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The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

From the Twitter archives.

People who call themselves Christians are angry and outraged that a Christian church leader asked the most powerful man on the planet to treat vulnerable people with decency and humanity.

nuh-uh.

Is it just my autism, or does anyone else legitimately prefer a good tabular layout over the aesthetically pleasing layout. I like just being able to read info like the contents page of a book

"OptumRx, the group’s pharmacy benefit manager, along with its two main peers, Express Scripts and CVS Caremark Rx, have pocketed an extra $7.3 billion over cost thanks to price gouging, according to the findings of a report by the Federal Trade Commission." Lina Khan really is That Girl.

Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.

I'm a lil high and I may have worked out that my portable charger has 32 calories of energy in its battery. My phone has 15 calories. I just find it wild that a freddo has six times more energy stored in it than my phone. That maths masters degree feels worth all the crippling debt now 😅

I get that it's a cool discovery, but my brain can only read this title like an @theonion.com article

The village people are giving that one guy who is clearly gay, but is so in denial about it that they are best friends with the most homophobic person you know (and probably shame fucking on the side)

American transportation planners be like:

Before I saw the pic 'Tasha and Andrew' sounded more like a CBBC puppet presenter duo. I think I might've given a shit if that were the case too...

Winning tickets to see the Minecraft movie is like winning that U2 Album that nobody wanted. Every packet of Oreos is gonna be like russian roulette now

Keep your friends close, and your enemies toaster. That way they won't get to enjoy toasted bread products anymore, and you get to experience the pure rush of adrenaline that you can only get from stealing a kitchen appliance (MWAHAHAHA)

Liquid Death, I knew I liked you for a reason

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Truth be told, for my money if you're going to couch it in terms of free speech, it's unprincipled to allow calling people mentally ill on the basis of sexual orientation/gender identity but forbid it on the basis of, say, religion Sounds like viewpoint discrimination to me 💁‍♀️

Anita Bryant, gone too late