the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

barely relevant vent but i tried to finally get my 30 something year old ass diagnosed a couple years ago and they gave me a form to have my parents and teachers fill out :/

the thing about having my hormones at a good level is that the base of my maslow's hierarchy of needs triangle is now "clocky t-girl in a nun's habit"

"oof why do my hands hurt so much lately" -idiot who has spent multiple hours a day every day for like 2 weeks training the muscles in her hands and fingers to do new shit

the vibes the last couple of days

just found out i can buy a custom name tape for my bdu jacket for like $3 so im considering switching it from moratelli to possum

I’m not talking about the “AI “actress”” thing because it is so clearly an astroturfed non-story which only benefits from people taking it seriously, even as outrage / distaste. It does not exist. It *will* not exist, at least as executed by these people. I refuse to fall for it.

anyway i got to see two different possums at the same time so today was pretty good

i can't believe "warfighter" is an actual term used seriously by the military sounds like some kinda offbrand version of the green plastic army men you'd find at dollar tree that all look like if the hapsburgs kept going a few more generations

starting to think deers might be my second favorite animal

ooooooh, on tumblr it's called the 'dashboard' and that's why it was called dashcon i legit thought it was a MLP thing this whole time

chat, is this good?

trying to be responsible with money because if i can save up around ~2500 more us american dollars i can pay off my car and then i don't have to be so picky looking for work i could theoretically pay off what i have and refinance for less per month but i don't wanna extend how long im in debt

5 out of 6 Americans have fucked their computer, according to a new scientific study of the September 28th meeting of Computer Fuckers Anonymous in Denton, Texas

the thing is bluesky is still way too young to be trying to throw it's weight around re: being shitty as fuck to its core user base like, twitter was a decades old platform and the first to do it, of course people were hesitant to jump ship to a new one but like, it really wouldn't take much here

yall think the culture warriors will do a 180 on soy now?

yo writing music is hard, im trying to figure out the time signature of what's in my brain but it's not 4/4 and im not good enough at math to know what it is if it's not 4/4 it might be 5/4?? does that mean 5 beats per measure?? man i wish i didn't fake it through 5 years of school band...

[oc] let's cleaning

ok, hear me out...

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

cool feature of being trans is being at least somewhat inoculated against nostalgia baiting "wasn't life so much better when you were between the ages of 9 and 14?" absolutely the fuck not aside from how often other kids called me a girl

i didn't even have to do age verification, they just saw how i end every message in my DMs with lol or lmao and i guess that was enough

❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side! Meaning you can easily get around it! More on it here! gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2... #bluesky #age #verification #bypass 👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇

just getting through the bad times by devoting 100% of my brainpower to learning banjo and crushing on girls like there's nothing an impovershed tranny from ohio can really do about the government shutting down but what i CAN do is think "💕girls💕" every 3-5 seconds

IT'S TOBER!!!

i know an entire song now! im slow af but i know it!!

my conspiracy theory that the trump administration is being deliberately set up to take the fall for a military coup is definitely not disproven by every general being forced to sit down and see how fucking incompetent he is

zoomer coworker starts almost every thought that he could've just kept in his head with "is it bad that" and it's really starting to get to me.

starting to sound like something a little bit

oh is that what we're doing today? suck my entire dick back to front i ain't doing shit

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

no big updates re: banjo learning i've been spending all my time practicing the basic stuff rather than trying to constantly learn new things which i'm told is how you're supposed to do it

social media will never be good because the only people with the means to create a functioning social media site are people who should absolutely never be in charge of a social media site

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Artillery Witch from Trench Crusade fanart

interpolation/cover of hot rod lincoln but it's about an absolute shitbox beater of a car instead

"got a mexican homie named chinese mike" is one of the absolute bars of all time

pro tip: start eating out of the trash now by choice so it's easier when you have to eat out of the trash later by necessity

i lost interest in magic the gathering when they introduced planeswalkers, i can't even imagine wanting to play now that it's ready player fortnite

YO! THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT 2 TRAYS OF PEPPERONI ROLLS!!! AND NO ONE ELSE HAD ANY SO THEYRE ALL FOR ME NOW!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA