It's nice to know that having an excel job was also a viable career path 4000 years ago

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

WHY WOULD YOU VAPE IN THE EAR NOSE AND THROAT DOCTOR'S LOBBY

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

lorelai: mom. rory has incredible dexterity, and she wants to be a rogue. it's her decision, that's what adventuring is about emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer

I hear it's albays sundy there

New muppet show rules I hope we get six seasons

Good morning! February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy: www.ign.com/articles/sta...

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.

Invincible in UVS 👀 probably next year but maybe pre-cons in 2026

The beauty of Dispatch is that it all hinges on a simple question: Do you want a girlfriend who commits microaggressions or a girlfriend who commits macroaggressions

The needle drops in this year's video were inspired

New @universusccg.bsky.social means new character reviews! Tiers as follows S: something will get banned because of this A: this will see multiple top cuts in 2026 B: this is competitively viable but niche C: cool locals decks F: I would never play this

Nice argument, however I have already depicted you as the lonely Skarsgård and me as the jubilant Fanning

It's 2026 and I'm brewing decks for a TCG I don't play...

Ray Tracing Mania finally broke in early 2033 when people finally admitted no one can tell the difference and they're all just playing slay the spire anyway

whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things

Hosted board games for my coworkers today and prepared a menu to choose from

still my favorite christmas post

Honestly so fucked up when there's no cheeses for us meeces

My audience

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

Simply Having A wonderful

Dude is taking forever on his turn

this is probably just a reflection of where i grew up but Plain Tortilla Eaten Cold hits in a way that none of the other major grains or starches can dream of

Don't forget bisexual:

UVS saw my decklist for the next regional 😡

maybe i am going insane

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

The Jersey Shore BlueClaws will pay tribute to Philadelphia, the US semiquincentennial, and beach toys with a new on-field cap logo in 2026. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2025/11/23/j...

Day 2 of pax and day 2 of #universus guilty gear prereleases!

Playing the best TCG run by @universusccg.bsky.social at pax today!

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Wait vince gilligan said this? www.vulture.com/2013/05/vinc...

Holy shit

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Hey this is cool! whyy.org/articles/ele...

Anyway, I ordered my AYN Thor today

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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man kermit is nervous but charming fozzie is confident but untalented gonzo is deranged but dignified miss piggie is rude but elegant sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

In related news: I split top 4 of the scgbaltimore legacy 1k today! Broken deck is broken, plz ban reanimate or entomb or daze or brainstorm.

rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

*Mads Mikkelsen voice* I'm the creature.