Dragonball Z on the TV at the bar. Never seen it before. It seems to revolve around a constantly weeping child with a monkey tail. Appalling.

Whats the strongest opinion you can have without armed officers reading print-outs of your tweets to you in your kitchen? I publicly hold those opinions

babies see this when they are born

Fuck im getting old. I just cracked my back and said "criminy"

This is what Caillou looks like in 2023. Feel old yet?

Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

that third star wars movie started to drag near the end, it is a good thing this guy shows up

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

This is fucking terrifying, if augmented dancing mario was in my house, say at like 3am, I would lose my shit, I would absolutely die inside but live on hollow

i accidentally used up all my inspiration for the day on working out instead of working on my voiceacting auditions or short story. whoops

Total Twin Cities cultural victory. Everyone's going to be starting infoshops and co-ops again, eating nutritional yeast on shit

RIP Bruce Leung Siu-Lung

Every single day ive lived since ICE started their huge MPLS push has felt like in Darkest Dungeon when you reach max stress and it flips a coin for either Bliss or Despair and I've been much too lucky

Rest in peace Victor Manuel Diaz. He was a Latino immigrant kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. He died in ICE custody at Camp East Montana, Texas while facing deportation. We have unjust immigration system that continues to take the lives of our neighbors while tearing families apart. 1/

Look all I’m doing is point out how it’s interesting that this is exactly the kind of stuff the British were doing when the colonists revolted. It’s just interesting is all.

In the last 18 days alone: - Two men in ICE custody have killed themselves (jails are supposed to protect against this) - Two men died of cardiac-related issues - One man was reportedly choked to death by a guard - One man died of fentanyl withdrawal (family question the medical care provided)

discovered a Riven structure in the wild

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

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can’t stop thinking about the qr code. that’s a kind of idea you hear about on yks. or see if you’re on the squeeze louise tier ($8 monthly). this week’s guest: a man, probably

hey by the way we were just joking about the roundly-mocked Whiskey Friday concept we spent millions of dollars on. obviously we arent going to do that. unless you like it? ok no yeah it was a goof. moron ha

TGIWFWTD (Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil)

Lmfao

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

pondering current events

Mr. President, please leave us alone. (Turns to the side and says, in the same volume:) This guy is nuts don't provoke him.

Demoralize the ICE fascists. Make them feel like they'd rather taste cold steel on their tongue than go on 1 more day with their useless life. Make them want to take that extra drink & listen to that little voice in the back of their head as they lie their head on their pillow that says "why go on?"

“While armed agents of the state shoot people in Minneapolis no one will attend Allen Dershowitz’s upscale dinner party,

“While ICE agents throw flash grenades at babies outside their homes in Minneapolis we check in with this tech guy who wants to live forever by being interviewed forever and replacing his blood with all types of shit”

Thanks for the thoughtful piece on the urban rural vaguely connected to politically immune Gestapo brutalizing our cities, want to just keep playing the hits and interview some dimes square mannequins about Minneapolis? What do the two eugenicist “pro natalist” freaks think about all this?

me working in a kitchen with: no hoods, no hot water, no business at all because of the military occupation

Not an easy time to be a guy living in Minneapolis with very little will to live as it is

Nisswa's a resort town, wholly dependent on the economies and residents of the blue cities they claim to stand against. These people are jokes.

This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

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Anyone local can tell you that this is 100% classic Frey stuff. Accidentally letting a tattered shred of his former progressivism show and then spending weeks backpedaling to please his benefactors. Vile little bootlicker

i kinda sympathize with tony doukopil for pretending his show was sponsored by jack daniels. we said the stream was sponsored by tork paper towels and northrup grumman for like 5 years and never even got an email back.

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