some jokes write themselves

Learned that this tweet is uttered verbatim by Lego Alfred in the new Lego Batman game

Timeline is popping right now

always weak for one of these

In this limp bizkit universe I'm nothing but a speck of durst

Archiving thread of my favorite tweets celebrities made

meet my bub

Richard Gear and Great Cable

I hate having to make this post, but we had a car accident over the weekend. We're having to eat the cost of repairs, and we got screwed on getting a rental so we're having to use Uber so my wife can get to work ($100/day). #mutualaid If you can, please help us make things a little more affordable:

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

Making up american country music lyrics about essentially nothing is the funniest to riff on to yourself in private. So you could imagine my face when Kid Rock comes on during the halftime show and sings about kissing fish and driving trucks and drinking beer all prefaced with "I jus' wannuh" lmfaoo

Playstaton 4 cool pic i foun d

idea i had

What the fuck is this pull-quote lmao

year of the horse

Wishing everyone a happy new year !

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

"I'm creeping!" --Creeper

Akon actually got locked up few weeks ago and nobody told me about it smh

Kermit the Frog singing Higher by Creed

fuuuuuck dude

farting kink meetup at a con call that where winds meet

MrPriest: I gathered 100 of gods subscribers here and only one will be absolved of sin!!!

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

if you're a millennial who is friends with zoomers you have a moral imperative to get them to watch kung pow

that steamtendo gabecube looks like those heavy ass tungsten blocks

Singstar Tuvan Throat Hits for PS2

Ball x Pit has the juice I fear Megabonk has the juice I fear Clover Pit has the j (This user is addicted to compulsion-loop type games)

babysitting the brisket I got slow cooking in the oven for 10 hours

I feel a slight melancholy

Rest in peace, silly man.

Heaven on earth

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meesa getting kinda pissed off

wish I could find that clip of the Irate Gamer pronouncing the word "Labyrinth" as "Labburnith"

genuinely haunted by stickybear on the cd-i. this bear is so fucking ugly but he lives in heaven. everything is animated on 1s and this world knows no pain or suffering. i feel like i've seen something i shouldn't have.

wtc gang rise up