I happen to have all the Martha Stewart Everyday Food magazines- small enough to stick in your back pocket, themed for each month, and criminally underrated. When I can’t think of anything to make I flip through the current month’s issues and always find something. 🍽️🍜

Americans are forced to wonder: is AI *too* good???

“Let’s be clear: there is no support for the Trump Administration’s rule – no scientific support, no legal support, no public support." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Current* conditions near Toronto, ON:

A contractor building Meta's data center flushed its "closed-loop" cooling system straight into Cheyenne's sewer. It carried a bacterium and knocked the city's water-reuse system offline for months. They sell these as sealed systems that barely touch the water. This one poisoned a city's.

How a $400K job exposed conflicts of interest at University of Wollongong

The shit that is going to come out about this guy when this Administration is dismantled is going to be really really bad.

I’ll say it: There has never been a streaming platform as bad as Hulu.

We are in the timeline where Taco Bell is leading the response to stop the diarrhea-causing parasite outbreak

you know what reporters should do? have an event honoring the first amendment and invite him as the guest of honor. call it the white house correspondents dinner. he’d like that.

Being fully sucked out costs extra on Ryanair, of course. Everyone knows this.

nice, france

It is, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, not too late to get some pots and grow some veg. Grow lights are great if you don’t have an outdoor space.

jfc what an asshole

ryanair attorney: *starts walking back to table...stops...turns around slowly...* "oh...one more question...did you or did you not specifically request a WINDOW seat when you reserved this flight remember you are under oath sir" *stares at jury*

ryanair attorney: "would it not be fair to say that the window of my clients plane saved you from being *completely* sucked out of the window of my clients plane and without it you would not be sitting in this courtroom today i have no further questions your honor"

Right. Okay. This requires some backstory. In 1984, a small, low budget film studio in North Carolina produced a parody of Star Wars, called Hyperspace. It was released in the U.K. as ‘Gremloids’. The main character, shown here, was Lord Buckethead.

When she was little, my kid used to love Peck, Peck, Peck by Lucy Cousins but on this page of the American edition, they replace “aubergine” with “eggplant,” which completely fucks up the rhyme - it drove me insane

Look, let's get this straight, once and for all. It's DUCK TAPE 🦆, not duct tape. I brought RECEIPTS. Modern duck tape is cloth-backed, polyurethane coated, with a pressure-sensitive adhesive & a distinctive silvery color from a powdered aluminum pigment. But duck tape is much older...

this is a fucking WILD statement to read from *apple* of all companies, please put in the newspaper that i am mad

These are just the best tutorials. I’ve never seen one that didn’t teach me something.

Thank fuck.

Secretary of State confirmed receipt

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Hm. I was kind of thinking I'd accomplish some stuff this weekend that wasn't 'play video games' but I guess not.

Yes. Currently, the job of "hard-working honest legislator" sucks and pays below-market while the job of "lazy corrupt legislator" is awesome and lucrative. The former should be a job good people want and can take regardless of economic circumstances, thereby crowding out applicants for the latter.

CNN got video of Mitch McConnell being loaded into the ambulance.

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What’s your favorite subreddit? Mine is r/cannedsardines.

One of the best subreddits out there.

The men who were with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo say the govt is lying: Araujo never tried to run over agents. Agents weren't even in front of or behind the van. After shooting Araujo, officers threw him to the ground and one said, “You wanted to escape, right?” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Oh. Duh. Platner’s getting paid not to drop out in time.

Like most such people in this sub-tendency, Platner himself is downwardly mobile from an upper middle class family and seeks a variety of conspiracies and groups to blame for it, despite his failures being very obviously his own doing.

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

Need to be super clear to folks that there is a growing class of “progressive” political consultants with elite backgrounds that are cashing in on antiestablishment sentiment amongst voters, and their payday isn’t at all about your concerns. slate.com/news-and-pol...

This motherfucking piece of shit.

- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels

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This demeans all of us who have labored in the Mad Scientist profession.

ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

Wait, this is supposed to be The Odyssey! Lol, they know history actually exists, right? …right?

Can't believe people are trying to float Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy as a potential Maine Senate candidate when the perfect celebrity candidate for the job is obvious: Ms. Rachel is a native Mainer, born in Biddeford and raised in Sanford.

"Ronaldo Salgado, the eldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, said he recognized his dad's voice as he bled out after being shot by an immigration officer in Houston."

Oh dang all this time I thought you guys were posting pictures of the Mythic Kitchen guy.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND