Excuse me, I was told there would be a rapture?

Yes, let’s listen to the former heroin addict who repeatedly cheated on his wife, eats roadkill, and swims in sewage.

Excuse me, I was told there would be a rapture?

Scheduling a UN meeting about the 2-state solution to Israel and Palestine during a Jewish High Holy Day when no Jews can attend seems like the sort of thing that my friends on the social justice left would be outraged by if it was any group other than Jews affected by it. Sigh.

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If only there were a single word for someone who identifies as anti-antifa.

If only there were a single word for someone who identifies as anti-antifa.

10/10 – no notes.

Struggling to believe that this is real. We live in the dumbest possible timeline. A true idiocracy.

You thought Jimmy Fallon was bland and avoided controversy before…

Getting lost with @jess.blue on the winding trails of a state park could fix me.

Well, shit. Last time I got one of these I sat on a jury that put a guy away for 35→life. Hoping this time is less exciting.

Wisconsin approves of this post. 🧀

Bill and Ted performing ‘Waiting for Godot’ on Broadway was not on my 2025 bingo card.

Wait… what?

Getting a tattoo then immediately planning your next tattoo.

Starting to see a bit more diversity of political opinion around here. Good, we badly need it.

Ben Shapiro’s entire career is built on political escalation.

Just the latest example.

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Legendary community note.

In 100 years there’s going to be a rock band called Charlie Kirk and most of their listeners won’t know the reference.

"Whether you disagree with him or not..." Let me stop you right fucking there and correct that sentence: "Whether you were targeted by his hate speech or not..."

My son saw it. 🤬

When things get bad and they start disabling cell towers to quell protests, make sure you’ve already installed Bitchat. bitchat.free

A provocateur with a smile on their face and a friendly demeanor is still a provocateur.

When things get bad and they start disabling cell towers to quell protests, make sure you’ve already installed Bitchat. bitchat.free

Can anyone ID these bugs crawling all over a small patch of my yard?

Post your favorite book as emoji 👍📕🌌

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit with reporters or Donald Trump raping children with Jeffrey Epstein, both presidents violated some of Washington’s most sacred norms.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

It’s the way he drew the breasts. 🤢

Not ashamed to admit that I really enjoyed KPop Demon Hunters.

Happy Star Trek day to those that celebrate. 🖖

Slightly diminish a book The Restaurant at the End of the Street

I can only really take credit for the flatbread. The shakshukah was the star! 🍽️

UK Reform Jews 🤝🏻 US Conservative Jews Having to explain that your sect name does not describe your politics

Me, too!

New ink! 👀

We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

Can confirm! Source: Married someone awesome.

Head cold keepin me up. 😩

I’ve lost track of how many rabbis I tried to make this argument to. Lots of different reactions, but I couldn’t get any to approve it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Turns out there is one topic every rabbi agrees on.

RFK Jr. is the guy in the zombie movie that doesn’t tell the group he got bitten until it’s too late.

Don’t see these too often anymore.

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It could not, apparently.