unironically wanna make a page on my site entirely devoted to big muskie

fuck 'em. not even worth getting upset about, i have more important shit to do today and im not gonna some corpo power dynamic bullshit throw me off

big envelope of patches just showed up i guess i'm sewing today

pior que

can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

no escape.

trans woman builds worst fire ever asked to stop calling herself butch

you need to watch this one and you need to watch it full screen with both your eyes.

New videos up ☺️ youtu.be/FljcklWhCIE?...

i hate that my phone can just update out of nowhere and add like 20 games and programs i don't want without my permission fuckers put tiktok on my phone! tiktok! on MY phone!!

HELLMANN'S STOLE MY GODDAMN BIT

another week another did laundry and forgot to include the T-shirt that i have stuffed in my banjo as a mute

new oven get

"buying music is expensive but i wanna support artists and spotify is the only option for that" i have a tip for you: pirate all the music you want. all of it. no matter how much. set aside each month a spotify subscription's worth of money and use that to buy something off of bandcamp or itunes.

I have received critical feedback on the funny skeletons page, and I have put out a hotfix to rectify this tragic oversight. I am listening, I am learning, I am going to do better moving forward. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

also if anyone has any funny skeletons that they think should be added to the funny skeletons collection lemme know they need to match the vibe of the bit though

ok splash screen is done for now until i figure out how i want the background to be home screen is very very very WIP but at least i made a funny 404 page for the buttons that don't go anywhere that's a total of 4 webbed pages on my webbed site! wow!!

the great work continues

goddammit just missed a call from a job like i literally was mid swipe to answer when my phone stopped ringing and apparently the number doesn't receive calls so fuck me i guess

goddammit now i'm crying about a honda fit

😭 "Her name is cringe wagon and she was the best car to ever do it...I had the best two summers of my life in her, and the worst fall and winter, too. PC: tinyurl.com/n5d2ydz8

damn html is fun actually

ok making a basic windows 95-ass box only took me like uhh.. 5 HOURS!?!

muscle memory from 2009 kicking in as i hit ctrl + S without thinking if you asked me 5 minutes ago what the keyboard shortcut for save was i could not tell you

going around using inspect to see how other people do things and just found someone who has my exact same sense of humor, their id name for the dashboard element is "dashedbord"

finally the internet has a purpose. hosting pictures of funny skeletons squalorcore.neocities.org/skeletons

fuck it im moving to neocities

every day brings me one step closer to "fuck it im moving to neocities"

got my meds, got my goberment benefits approved, got a new t shirt, got my spare SSD working things are looking up if i pretend i do not see how not up everything is right now

trying to resurrect the project files from my old computer's fl studio but everything is broken and all the directories are wrong now

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Bad news apparently I don't have access to like 75% of this hard drive?? Good news at least I have access to the handful of movies I downloaded onto it, might rewatch the machine girl tonight

was gonna see if i can plug my old HDD from my last computer into this one but uh where the FUCK is my current one???

AND WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHICKEN EGG MEAL?? (they weren't actually eating eggs just cuddled up in a nesting box)

found an old box of photos and in that box i found this pic of my first car (you can just barely see me behind the wheel, i was like 4)

the one that really pissed me off was around halloween there was a fake ring video of a possum getting into a bowl of candy and then getting so spooked by a motion activated decoration it jumped up in the air like a cat, which is not a thing possums do

gorp?!

one trans child contributes more to society by merely existing than every single elected official in the world

job application: [Legal First name*] [Legal Last Name*] [Preferred First Name (Optional)] *I fill out the form putting Elise as my preferred first name* my email 3 minutes later: "Hi DEADNAME thank you for applying"

HELP, MY HEART

today's mood word is "OUUgggghhooouuuaaaaAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhggggghhhhhh"

me struggling to keep back my very barky dog to answer my front door only to step out backwards and turn around to see mormons

downloaded enough new mods i needed to make a new world but man the walking stick mod makes being a nomad for the first week or so aesthetic as fuck

anyway i had to get up early to continue fixing something that was never broken and i had to drive by that still defaced mural twice, i'm upset and i'm going to go play vintage story until my eyes bleed about it

i don't think i ever mentioned why i decided to quit my job to focus on trying to move back to the city the county i currently live in is very red, but it's been my home for most of my life and i figured as long as a george floyd mural can survive here undisturbed so can i then this year happened.

i'm not a big videogame soundtrack/score listener but man sometimes i revisit the music from fallout 1 and 2 and it's so peak sucks they only made 2 games