In my case it expresses “was being a dick at primary school lunch and someone hit me in the eye with a plate”

In my haste to get back to my desk, I just caught the paper recycling bin with my hip, causing it to push against the desk it was next to and then boing off about 10m across the very quiet, busy office. Can I go home now?

One of last year’s more unusual jobs. An all-over-print Predator shirt made up of my drawings of Predator trophy wall skulls as seen in the new film. Available here - www.rsvlts.com

Traitors spoilers!

This was my wife's idea, blame her #TheTraitors

Today's Smelt post: hey, you liked Ghosts, right? And you like Cunk? Well, Ben Willbond (Ghosts) and Joel Morris (Cunk) want to make a sitcom together. We can't afford to make it without your help. So why not chuck us a tenner plus fees, so we can make it? www.leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

The Cyclist’s Friend: a clip-on pipe holder. Advert in CTC Gazette, Sept 1894.

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

This sudoku will make you my eyes go funny. Some superb trolling going o here: sudokupad.app/56e3pocc01

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

“Landscape with Invisible Hand” - really interesting bit of sci-fi with quite a lot to say and deliberately not being easy about it. Much better than it starts out (or is billed) as a teen romance.

It’s bad enough knowing my passport number, National insurance, credit card, debit card and bank account numbers plus half a dozen friends mobile numbers without adverts trying to sing more phone numbers at me. I’m so glad that it’s websites these days - they don’t seem to trigger the same reaction

Netflix, the only way “Happy Gilmore 2” could be classified a “Blockbuster film” is if it was in their £1 rental bin by the checkout.

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

Bringing together a sparkling set of names from the comedy realm, @leadmojo.bsky.social (set up by @edmorrish.bsky.social) is heading up this ambitious, multifaceted audio project, steered by its listeners, which is today's #MirloMondays pick. 📣🐦‍⬛ mirlo.space/leadmojo/rel...

No YOU hacked together a shit drawing program, so you could use it to draw a loading screen to game that doesn't exist, that you imagined existed, whilst nosing at books in the library

The Smelt store is now open for business: if 5,000 of you are willing to chip in £10 plus fees each, we can make some brilliant things Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

this is my favorite of the pharma promo mice i have come across online so far (a quarter of my pinterest is this stuff)

You’re supposed to open the gates and take the horse into the city, not turn it into a lighthouse! Fools.

I see there have been updates.

I am once again begging if you insist on having Farage on your show, don't ask him a single thing about Trump/Ukraine/etc. None of his business. Ask him about Tendring Council's revised housing targets or proposed brown-site rezoning in Clacton. Make up an area of Clacton & see if he even notices.

Hey, how about a photo of me milking a goat in Canada in 1983?

After the double banana yesterday, we get a double vegan hot dog. Nature is healing

Well this looks lovely with some (fake) candles. Thank you so much to @lizaadamczewski.bsky.social

I was in Atlanta for a conference. The film opened that weekend. A bunch of people were off to a first showing, another bunch were off to get Mexican and margaritas. I was hungry. The look on the faces of the others who joined up with us later said everything. Still not actually seen all of it

Everything reminds me of him...

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Loving the single Piccadilly line train that’s been wandering around all day whilst it’s all closed for engineering works.

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Just noticed I made this random 24 episode generator … 24 years ago www.chthonic.f9.co.uk/24/index.html

"Trees Hate You" Steam page now live! Wishlist if you want to be bullied of horrible trees: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/... #indiegame #steamgame #ragegame #gamedev

Louvre worthy

Up periscope.

STOP. We have a major news story in our house. It's been building up for a few days and this afternoon came the denouement. It's the story of a banana.

I shared a house with a guy whose sole income was pub quiz machines - he could empty one if the bar staff didn’t notice - and he was very upset when they added chance elements. Not sure he and those like him were really contributing to a pub’s fortunes though. Almost certainly why things changed.

i see ICE have joined bluesky

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

cow tools

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A previous 2001 drawing. Colour pencil.

This arrives tomorrow for my mother-in-law as a memorial piece for her husband. Can’t wait to see it for real.

Good to see my new Christmas bike panniers are as waterproof as they are supposed to be. Forgot to roll the tops the other night and now I have a pannier full of water.

An autistic woman who plays Dungeons & Dragons has been concocting increasingly elaborate and convoluted reasons to buy more new dice, eyewitnesses have claimed.

Now this is a great book. Loved it. But that’s too rich for my blood. Oof

“Journeys are safer & smoother when we all work together” Lovely common sense road rules ad from Wokingham Borough Council.

And without prejudicing the MAIB's findings I'd suggest that painting your uncrewed vessel in hi-vis black might have looked great in your publicity shots but probably lacks a little je ne sais quoi in the rather more useful "not twatting into it by accident" department.

Post a comic cover you love - Golden Rage issue 2 by Chrissy Williams & Lauren Knight, alternate cover by @alisonsampson.bsky.social I love the biscuits so much.