SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

hormones doctor says they're gonna refer me to a brain doctor to finally diagnose my beef brain syndrome (adhd)

roomate's egg-ass "boyfriend" is a guitarist 👀

god forbid women do anything

doctor's recital :c

wednesday noon!!!

roommate is so fucking hype about getting a carton of menthol newports from NC i have never seen anyone this happy about anything

my second auto parts store arc starts soon

what is "knowing how to play" anyway? all the time i hear about how X punk musician didn't even know how to play their instrument and like... there are multiple albums and video evidence to the contrary?? you know their name and the band they were in so clearly they played the instrument, right?

Ooouugh new SMTB goes HARD

me: say doc, how is a prescription for weapons grade plutonium 239 supposed to help my ankle? my posadatrist: you really need to get better at proofreading

oh fuck YES sir 4 cups of spider IMMEDIATELY

they're recreating me from first principles tomorrow

update on The Device: fixed the truss rod issue which meant adjusting everything else and it's still wonky af but much more playable than before she desperately needs new strings and could use a cleaning and honestly needs to visit a professional but for now im calling this good enough

HELL YEAH

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

today i make one final attempt to make my bass playable before i have to resort to... eughh... help from others

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

received at least 2 compliments on my gay little outfit tonight that's like +10 will to live each

hell yeahh

fuckin love this place dawg

going to the thing, by myself, being normal about it, hell yeah

the aforementioned gay little outfit i am too tall for this mirror

turns out they invented a type of show that i don't get paid to go to and i in fact have to pay to attend but i also get to drink A Beer and wear a gay little outfit and im going to it tonight

me imagining the graphic novel idea that's been in my head for years: :) logical part of my brain: "you clearly aren't going to put any effort into drawing so why not write it as a regular novel so it at least gets made?" me: >:(

anyway i kinda know how to play this song now (it's literally one chord)

i might need better cables, im picking up the local pop station (just barely audible over the hiss of the overdrive pedal)

trying to find a way to play amplified and distorted banjo in a punk way that doesn't just sound like a 1 to 1 copy of show me the body i guess i could just focus on playing clawhammer really fast since julian mostly does 2 or 3 finger and flat picking as far as i can tell

baseball is back baby go reds hail satan

baseball update: goddammit

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

so sopping wet and pathetic that management offered to put me in a different department than the one that gave me a panic attack and i walked out on after an hour and a half

punk is what happens when coyote leans his arm on the shoulder of a human creature whose line has abjured him for so long that they get sick when strangers break the rules

folk punk is punk only to the extent it explores the tension b/t being idiotic at an unsustainable level & being hellbent on existing. if a guy's just kinda sad and likes acoustic guitars he's an indie rock guy with a personal brand. if he might fuck up shoplifting socks so bad he dies that's punk

look. punk isn't about toxic masculinity. it's not about scaring people. it's not even about music or rebellion. it's about being too stupid to live and too stubborn to die

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

shoutout to my bff who is so committed to being a deer furry she has CWD for real o7

good news this is no longer a problem bad news i have a lot more problem

ouuughhhhh idk about this whole 'the morning' thing when i have to be up at 7:30 in a couple days im gonna start having to leave the house by 4:30 eeeuuuuggghhhhhhh

seeing the sky for the first time "wow, this blue up"

that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

just heard someone end a question by saying "question mark" out loud i feel seen here

"most lesbians have their keys on a carabiner" factoid actualy just statistical error. Elsie Squalorcore, who had a carabiner of keys down to her knees in college & still over does it, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

my life starts getting better. i wish i was joking 2008 was a great year for me

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