.com/watch?v=g528...

Thank you to the experts in Mrs Thompson’s 2nd grade class for supplying CNN with this information

The soundtrack 💀

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

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nobody knows who stopped the rain and that’s sad

nobody knows the boys are back in town and that's sad

When they bring out an annoying guy to sit with you before dinner, an amuse douche if you will

Seriously, @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social is SO damn good.

greg sheridan lick trump's arse more #insiders

hell yeah i'm a single issue voter i watched the clip of charlie kirk bullying the lesbian who likes cis and trans woman and i voted to not give a shit about his death

Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover

Fear of giants is feefiephobia

Fun fact, the last word in every sentence your cat says to you is bitch.

dogs are the best

hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my underwear, filled with confetti

i wish i loved anything as much as roger loves a hair tie

Morning.

Unless you're First Nations, you're a descendant of immigrants. No gatekeeping on stolen land 🖤💛❤️

It's weird seeing white Australians marching & claiming that unchecked immigration is destroying the Australian way of life, but none of them are volunteering to go back to England.

The teabag string fell in and I stared into the mug like I’d just watched a ship sink with my ancestors on board.

Idea: If Trump actually *does* die, hang a disco ball over his burial site and charge people $50 a minute to dance on his grave. National debt sorted.

Gen-X is the only generation trained for the apocalypse

foot locker is a store where foot fetishists go to buy chastity cages for feet

whooooo needs that sentimental bullshit anyway? #hottest100 i am 15 again

NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF #hottest100

You can touch a potato anywhere. Cats have strong opinions about bodily autonomy. This has been another fact about cats and potatoes.

you got to know when to hold him, know when to fold him - ventriloquists

groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

ME: You know what they say Sharon, what goes up must come down. HER: You don't know how to land this hot air balloon, do you? ME: I do not.

My bumper sticker: “Who rescued who?” My dog’s bumper sticker: “It’s who rescued 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮, you illiterate swine.”

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Masturbaking is when you bake only for yourself

‘Rustle in Feilding’ Cat mural by SWIFTMANTIS at Manawatū Street Art Festival in Manawatu-Wanganui, New Zealand. via https://queenoliviastredfern.tumblr.com/post/786899759957999616

IYKYK

having coffee with the moon

Pussy Riot on the steps of City Hall in Downtown Los Angeles, unfurling a banner that says IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE RUSSIA. #NoKings

When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

Ballet is just opera for feet

When I log in, do as little work as possible, and I log out early for the day

not my boyfriend @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social on game changer! #dropouttv