it is and you should :)

some drawing advice that is very serious

ECCC night commission time. 😴

I know I have a fixation on ragdolls but imma be keeping an eye on Toji's continued growth to determine if the long hair genetics behind his domestic medium hair designation is ragdoll or maine coone

I discovered the source of the chaotic honking that happens around this time of day. It’s when my neighbor gets home & lets her toddler sit in the driver’s seat & just honk over and over. I get letting the kid do that once in a while but letting them do it every single day for like 30-45 minutes?

I love how much of being an adult with WiFi is just laughing at jokes I wasn't allowed to laugh at when I was 12 and then shitposting it to eleven thousand people who can't stop me.

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shaking ass and smoking grass

how many belts do you have on right now?

me n my fursona (he/him) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

*spit take* Cum is toxic??

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Given certian girlies propensity to down absurd numbers of monster energy drinks you might just die from the caffine in their cum before the cadaverine. This is not a joke, caffine ACTUALLY gets into semen with enough consumed before hand. I CAN post the numbers if people are curious.

Average human is 60-80kg So anywhere from 120,000mg to 160,000mg of cadaverine to be lethal. Average cum is 1.09g/mL, or 109mg/mL, volume 1.5-5mL. Cadaverine is so little concentration we don't appear to have an average amount for how much is in a single ejactulation. you'd need to eat >1000 to die

You need 2000mg/kg (2000milligrams per kg of body weight) of cadaverine to be consumed at once for the levels of cadaverine in cum to be toxic/lethal. Given how little of cum's mass is cadaverine you would need more cum than blood used in iron lung to get cadaverine poisoning.

everyone has a toxic consumption fav!! alcohol, cigarettes, 00's romcoms, cum...you know what they say. pick your poison and smoke em if you got em

Man I gotta get the fuck off Instagram

the world is trying its best to be as scary as possible and lord knows its been setting some records lately but also there's music and women so who's to say if its bad really

Meant to reshare this for International Sex Workers Right's Day but it is relevant every day! (just pretend I reshared this yesterday ok)

Ironically if staff and journalists and academics were just a little more polite and patient, they'd find out a lot of us weird ass queer transes are actually pretty good at basically all of this stuff.

wild wild west would have topped the charts if it dropped a few years later too early for the steampunk goggle tophat type craze of of the early 2010s

this robot is a perfect example of technology that the left is excited is about

first in my bloodline to suck girldick

first in my bloodline to frot with a girl

I HAVE IDEAS

a lot of horror movie tropes are way less creepy without the nonconsensual contact angle come to think of it

cumstack?? more like YUMstack!

Im kind of like my hermit crabs. i need a new exoskeleton to function from time

microdosing cum to make myself immune to its toxic effects

i mentioned i probably have POTS & she was like “oh! wouldn’t want you to accidentally go down on me” she then realized what she said & started stammering. it was cute tbqh

it really doesn't help when you Like Electricity and you want to keep your relationship professional.

thee forbidden electrolytes

if cum is toxic then why do i love it so much checkmate liberals

"it’s okay… i got you. we'll slow down."

And they say you cant write smut for ace people...

Well if this baby-murdering system is producing cool armored women perhaps I was a little too hasty in judging it as "evil"

polyamory truly does feel like a technological innovation

yeah let me get uhhhhhh nsfw hot dog

@wpnzdthickness.bsky.social's goblin helpin you keep cool (from june '23) #sbtart

is it really a friendship if you aren't intimately familiar with each others masturbation habits?

would you fuck me slow or speed it up 🥺💋🖤 ⟡ #trans ⟡ #tgirl ⟡ #transporn ⟡ #chastitycage ⟡ #fuckingmachine ⟡ #dildo ⟡ #anal ⟡ #latex ⟡ #bodywriting ⟡

starting electrolysis again now that i have an awakened sadomasochism kink is uhhh,,, distracting

vaporwave album comning soomn™

When you take a wrong turn though and end up in a plane of reality that's an infinite number of blue or brown footed seabirds...