cumming is hard already and now ur EXPECTING ME TOO??? like no thank you

You look so unique when you're crawling

yeah i’m definitely also still learning polyam / relationship anarchy & taking my time. i genuinely adore how much more secure i am becoming. a lot of self-work, but so worth it. i was really trying to force myself into a monogamous framework & i’m uhhh not particularly wired for that.

BEING A TRUE YANKEE AMERICAN PATRIOT MEANS I HAVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO BOLT ON HUGE TITS INJECT THE SPIT OF JEZEBEL AND ASPIRATE ON POPPERS WHILE A POLYCULE OF ANGELICALLY HANDSOME WOMEN CRUSHES ME TO DEATH UNDER THEIR WRITHING SAPPHIC THIGHS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Can confirm

getting into standup because I have a humiliation kink

𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚐 2811D: okay so uhh combining ketamine & cocaine with whiskey apparently sends me into heat

I'm just saying, even monogamous people should read Polysecure. Even if they stay monogamous, it is such a great tool for understanding attachment.

being polyam is incredibly freeing. i can’t believe i spent so long feeling guilty about what i wanted.

𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚐 2811D: okay so uhh combining ketamine & cocaine with whiskey apparently sends me into heat

I can’t ask my grandpa why he never used a literal bush mainly because he’s an urn of ashes now lmfao

Post-apocalyptic chemdoc/bathtub HRT synthesizer. "God blew up the world, I'm not letting him take my body too."

i still feel that way, ngl. if you pretend a scene with many women in it is just dudes i'm gonna think you're a pussy whose spank bank begins and ends at your mom 15-20 years ago with missionary

here is one of the ugly secrets about heteromasculinity: straight guys are exactly as catty and judgy as straight girls, they just use a different posture for it. they seethe about their friends getting laid easy by having different standards the same as straight girls do

roddenberry's biggest skill as a showrunner was finding guys that teenage girls would form crushes on and teenage boys would develop confused parasocial relationships to that were supposed to eventually resolve into a sort of father-son bond

star trek only had the legs it had as a fandom because of the massive girl presence there from the beginning. people adjacent to it acted like it was a sausage party bc they were prejudiced against trekkie chicks lol

if u say that you don’t like “dragula” by rob zombie, my assumption is that you’re lying. if not to me, then to yourself

i’m here to bring cursed content you go to hook up with someone and they’re wearing these. what’s your next move?

this is a true manifesto

So how goes the war in Portland? Oh, I see. We're winning.

folsom rewired parts of my brain

I LOVE REAL AMERICAN FREEDOM AND THAT MEANS I LOVE THE DOLL AND THE CHAPPED STICK LESBIAN AND THE FEMME BOY

me after last night

BEING A TRUE YANKEE AMERICAN PATRIOT MEANS I HAVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO BOLT ON HUGE TITS INJECT THE SPIT OF JEZEBEL AND ASPIRATE ON POPPERS WHILE A POLYCULE OF ANGELICALLY HANDSOME WOMEN CRUSHES ME TO DEATH UNDER THEIR WRITHING SAPPHIC THIGHS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I had a realization a while ago that interrogating the nature of a target (decision making) and disabling or strategic attack is so hard that its impossible in most high speed games (like Armored Core), or insanely complicated. Its usually just a weapon type. I realized it doesn't need to be.

bad strategy as a moot: instead of just dming me directly, deciding to quote tweet me & then be passive aggressive + rude. i will just block you lol

There

bad strategy as a moot: instead of just dming me directly, deciding to quote tweet me & then be passive aggressive + rude. i will just block you lol

i must have missed the time when some prominent leftist figure told their followers to “rape, kill & die” for them

legitimately a huge thank you to everyone here who made noise about this moderation error until my ban was reversed. quoting an explanatory thread with more deets about what happened. bluesky made the right choice here & i hope they do the same with the other trans accounts that were also targeted.

since bluesky currently has a fair use claise allowing anyone to use their logo in a way that does not directly claim their corpo is evil, i decided to make this very inoffensive shirt! please get it while you can / before they update language :)

i have exasperating news about how incompetent LEOs apparently are

There are VERY FEW fems who "look better" with long hair, and the fems who do, still require a fully shaped and layered haircut or it drags their facial features down. However 95% of fems look better with highly layered, textured, shorter hair styles, IRREGARDLESS if their hair is thick or thin!

I am not the tolerant left, and I've been telling y'all that for a month now. I mean it. I am not here for your assimilationist "best we've got" "greater good" "lesser evil" apologia.

we were gamers

It’s actually so funny that he died from the violence he begat and because of that the news cycle is gonna totally forget him

free @trans.bsky.social

like bsky vs twitter is such a great example of american politics. conservatives/the right/republicans/etc will do whatever the fuck they want, openly, without shame, and you just have to fucking deal with it. liberals/the "left"/dems/etc. are terrified of seemingly like they even disagree.

I fled Twitter as a baby trans and basically started over here. Sage is one of the people who made this place feel welcoming and I basically never looked back. Fuck this place for its commitment to undoing that feeling

not fucken sage she's load bearing

free @trans.bsky.social

Sage and Gretchen? What the hell????

@trans.bsky.social makes this platform so much better and the decision to ban her *without a stated reason* represents incredible cowardice on the part of BlueSky's moderation

Sage is literally one of the OG Bluesky users. Her content helped attract a good portion of the userbase. This is unacceptable.