Casino is a cool movie if you want to watch Robert De Niro smoke for two hours.. Joe Pesci is a national treasure..

Just gonna throw your leg over your head and lick your butthole huh?

Fuck Israel.

Yes, I'm broken.. kind of bad.. but I'll never let the motherfuckers win Ain't nobody holding me down, gtfoh..

Stop being delusional about everything

After laughter comes tears..

Sometimes I sleep with my daughter's stuffies because they won't betray me..

Either way, we lose..

Depression fucking sucks..

Real shit.. I'd have taken Carrie to the prom.. but not maliciously

Dear Henry Winkler, Thank you, Sir..

Ice T liked a post once. Pete Rock followed me back and directly replied to me. I met Craig Mack before he died. These are crowning achievements..

Most of Tubi is some bullshit..

Be humble.

What drugs have you done? I'll start.. All of em..

I hope you're having the time of your life.. Meanwhile, the fucking train doesn't make stops.. so get on or get out the fucking way..

@ihatemagas87.bsky.social Peace.

Rod Serling hated bigots and nazis.. be like Rod.

I run with the ones who take licks. Hit the ground 7 times, get up 8..

Go ask Alice..

The Fonz hated bigots and nazis.. be like the Fonz

Weezer is pretty fucking dope..

Sometimes I think all I'm really doing is trying to convince myself I'm alive

I CAN'T! OKAY, I fucking can't.. that's why I don't spend time with you assholes downstairs, BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN'T..!!!

The Nine Ring with no cutting edge or the purple Samurai that could shave a kiwi? Which sword should I walk down the street, brandishing.. and screaming about revolution before I get shot by a new cop cause he got scared too much.. The Nine Ring or the lethal Samurai, which is purple, btw

Found this stone whilst bopping around. It's mine, now. That's Yogi Oingos. He's a slut for lovins..

Today is a cry it out fucking day.. If you need me, no you don't.

The devil, I repel until babylon is dust..

Good Morning.. who's up for some cocktails?

Unemploy repugnantcunts!

What the fuck are we afraid of?

Left leaning anarchist signing off.

CTRL+ALT+DEL everything

Cats will FUCKING MURDER you..

Not all heroes wear capes.. some wear jolly suits.. Which reminds me of a different story, at a different time.. youtube.com/shorts/ocRdN...

Hi there! What vodka or tequila pairs well with a crippling understanding that everything right now is absolutely fucked? I'm asking for my "friend"..

Where is the dear girl with kaleidoscope eyes..?

Top 5 Cypress Hill songs, inpo.. Hits from the Bong Pigs Siempre Peligroso ft. Fermín IV Tres Equis Boom Biddy Bye Bye ft. The Fugees

🤣 when I was in high school and taking Spanish, I was already listening to Cypress Hill.. I didn't understand "Tres Equis" so I asked my teacher to translate it.. She wrote down every single, filthy word of the song in English.. and blushed like she was super embarrassed when she gave it to me 🤣🏆🤣

I used my tiny voice today to get the repugnantcunts unemployed..

Proof of life. Tell a friend. Or don't. 🙏💜

Watch Frank kick it.. youtube.com/shorts/iKxAV...

Yeah, no. Don't EVER tell me cats aren't gangster as fuck.. youtube.com/shorts/2wX5e...

These fucking people have NO chill, whatsoever

"This year, Halloween fell on a weekend.." - Bushwick Bill

Oh btw.. What's a dog's favorite holiday? Happy Howl-oween!! 😐

Pillsbury DoughBoys, and Minions, and vampires, and cupcakes, and Beetlejuices, and Winnie the Poohs surround me and I think that's dope.

Blessed Samhain 🙏 The Blood Sacrifice starts at 9PM EST. Sharp. Tailgate jumps off at 7:30PM EST..

I'm gonna be face fucking a whole ass pizza in about 11 minutes.. Leave a message at the beep.