Doctor: Would you describe yourself as a daily marijuana user? Me: More like hourly Doctor: Did you just say hourly? Me coughing out a big cloud of smoke: What?

@auntieheroine.bsky.social I'll share your Box at some point but I caught the show in Philly and got this amazing shot of your first act! You're one creepy bitch and I LOVED it

sorry, i had a vision & made it worse

[sneeze one] bless you [sneeze two] bless you [sneeze three] you are under arrest

*logs on* Stovey milkshake duck type shit? *logs off* Best to Stovey, all of y'all fuck off

i’m so relieved they found Stovey & she’s responsive. hoping for a quick rescue & recovery. she deserves happiness & safety ❤️‍🩹

Stovey has been here from very early, and early bsky enjoyed much needed happy moments from their heroic efforts to like posts. Not a bot. Not a bit. She read our shite, and liked the stuff that was passably good. If you see old accounts sad and angry to hear they've been treated badly, that's why.

Some Latvian DJ just sampled this and put it over a beat and it's already blowing up in clubs

Stay salty DC 🔥

Learned something this morning! Kpop Demon Hunters still makes me ugly cry when I watch the LatAm Spanish dub! I needed that sob, now maybe I can sleep

Piss art

This is what it's like inside my brain

Cool that they got the same dog in all four pictures

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

i just keep imagining the conversation with a therapist “omg have you witnessed a murder?” “kind of…. a social murder. of me. they socially murdered me for being rapist”

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

You sure about this, Google?

Rated T for Tired

getting cancelled on bluesky is a lot like getting drone bombed by the most powerful military in the history of the world and in this scenario i am also an impoverished child

this 3 act story has something for everyone

We did a dep dive on why you should hate snakes. But maybe you shouldn’t. We also explore the symbol of the snake through different cultures. Wanna hear about the Lithuanian queen of snakes? We got you

This is apparently how my buddy learned abt labubus and it's hilarious to me that he immediately called them demonic since the Evangelicals are doing the same

I took a bluesky hiatus that started when kairi's bullshit hadn't been outed yet, came back afterwards, and just read her "article." All I can say is DON'T, unless you have a high tolerance for horse shit and eyes that are very used to rolling out of your fucking head bc yikes. Just YIKES

Husband thinks he’s finally found his fursona: a labubu. Part of me thinks “this isn’t right” but if protogens can be sonas why not labubus I guess? Or is it tacky??

Labubus are funko pops (derogatory) for gay people

Fantastic, gimme 15 of em

Whoever you are, you're a genius. Studio City, CA

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Anyway, after a 20 hour day in bargaining, me and my team secured one of the highest raises, strongest contracts, and outright wins in our hospitals history

Took my 18yr old to the arcade today and LOOK MA I CAUGHT A FRAGGLE

Catcharina Ladydrunka Germany, Prussia, Posen, Catholic and Lutheran Church Records, 1430-1998

I read this like 12 hours ago and I'm still giggling about it

Throw-back to the olden days of the sky, when bean fucking was an actual thing.

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to

the recent EO on criminalization of mental illness has had us pretty shook, and unable to really form the right words to express it. when we still had access to the data, we'd share this thread every time cops killed a person in mental health crisis. a lot of people like us are going to die.

at some point people, esp as they age, are gonna give increasing decision authority to their revenants. like you can see this guy clearly thinks he shouldn't have taken the call, he's forgetting earlier pieces of the convo, incredible content but probably not the wisest choice to keep talking

im here you fuckaas bitch

Working on a new video about how to Draw Horses! I go over horse vs. equine, breeds, basic anatomy and most importantly: PERSONALITY!!! You can catch a quick preview right here – check out my Patreon to see the finished video before it's posted anywhere else!

People insisting something I don't want to do is easy: Just plan ahead, practice a thing that bores you a lot, and be organized My executive disfunctional, perpetually dopamine-starved ADHD ass: [dialup noises]

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First thought I had was that the Dems were pointlessly doing a collab with the shoe company and I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point

Washington Commanders to change team name to the Epstein Files in attempt to get President Trump to avoid them

First thought I had was that the Dems were pointlessly doing a collab with the shoe company and I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point

God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes. Angel: That's a lovely idea. God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to. Angel: ... God: There's no way to make it stop.