I know you guys haven’t heard from me lately, and I’m sorry about that. I’m still alive. Still trying to hold it all together. Still looking for answers. I miss you all. www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...

it’s all about looking good on the outside, while silently dying on the inside baby

Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.

What’s sleeping alone like?

Hey I have a dental question. Anyone a dentist??

Be the titties you want to see on Tuesday

I'm actually inspirational as fuck, Janet

The people who refrained from voting are way worse than the people who voted for that lunatic.

If Monday had a face

About to go to bed and do math all night. If I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I can still get...

Made America Gag Again

I still have all my friends from childhood because they know too much

craving spam and eggs basically just wish i was on a beach in hawaii

I've been feeling off all day about this news and I think my brain finally let me think about why. These are children. Everyone hurt by these people was a child. Nothing is going to happen to the people who did this. But children were still destroyed. It's nothing to be celebrated.

mY jEaNs ArE bLuE

So wait.. I'm supposed to trust you in a final moment, knowing that you've never taken ANY drugs whatsoever in your miserable lifetime? Hard pass..

A 'waxing moon' is just me shaving my ass

Yes, I reposted you. But I am not in repost with you.

EVERYONE: just ban Jesse Singal, free Link, and free Gwen Pepperoni BLUESKY: we heard your pleas, so WHAT IF YOU COULD IMPORT JESSE SINGAL’S INFORMATION INTO YOUR CONTACT LIST

Who are these women who are still asking for dick pics in 2025?

Today in “Bets’ adventures of being a stepmom”, I realized that I haven’t taken Eazy-E off of my 90s playlists when dropping the kids off at school 🫣

I just heard the term lavender marriage for the first time and holy shit straight dudes are in trouble.

Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization

I just got blocked for being unserious if you're looking for someone new to follow.

When are we all going to say enough is enough?

Calories are one of my favorite snacks

your lips have parasympathetic fibers spread throughout them, so touching them activates the parasympathetic nervous system. in that, kissing can help calm your nerves by releasing oxytocin and endorphins. what im saying is people need to kiss more. for their health.

PM Carney is a calm pragmatist looking out for the future of Canada as a sovereign nation. Poilievre is a ranting right wing lunatic who clearly hates Canada & Canadian citizens. We need a steady hand on the tiller right now, not a Trumper, NOT a rage farmer like Poilievre. My 2 cents

movies used to start with the FBI threatening to send you to jail, but not anymore due to woke

I’m a soft core bully.

❤️‍🩹💔

oh no im at the age where im gonna use my extra hour of sleep to sleep

What was I for Halloween?? Disappointment.

So is he the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

Old white men decided the world was progressive enough for them to get rich but now they don’t want anyone else to have a piece of their pie.

Halloween costume? No, it's been a rough week. Fuck off.

Me on my way to return clothes: “Hold on, I gotta come up with a backstory.”

"you're so negative" oh yeah? well, you're so positive SEE HOW DOES THAT FEEL YOU'RE SO HOPEFUL AND SHIT YEAH DOESN'T FEEL GOOD DOES IT

Oh we cute cute 🥰

If not a Nazi, why Nazi shaped?

Go Jays goooooooo!!!!

World Series 🦶 ⚾️

Some guy just told me that he’s not getting his government stuff due to MY GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN? 🫣😂 It’s almost embarrassing at this point.

Life would be so much easier if you could read with your eyes closed.

Sorry I’m busy trying to be Taylor Swift’s number one fan.

Some of you never curse around here and I don’t know what’s wrong with you. What’s it going to take before you fucking break