Michael is a legend. I remember in 2017 talking to someone about left electoral strategy and they were like "you gotta friend this dude on Facebook, the best writing on the subject is inexplicably just on his status messages." It's true and only more weird today than it was back then

Nothing wrong with eating at Culver's twice a day but man the shrimp? C'mon Kat

I think it's very cool that David Matthews Band fans and Bruce Springsteen fans refer to their guy as just "David" or "Bruce" respectively but I think it's insanely lame that I and every other comedy nerd do that for Lorne Michaels

Chunky Bubbles CBB GOAT imo

So the good news here is they clearly don't have an answer for the left flank when they can't just have Obama make a few phone calls and rat fuck it. Probably got another 2 or 3 election cycles between now and whenever they finally figure some sort of strategy out

do you think the pope has opinions about NWA-TNA's usage of then Chicago White Sox catcher A. J. Pierzynski in his managerial debut, accompanying Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt and Dale Torberg against their opponents the Diamonds in the Rough? 🤼

I beg you to click and see this in context lmao

Going to see Momento (2000) in theaters tonight. A movie that both introduced me and them immediately turned me off from Nolan so I'm excited to revisit it now that he's sort of won me over in the last couple of years

We're celebrating 20 years of Pink Line service 🥳

I will treat this with the same amount of respect and interest as I treat anything any other 81 year old man would say to me 😎👍

PONIES on PeacockTV got cancelled because you'll watch 2 or 3 episodes and then decide to just rewatch The Americans instead

AOC running for president on a platform of changing the Constitution to let Mamdani run for president

I'm so mad I'm stuck with stupid Brandon Johnson while New Yorkers get cool guys. Unbearable. Fuck the Mets also btw

Really pathetic stuff here lol

Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang

cognitive surrender is the oligarch agenda for reasons!

Steven Spielberg??????

Sheepstealer, terrible name for a dragon. Lame af. I'd call my dragon something bad ass like Sexhaver

Been falling asleep listening to baseball on the radio until I am startled awake by my own snoring a lot recently

Father's Day phone call ✅ Recent weather ✅ Traffic ✅ Home repairs ❌ Over 15 minutes long

Steve Harvey went to WVU so maybe think before you speak

People n here are going to self-select to 2010s Twitter but it’s actually late 2000s to early 2010s Facebook. A shockingly good platform for keeping in touch with actual, IRL friends, sharing photos, and organizing event that everyone actually used because it did what they wanted it to.

supporting and even working with the popular, winning DSA candidates is also technically an option

Saying "I was in the room where this all started" about MCDSA's victory is true, it was my house after all, but it's also deeply misleading because I thought it was more of a shoot the shit and drink vibes while everyone else was having deeply serious conversations about the future. I babadook'ed it

White Sox :(

There's only discourse about "real New Yorkers" unlike any other American city because that's where all the media people live and they are both dumb and boring

Near terminal case of Millennial Face on this lady

Joseph Gordon-Levitt lol

That "Michelle Obama is a man" clip is the perfect distillation of MAGA. Yes it's bigoted, but it's also checkout-counter tabloid slop about a woman who left politics a decade ago. And the fighter is grinning like he's getting away with some epic transgression. It's just so genuinely pathetic.

Wake up babe, president pedophile is touching the LLM companies

Richard Nixon Examines Your Alien Body (Disclosure Day ASMR EXTRA TINGLES!!) 20:36

Next year is the Wizards' year. I'm feeling good about it

If you can’t tax billionaires & trillionaire because “its unrealized gains until they cash out,” then stop letting them leverage that wealth for loans, as collateral, or as equity. If it’s not real enough to tax—it shouldn’t be real enough to leverage. Abolish billionaires—Protect working people.

Jackie Gleason: When I said ‘To the moon, Alice,’ I was talking about hitting her. Not actual space travel. Nixon *covering up alien corpse*: Well this is embarrassing… Gleason: Kinda fucked up, Dick. That thing probably had a family. Nixon *tearing up*: …This was a stupid

20th Anniversary of Boys and Girls in America show tonight

[If Simon and Garfunkel took the red line north on Chicago's 'L'] 🎼Howard bound I wish I was Howard bound 🎵

very funny to do this when you're absolute dogwater and wouldn't make the 40 man roster on like 26 other teams

Spoilers I guess.

Damn Gene Shalit was my fucking guy. I was obsessed with his bad puns and his big hair my entire childhood. I would watch movies just so I'd get his jokes. Even at 100 years old it still feels too soon.

Thinking about this Facebook ad I got the other day for some sort of White Sox torture device. Chicabu Ghraib

Steven Spielberg [watching the end of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull when Harrison Ford says "the treasure is knowledge!"] Maybe I should take another crack at this idea with the exact same aliens I used here

Way way too many Broadway stan influencer types doing showtunes songs about the Knicks on Instagram.

You never see Jeff Richmond at the Knicks game

Trying to reform the group chats from Twitter but unfortunately most of those guys have diagnosed schizophrenia now and had their phones, like, medically taken away from them

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all