violently ill so i have to call off working the show i was looking forward to all year :( first concert i ever went to as an adult was primus at the venue i now work at so i was really looking forward to working the oops all les claypool show

finally living my lifelong dream of being B-roll

It'll be up for everyone else in ~1 week, but you can watch episode 3 of Avantcore on my Patreon now ☺️ Episode 3: "Do my political rivals have a right to exist?"

yea

oagghe.... nap too long

:3

This is real btw

day job is becoming increasingly unbearable, barely made it to the end of my shift today

chat, i might be stupid. i just now realized my fucking issue is agoraphobia straight up thought that's just a fear of outdoors or something this entire time.

the taco bell between my place and my mom's added an ai chatbot to their drive thru so there goes the last place i could stop for food on that entire 2 hour drive

I want all my drag friends endlessly booked and busy and I also want cis(het and queer) people to be able to imagine more queer friendly events that aren't just "thing plus drag queen"

happy pride month to every motorsports queer on here who will understand the very dumb joke i made back in the cohost days

you're the same | patreon.com/lubchansky

roommate gave me this awesome possum hat i love it

had a dream about watching youtube videos, here are the best ones: canadian guy makes A Device to de-ice his driveway out of disposable vape batteries bee dog herding bees back into their hives documentary about artificial sweetener for diet energy drinks (made by the taliban i guess)

aaaand i just realized i didn't take any of my pills this morning as i arrive at work. cool. at least the only one that will have a negative effect on my day missing one dose is my allergy meds

today was the first time I've worn a tank top in over 5 years. we're turning a corner re: body image issues (pic from this morning, before the inevitable sunburn)

i am beyond tired

hey check this out *sends you a selfie holding today's newspaper standing in front of the world trade center north tower*

"i cannot sell you alcohol with an expired ID" "can't you just type it in?" "i cannot sell you alcohol with an expired ID" "can you get a manager to do it then?" "i cannot sell you alcohol with an expired ID"

"this is such a bluesky take" is an awesome thing to post on bluesky. i dipped a cup into the ocean and pulled out water, fucking Typical

saw a dude who is absolutely asking to be arrested for impersonating a cop "process server agent" on his plate carrier, a badge hanging around his neck, and a full duty belt including handcuffs

opioids.

lmao

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

i fucking love my life, dog

i have never played deltarune and yet this is very true

wall outlet: replaced garbage disposal: unclogged as the one futch lesbian in a house full of gay men i take my solemn duty to fix small problems around the house very seriously

girl dinner federal holiday edition: pickle sandwich washed down with 3 progressively warm beers because i got them all out of the fridge at the same time

your boardroom deserves the highest luxury - a table that looks like your gigantic adult son accidentally dropped it and glued it together hoping no one would notice . and yes , it’s disturbingly expensive

misred "relationship anarchist" as "relationship antichrist" was wondering why people were talking about my ex

real full schedule for my day off tomorrow my calendar is so big and round

one thing i have learned as a cashier at a major grocery store is that people like to carry around emotional support milk and raw meat while they shop and then leave it at checkout without buying

welcome to the neighborhood, motherfucker

you can just buy the citric acid crystals they put on sour patch kids. you can eat it by itself. it's fine

was not prepared to be death-stared at by so many little kids though. the children do not like it.

fucking love this guy

i have never been this happy with a haircut except for maybe when i got my first sideshave

anyway here's a before and after of the Big Chop

pull into work and there's a cybertruck in the parking lot 🤢

chat i finally own a Real Bed* for the first time since 2018 and it's so goddamn comfy *mattress lying directly on floor

they don't let me roll the joints any more because i kept adding a pinch of gunpowder at the end as a funny bit

i guess i'll see if the hairdresser i always used to go to has any availab- oh she's in duluth minnesota now ok nevermind.

or fucking not, i guess :(

slightly worried that my adhd testing only took an hour and 10 minutes when they said it'd take 2 hours ...but i guess some people probably get stuck when they don't know rather than just selecting a random answer that has good vibes so no one gets mad at me for taking too long