Chelsea
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movies, magic, go phils. she/her
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onion person
about 11 hours ago
saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
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Topher Florence
about 23 hours ago
a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")
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the maya ventura television network
4 days ago
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
4 days ago
Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
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ak
4 days ago
and they were relatively well-off and well-known! we gotta do something about health system for all of us!!!!
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Esther Zuckerman
5 days ago
Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
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5 days ago
It's nice to know that having an excel job was also a viable career path 4000 years ago
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
5 days ago
bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.
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Tim Onion
8 days ago
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
8 days ago
[threateningly] itās baseball season.
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Nick Pettigrew
8 days ago
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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quinoa joaquin
8 days ago
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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mike taddow
9 days ago
areā¦uhhā¦are we the penis?
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Bill Grueskin
12 days ago
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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Puzzle Sunday
15 days ago
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bart
17 days ago
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Joe Reid
17 days ago
I don't think it's exaggerating to say that the stark contrast between Delia Deetz in "Beetlejuice" and Kevin's mom in "Home Alone" was the first time it really dawned on me what acting was.
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PH
18 days ago
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lauren
20 days ago
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
20 days ago
We had eradicated this disease. And now because of targeted disinformation, children, immunocompromised people, elderly folks, and so many others become victims in this proxy war and we have a new avoidable pandemic.
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NBCs The Slap
21 days ago
Up now. All profit to Juntos (
www.vamosjuntos.org
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Schrƶdinger's Sneetch Belly
21 days ago
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
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Martin P.
23 days ago
I keep thinking āmy god the people theyāve killed seem like exceptionally good folksā and I think the lesson there is that theyāre not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
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On Oscar Nom Day, here are my 10. I've seen 48 2025 films, my big ones still to see are Secret Agent, Bugonia, It Was Just An Accident, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, Sirat, The Voice of Hind Rajab. #48 on my list is Oscar-nominated lol.
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tyler huckabutt
26 days ago
so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
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Emily St. James
25 days ago
Congratulations to Sinners on finally breaking the "most nominations" record, which I wasn't sure would ever be broken without adding a bunch of new categories. Sure, they added casting this year, but Sinners still would have broken the record without it.
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Corey Atad
27 days ago
Hamnet was beautiful, but this should've been the ending
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The needle drops in this year's video were inspired
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Kathryn VanArendonk
about 1 month ago
this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates
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journeyman folklorist
about 1 month ago
Government accounts just post like this now and thatās how policy is made
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david ehrlich
about 1 month ago
these videos have raised more than $180,000(!) for a variety of urgent causes over the last few years. this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
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Snitty
about 1 month ago
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daresaypj
about 1 month ago
Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous
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Sean
about 1 month ago
I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what itās all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we wonāt let them
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 1 month ago
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
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weeder
about 1 month ago
We had a good run
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the worldās most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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James Ball
about 1 month ago
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means itās now the US administrationās position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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about 2 months ago
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Honestly so fucked up when there's no cheeses for us meeces
about 2 months ago
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Emily St. James
about 2 months ago
My audience
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Feeling extremely "Babadook at the grown ups drinking wine Halloween party" as the only one in an ugly Christmas sweater in the work meeting
about 2 months ago
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Elyon113
about 2 months ago
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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Karina DeTicklingTheIvories
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about 2 months ago
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This weekend in movies
about 2 months ago
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daddy gatorade
about 2 months ago
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible
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Ryan Godfrey
about 2 months ago
Via r/phillies
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Ken Jennings
2 months ago
āTis the season.
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