saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it

a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

and they were relatively well-off and well-known! we gotta do something about health system for all of us!!!!

Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B

It's nice to know that having an excel job was also a viable career path 4000 years ago

bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

[threateningly] it’s baseball season.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

are…uhh…are we the penis?

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Puzzle Sunday

I don't think it's exaggerating to say that the stark contrast between Delia Deetz in "Beetlejuice" and Kevin's mom in "Home Alone" was the first time it really dawned on me what acting was.

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

We had eradicated this disease. And now because of targeted disinformation, children, immunocompromised people, elderly folks, and so many others become victims in this proxy war and we have a new avoidable pandemic.

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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

On Oscar Nom Day, here are my 10. I've seen 48 2025 films, my big ones still to see are Secret Agent, Bugonia, It Was Just An Accident, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, Sirat, The Voice of Hind Rajab. #48 on my list is Oscar-nominated lol.

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

Congratulations to Sinners on finally breaking the "most nominations" record, which I wasn't sure would ever be broken without adding a bunch of new categories. Sure, they added casting this year, but Sinners still would have broken the record without it.

Hamnet was beautiful, but this should've been the ending

The needle drops in this year's video were inspired

this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

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Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

We had a good run

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Honestly so fucked up when there's no cheeses for us meeces

My audience

Feeling extremely "Babadook at the grown ups drinking wine Halloween party" as the only one in an ugly Christmas sweater in the work meeting

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Karina DeTicklingTheIvories

This weekend in movies

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

Via r/phillies

‘Tis the season.