One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Don’t toy with my emotions when there’s so much free chocolate around.

Hey quick question does anyone know what the fuck is going on people.com/far-right-fe...

The global scale of enshitification is amazing. My fucking vet got “clinic software” and went from amazing and warm to a badly run McDonald’s experience in literally just a few weeks.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT MAKING THESE INTERNALLY

BREAKING: The White House today proposed eliminating the Title X family planning program. A few hours later, the health dept quietly released guidance that would shift the focus of the program millions of low-income people rely on away from contraception and toward "family formation."

Shut it down, this is the hottest correct take that can possibly exist.

the defense secretary who was plucked off a couch at fox news is arguing about jesus with the fucking POPE in case you’re wondering how things are going

BREAKING: In response to huge cuts in Trump's budget request, NSF is shuttering its SBE directorate. Staff will be transferred to other parts of the agency and "grants that align with Administration priorities" will be maintained. That & more w/ @maxkozlov.bsky.social & @edwrdchen.bsky.social

My only crime is caring too much, and human sacrifice

If you think Bluesky doesn’t have the juice, just follow the Clan of @frightya.bsky.social and you’ll quickly realize the error of your ways.

i was off by a week

Some days you just want a classic dinner. Tonight that meant salmon over roasted zucchini and blistered, cherry tomatoes, arugula with ciegelene, miso soup, quick, pickled cucumbers with green onions, a little sliced butter, and dessert of blackberries, blueberries, and nectarines. 🍜🍽️

I want to have nice British things like plug-and-play solar from Aldi and trains. 😑

This is professional level shittiness, and also hilarious.

Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked

Sheikh Tahnoon is crushing it— This VC firm! Funneled hundreds of millions to Trumps and Witkoffs by investing in World Liberty Financial! Routed $2B of World Liberty’s stablecoin to Binance! And… He’s the UAE’s national security advisor!

And if you want to peek in at what the astronauts are doing right now, you can check the capsule live feed!

Just saying that the second American Republic is gonna have to face up some things and if we’re lucky enough to get there, it will be a lot of the powered forces saying nah we can just keep going like we’ve been going

An obscene amount, funded by slashing climate, housing, and education programs www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

Everyone involved in these illegal strikes (including the pilots) needs to be in prison.

True story: James Madison’s final public act was to warn the 1829 Virginia convention that if they allowed white men who didn’t own property to vote, that they’d all vote to tax rich slaveholders until they were forced to free the people they enslaved. Just in case you thought any of this was new.

A few hours ago, the Artemis II crew fired the Orion capsule’s thrusters, leaving Earth orbit and setting course for the Moon. If you're 55 or younger, this crew has already traveled farther from Earth than anyone in your lifetime.

This is a great video that distills a lot of what’s going on with Russia, Ukraine, Iran, and more with the kind of sensible, straightforward analysis that doesn’t seem to exist anymore. (Shoutout to the Australian PM for having one of the best international responses to America going to the dogs.)

The Bondi firing will get all the attention but what Hegseth is doing with the upper echelons of the military is much more dangerous over time than Bondi’s tenure as AG. And it won’t get 1% of the coverage. Someday it will get a lot of coverage, and those will be dark days.

Sometimes your working day gives you more joy than you could ever have hoped for.

Trump started a pointless and illegal war with Iran, he lost it almost immediately, he crushed America's economy and America's partners while making Iran and our rivals much stronger. He did it for no reason he can articulate. In any decent nation, he'd be forced to resign immediately.

Hard for Trump to get out of a war that is making so much money for Putin.

every single one of these fired losers will sycophantically praise trump on the way out and as soon as he dies will claim they were fired for being the only person in the room to dare to stand up to him

Absolutely legendary semi-under-the-radar musician. read his Wikipedia page if you want to get blown away.

Oh absolutely, Donald, all you have to do is fire another dozen people who aren't Stephen Miller and everything will be fine again. Trust your instincts!

are hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer alive

this is the chaplain btw. wonder why he was fired.

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

These are the top military brass forced into resignation by Hegseth, add to it the top Army brass forced out today for no given reason. It can be assumed that the knowledge is spread down the line deep, be this is a shit ton of military intellect forced out by a weekend morning news personality.

this is low hanging fruit for art but make it sports

If I didn't make these myself I wouldn't believe them.

Oh, Zohran is the real deal. Not just social media posts.

I think Hegseth's idea here is to encourage right-wing service members to use their guns to threaten, hurt, and kill other service members they deem insufficiently right-wing, under the expectation that they will be shielded by the administration (e.g., pardons, thwarted prosecutions) for doing so.

anyway this is yet another one where the dems have no choice but to fight fire with fire to restore deterrence/norms If the next WH doesn't have a list of GOFOs whose resignations they're going to demand from the Oval at 1201 EST 20 Jan 29 any defense policy will be an utter failure

I am always so refreshed watching films where the women just look like... People.

Perhaps no other incumbent four star was more all in with this admin than General George and it got him nothing.

The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.

What war crime, I wonder did Gen. George refuse to carry out?

break them

A few months ago, I broke down why Pam Bondi wasn’t facing disciplinary proceedings at the time. Given her termination, it’s worth taking another look. The short version: There’s nothing stopping these investigations now.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE