ssh root@your_mom

when you forget your icloud password

Idle thoughts during the Democratic presidential debates, 2020

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

BASEBALL IS BACK

people think saving elixirs and never using them even after the boss fight is a funny video game thing but you realize that's just who you are as a person when you clean out your fridge and find a jar of sauce from 5 years ago

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords

Every American needs to watch this:

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: - Crumb - Caroline Rose - Sylvan Esso - Beach House - TOPS

You will never be delighted unless you risk being disappointed

Yeah yeah “we should have more regulations about spending” and all that re: Dodgers, but- LMAOOO they are overpaying SO HARD for Tucker. $60M for someone the Cubs had to carry the whole second half of the season?

Was Vonnegut paid for the inclusion of Draino in Breakfast of Champions?

Before I get too attached, can any girls let me know if they recognize this room? Seriously, please tell me if you’re also seeing him. I just wanna know, I really don’t want to get played again ☹️ no drama! I just need to know.

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

More of the same, I see

The postal service is not a business, measuring it by revenue is the wrong frame for understanding its worth.

joan diddykong

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: - The Mountain Goats (x6) - Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Flume - Caroline Rose - Dr Dog (x2)

My perennial answer to any question like this will always be East of Eden by John Steinbeck. It’s so deeply human

New dream build is a framework motherboard with the GPU addon inside this case

The E-Reader is the pinnacle of technology, and the only pocket-sized device that should exist

Warner has always had a bad record, but archiving of WB/Adult Swim/Cartoon Network shows is *so so* important right now because you cannot trust these people not to throw it all in the incinerator for a tax write off. Doubly so if the shows contain anything that ruffles the feathers of RW ownership

I’m begging for someone to bring back Blaseball

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

*chanting* 18 innings, 18 innings

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

The Amen Break: the MSG of music.

I’m becoming more upset that the Cubs lost to this fraudulent group of misfit toys

What Tori y Moi has done with Hole Erth and the (unerthed) version is very interesting as a project The acoustic (unerthed) version is fully produced and feels in line with an Alex G album, and is a full reinterpretation of the original mumble rap/emo version

This album is such obvious Maggot Brain worship, and I’m glad Donald Glover did it

Heart should have had banjo in more songs than just Dreamboat Annie. Can you imagine a banjo solo section in barracuda?

The drumming on Ege Bamyasi by Can is undefeatable. Loose, wild, and free but still tight enough to keep you bobbing your head Just listen to this damn groove youtu.be/WWcN7gxzo-M?...