After nearly 4 years of full time work from home, going into the office once a week had ruined my entire life

Everyone is wrong about this. Only I have the clarity of the mind and the spirit in my soul to know the exact right and correct take on the matter, which I will not be sharing

That's god damn right

Seeing here that Stav appears to be cast as some kind of ball-busting line cook? We’ll see if they can pull it off

Remember when Caleb Williams threw a 50 yard walk off touchdown pass to win the game against the packers

Salad Fingers. Charlie the Unicorn. Badger Badger Badger Badger. All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You're The Man Now, Dog. O RLY? Numa Numa. Leeroy Jenkins. They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard. This is Sparta. It's over 9000. Rickroll. The Cake is a lie. Chocolate Rain Don't LIE to me I was THERE

With the exchange rate right now, you can buy an entire pitcher of High Life on Chicago's south side for the price of a single pint of beer in London

That song they play in Jabba's palace really rocks

If you're a Gold Star Costco member instead of Executive, I think you are basically subhuman. You shouldn't be allowed to look me in the eyes

a cool way that this loops around is that in 1962 Michael Harrington wrote The Other America, a book that influenced the LBJ white house in its establishment of the great society. 20 years later, Harrington co-founded DSA, which AOC is of course part of

The Cut has done it again, folks! (published some stupid bullshit to piss everyone off)

Not the media and politicians!!! Anything but!!

"otherwise forgettable" How dare you

Big Game Hunting is when you shoot the super bowl

Uhhh the NFL Draft? What's next? The NFL canned? The NFL bottled?

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Gerrymandering isn't enough. You should have to prove you're walking distance from a grocery store and a bar in order to vote

I'm pro this because I think it's what would finally get Dems off their ass and get DC statehood

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters: you brought this on yourselves you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster you earned this

i think it is actually totally fine if urban areas with their higher density populations and higher levels of education have a proportionally greater say in national politics than less-dense and less-educated rural areas

Virginia is leading the way to Woke 2 🫡🫡🫡

A drunk off duty cop fired his gun at a Sox game & the Sox/police covered it up because they cover up all crimes committed by cops.

I hope the pope starts doing verbose posts about how it’s evil to be a cubs fan

Basically any "conspiracy theory" I used to believe in has, over time, been confirmed by document releases or good investigate journalism but I read a book in highschool about how Jimi Hendrix was killed by the FBI and that's the only unconfirmable conspiracy theory that I still really believe in

Jon Hamm is so good at being on TV. Has anyone else noticed this?

If Gwyneth Paltrow saw what I ate and drank at a baseball game she'd kill herself

i will give the press corpse this — going to the trouble of printing a couple of lines of the first amendment out on a sheet of fabric to express your fears about encroachment, then folding it up and putting it away in your suit pocket *does* send a message. it’s just not the message they think.

25 people total live in the Twin Cities and I follow all of them on here

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army ("Hellboy" is one word)

Listening to Taylor Swift's first album and I think she could really turn this ship around if she started putting banjo in her music again

It's 73° in Chicago again so I'm dressing like Steven Spielberg

Sure, I'm in a cis, hetero, monogamous marriage but it's not actually as straightforward as you'd think and there is lots of push against gender norms within our relationship. For example, I listen to Katie Nolan's podcast but my wife listens to Bill Simmons

Every single doctor, patient, receptionist, and other support staff at the University of Chicago hospital is currently having the loudest speakerphone personal call in this nonemergency out-patient waiting room

Every time I wear a crew neck sweatshirt I feel like Princess Diana

Anya Tailor Soldier Joy

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out https://theonion.com/illinois-becomes-first-state-to-require-haircut-leave-while-bob-grows-out/

It's pretty safe to assume that the only reason this 'debate' hasn't been constantly circulating in the press for the last 2 years is because they have supported everything Trump has done up until making gas $5

Jeers to Viktor Orbán, and cheers to the Tisza Party, whose political ideology I will not be looking into further 👍

JD Vance kiss of death

This reminds me of a time my wife and I were having lunch and I was telling her about a very rude interaction I had at work recently. The waitress missed me saying "and then this client turned to me and said..." but she did hear me say "you stupid bitch"

Would be fun to see her come in last in whatever state does their primary first now

Sorry we're focused on corruption and costs which is why we can't impeach the corrupt pedophile who made everything expensive

being a guy in a mostly woman office environment is the greatest gig in human history if they can just get over the "treat them like people" hurdle

If you need proof that America is in decline, just tune into “Strip Law” on Net Flicks (latest fad) by some Sicko named Cullen Crawford. Perry Mason and other Innocent TV Lawyers weep. @hellocullen.bsky.social

This is 14 Bone Temples worth of severance. We could be watching "28 Years Later 10: Even More Bones" with this kind of money

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.