jerry. without a doubt

I will always love that rob shows up like this and people were like whoa is that some kinda gay club wear, he was all, no of course not, it's heavy metal, and they said oh right, sure, let's all do that

"blockingiscowardly" was fun to block today. No good comes from engaging with MAGA accounts on Bluesky. They're here to argue. Blocking deprives them of their reason for being and makes them more unhappy than anything else you could do. Block AF. Cut off their lifeblood. Ya know, if ya want

I once met an old black woman who would only consider voting Republican because they ended slavery and Democrats never did anything for black people. She completely ignored the last half century of politics.

AWS is down, post hog

Joey Fatone seems destined to get a residency at a downtown Las Vegas casino that quietly becomes one of the funnest shows in town.

This makes that Trumper losing his glasses at Union Station even funnier

My primary conclusion from this is that Elon Musk is Dr. Frankenstein and Grok is his monster.

Does anybody know of examples of mass absurdity and protests? This obviously isn’t a new thing, but seeing the ubiquity of the inflatable suits in protest at the US just has a degree of whimsy that I’m not used to seeing in political action. I want to know more about absurdity.

Holup I could be this guy

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Death Grips

i think we should bring dadaism back as a response to The Horrors. it made sense during world war one

“Before we crack on with the meat raffle, could the owner of a yellow Vauxhall Corsa please move their vehicle? Dave from the mobile discotheque says he can’t get his van in”

Hello everyone today we are getting some basic menstruation education! No, actually, MOST mammals do NOT menstruate! With maybe one or two exceptions, only primates shed their uterine lining in a regular cycle. Other mammals have something called estrus.

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility. He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Imagine being a sweatshop manager in Shanghai told to crack the whip because American wizards need increased frog suit production to ward off an invasion of America by America.

America’s color revolution is going to be hilarious

Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein

it is easier to make this argument now that we see what happens when free trade is undone, but you do you

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

So glad he recovered from that horrible nuclear waste accident

The ancient art of wayang kulit (Javanese shadow puppetry) is a versatile storytelling tool. Here, wayang artist Ki Samidjan created two wayang depicting trans goddess Betari Jaluwati (left) and a knight and trans man Bambang Priawan (right); part of his "wayang marjinal" lineup. 🧵1/5 #WyrdWednesday

This is the minimum sentence for possessing 1000 bottles of baby oil

I grew up with reruns of Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth Bucket is a legend — only Patricia Routledge could have brought her to life.

The Walking Dead (2010-2022)

i think this is the rough historical median if you compare to pamphlets and visual art since gutenberg

Never forget that CodePink supported the Russian invasion of Ukraine, denied Russian war crimes, and organised pro-Russian rallies. I don't care if you like their Palestine takes. These people are vatnik trash.

oh it's time to post the Tetris story again. (short version: reporter goes to cover early e-sports, discovers that his wife is, unknowingly, the greatest Tetris player in the world) archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

This is a category five scheming eunuch alert I repeat we have a category five scheming eunuch alert

If you haven’t watched this absolute gem of a video, I suggest you buckle up and hit play.

Somebody call Jad Abumrad’s dad!

all i want for james comey is for him to be exonerated from criminal charges and to die and live in history forever as the man that made donald trump president. i want him to be remembered for fucking this country. i hope his offspring bear his shame.

The world if in 2016 Jim Comey never wrote his stupid fucking dork ass letter about a candidate’s boringly and harmlessly illegal and stupid email setup that would have been perfectly fucking fine compared to opening the bard doors to the complete and utter looting and corruption of America.

it is a little amusing to me that Trump is indicting Comey, the federal official who took arguably the single most effective pro-Trump action in the last 10 years. getting a little chuckle out of that

DEVO WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly.

JB Pritzker is the twice-anointed Great Khan of Illinois and future Khagan of the Eagle Throne. By the will of Tengri, he is destined to rule an empire the rivals the Khans of old.

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

I always wonder if The Rapture already happened and nobody noticed

one of the fine distinguishing features of Bouie as a columnist is that he very much Does The Reading