Who would have thought that paying the extortionist doesn't actually buy you protection? Other than literally everyone, that is.

Lol my browser alone often uses double the amount of your installed RAM. Tell me more about pushing your system. cc @masnick.com

I strongly encourage people like this to continue doing exactly what they're doing. Nowhere else could you could pay less than $3,900 for 800sq ft & $4,200/mo for daycare, especially across the street from a huge park and walking distance to world-class museums. Please stay in NYC. Forever.

No domestic flights are 10 hours long. You know what that means... Quick, cut off whatever finding there is left keeping airports operating.

A Cajun seafood restaurant and call it... Treyf Anastasio

Do not let a single person lecture you for one nanosecond for not being sad when Donald Trump dies. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

I keep getting emails about Drupal, and I have no idea what that is but I am choosing to believe it's when RuPaul is in drag and then decides to be a drag king on top of it.

To be fair, as best I recall the MPRE did not cover shooting deponents... lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/i-do...

I can't help but expect that the Project Hail Mary movie is going to be an enormous disappointment.

I mean you don't need Grammarly at all. It's not that difficult to learn how to write at a high school level.

One penis popsicle short of a pride parade

He couldn't even be bothered to buy them good shoes made in the United States. Instead he bought them a tacky, poorly-dressed rich asshole's idea of what a good dress shoe is.

"Liberty [is] extinguished, heedlessly at first, then stealthily, and brazenly in the end." -Justice Felix Frankfurter www.politico.eu/article/uk-e...

For the first sentence I thought it was a jab at replacing Noem with Mullin

Wuthering Haidts?

Whither Jonathan Haidt lol www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

I can't believe I have to say this in this, the year of our eternal damnation Two Thousand and Twenty-Six, but: Unless you have built a FULL-FUNCTIONED mobile app, *do not* have the app take over all links from your domain. It's shitty UI/UX, and just fucking stupid.

Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

"Fire hurts," complains arsonist www.texastribune.org/2026/03/06/d...

Ah to be in the throes of puberty in like 1999.

At some point we're just going to have to be comfortable calling the terminally stupid what they are. nypost.com/2026/03/06/u...

Whether you love AI or think it's overhyped satanic sludge, we should all agree on one thing: government should never be allowed to control it, or force developers to build it in ways that violate their conscience: www.fire.org/news/bullyin...

Will Corey Lewandowski still be Noem's chief staff?

How do you report on your state's politics and get something like this wrong? www.texastribune.org/2026/03/03/j...

He's not even good at acting like he isn't a huge homo. That mustache is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Questions raised (but not answered) by our writing include: Why does this administration have such a thing for people named Emil, AND WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS

Donuts, you say? @tylertone.bsky.social and I are embarking on a new little project and you should join us for the ride. It'll live on my site for a while, as we work out the kinks: platformpolemics.aricohn.com/p/notice-and...

The humiliation of Paul Weiss, et al. is complete. Hopefully clients ask themselves if their lawyers are just going to cower and give in whenever opposing counsel acts all scary-like. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Trump about to announce he's creating The Supremest Court, which you can join as an associate justice by buying $11 million of his shitcoin and agreeing to adopt Eric.

“The FTC is not the speech police,” FTC Chairman Andrew Ferguson wrote to Apple CEO Tim Cook on February 12. Ferguson might want to ask himself why he felt compelled to pre-empt such an accusation. Yours truly with @aricohn.com in @thedispatchmedia.bsky.social: thedispatch.com/article/ftc-...

Storage Wars about to get WILD www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

This new season of Heated Rivalry fucking blows

If DOJ tries to block the Netflix-WBD deal and throw it to Paramount, this screenshot will be on the first page of Netflix's first filing.

People would rather post unhinged things than go to therapy

dragmaxxing wig snatching coming for the straight guys is maybe the funniest trajectory this nonsense could have taken

dragmaxxing

Hegseth tries so hard to disguise himself as a man that his callsign should be "Mulan"

1/ Even if MRC's data wasn't questionable (and it really is), Government, whether FTC or Congress, has no business investigating anyone's editorial decisions Nobody—not Apple, not Fox News, not the NY Times—loses First Amendment rights because people "rely on them to provide them with information"

I love the 90s as much as anyone, but it's weird that we just pretend like people didn't walk around the whole time with their t-shirts tucked into their jeans.

Unpopular opinion: shrimp legs are creepy and they shouldn't have them

1/ The FTC has no more business policing the editorial decisions of Apple News under the guise of "consumer protection" than it does the "fair and balanced-ness" of Fox News' coverage--as I pointed out when Ferguson went on his social media fishing expedition. www.thefire.org/news/ftc-ove...

MAGA tried to do a "cancel culture" and all this guy got was a paid vacation from work and this $800,000 t-shirt.

Labor is not worth supporting if the people it consists of are pieces of shit.

This is despicable behavior and the kind of thing that makes people hate labor unions. @unitehere.org Local 1 should be ashamed, and should themselves be boycotted. I would never use a venue staffed by those assholes. wsbt.com/news/local/b...

The Starbucks lawyers who prepped this witness are remarkably terrible at their job

NEW: We're suing Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem for being real jawboners about ICE. www.thefire.org/news/fire-su...

The Internet is so scary to authoritarians precisely because it allows people outside their reach to say things that they don't like. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If we're a nation built on the right to dissent, those who suggest modeling that for the world is not only unimportant but *wrong* are included amongst those from whom America must be defended.

Imagine controlling the entire government of the United States and still having such a whiny-ass persecution complex.