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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

once again thinking about steve reich's City Life

Day two of the 2026 Formula 1 World Championship

wake up babes time for your annual everybody forgetting why the doomsday clock was at a very calm seven minutes during the Cuban Missile Crisis (it was over before they had a chance to change it)

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me

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too many people thinking about my fursona as a big stompy goth girl and not enough people thinking about my fursona standing on a highway and doing the Rhythm Heaven golf level to traffic

Stafford got hit so hard he dropped loot and still got the first down

I think we should probably discourage Gallagher from gambling in the future

(in russian) i will go to the casino and play foreign roulette

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"

remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

Kyrla - Modern Technic (2022), 54:56, youtube/bandcamp

Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool"

Comedy as the Treasury being asked to spend money is what finally causes us to break with Trump

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

call in progress

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Great piece: slate.com/news-and-pol...

If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves

"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. robust character creation options in crpgs turns kids transgender. know the difference

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

It's my first day as Texans ballboy. I once read in a cookbook that it is important to slather the pigskin in bacon grease so i figured i'd break out the secret weapon for the big game.

When I say that non-ecommerce web monopolies are fragile, I mean that it just takes one sicko to realize that people just want TheThing, to make TheThing, and then nobody has any reason to use your enshittified platform anymore. Seeing MySpace era css brings a tear to my fuckin' eye.

she beared down on that cheesehead mouse

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doing war crimes and shattering the NATO consensus because of the fucking mercator projection

Here is a (likely incomplete) list of apps that are enabling ICE to track your smartphone's location. Download, mirror, and reshare. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

"bearing witness" is the dumbest most online nonsense concept ive ever heard. if you feel like you absolutely need to traumatize yourself for personal beatification do it by going to a protest and getting teargassed by the cops rather than sitting alone watching snuff at home for no reason

In a strange position where I think there are massive, massive social harms to the proliferation of AI (misinfo, deepfakes, predatory 'companions', surveillance, labour rights) but also feel the mainstream arguments against it range from unconvincing (water) to actively harmful (copyright; "soul")

[ASMR] 10 Hours of MIDI Drums Misinterpreted as Piano

Might become a "my granddad's 1930s cigarette card collection" account, there's thousands of these

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

the primary distinction internationally between the United States and Russia right now is that the US has fewer sham elections