If France win tonight they should hold up a banner saying HASTINGS EST FRANÇAIS.

Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence. Every single human in the world is the product of migration. It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human. That’s never going to change. Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.

Always:

It’s a comfort blanket for older people who don’t want to think of themselves as bigots

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Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.

Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.

I often think about how if I'd had one more or one less wank before becoming a dad then my kid would have been a completely different person. It's both fascinating and horrifying.

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Am not changing my current avatar because I love David’s self-portrait, but I did have to take a rare selfie for my new job so here I am.

Burnham seems like a right cunt so far

Christ, Tuchel said the problem with England was they became too passive? I mean

you have been visited by the Skylight Napping Fox and will have good fortune for the rest of the week 🤗

Yet to see a good version of Monte Cristo on the screen so would love to see this.

I’m so happy for them

I have heard nothing I like about Burnham so far, and his method of acquiring power left a bad taste. So…yeah.

Them thinking London is a crime-infested hellhole that's been taken over by islamists - fine Us thinking various towns and villages in the north and midlands seem a bit meh - metropolitan snobbery that must be punished electorally

Seeing the posts about those liberated is so bittersweet. You’re so pleased for the ones who escaped but then you remember all those who didn’t.

Bournemouth Council say there is no evidence the mess on a makeshift campsite on the East Cliffs was created by asylum seekers (who Farage calls ‘illegals’). They also confirmed that they cleaned up the mess not ‘local lads’. Farage’s posts remain up. www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/2625907...

We’re rapidly approaching a situation in which it becomes legally hazardous to express any criticism of “gender critical” views. The combination of well-funded lawfare and well-funded media moral panic is extremely dangerous to free speech for everyone, as well as obviously to trans people’s rights.

god I would love it sooooo much if a mainstream party had a genuinely metropolitan mindset, I hope to experience it at least once in my adult life

Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post

Ah well, if it was drugs, then extra-judicial murder is fine.

*murders

really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours

A woman has explained that everyone is “a little bit autistic,” despite being the most aggressively neurotypical person on the planet, sources have revealed.

See, I love the French team and it’s probably largely because of Mbappé.

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1) it's not gender-affirming care when it's being foisted upon ppl w/o their consent. this policy is *invasive* 2) anti-trans GAC legislation is *also invasive* as it's designed to take away control of our own bodies. LET'S CALL IT INVASIVE! LET'S PROMOTE BODILY AUTONOMY RATHER THAN MAKING GAC JOKES

Oh Jude 😢💔

Timeline cleanse. A momma quokka (Australian marsupial) & her baby.

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keir starmer must resign

But a rainbow bucket hat is too political?

At least the World Cup has revealed to me how annoying many of the American political commentators I followed were. Unfollowing over the last few weeks has given me a noticeably happier feed.

English people walking to the pub for the final on Sunday.

England are losing, and John Stones is down injured. The camera cuts to Mick Jagger. Guy Mowbray says some pre-scripted thing about "He won't be feeling much satisfaction." YES BUT THERE'S A PLAYER CALLED 'STONES' DOWN INJURED. MOWBRAY! YOU HAD ONE JOB.

if only Jordan Henderson had been available

Not now you green owl cunt

That’s a really lovely, impassioned defence by Joe Hart of this squad and everything they’ve given 👏👏👏

Me watching the final

At least I can relax now. And tbf we did well getting to another semi-final. Well done England in this World Cup!

That’s 100% on Tuchel. The better team until we scored, at which point he directed the team to sit back and not attack, and took off every player who could hit them on the break. We got rid of Southgate because he got too defensive in big games… and replaced him with someone way more defensive!

Saladin in 1189:

Footballers of Spain. You know your mission.

I would love it if Spain won 17 - 0 against Argentina on Sunday

they're calling him the biggest man of all time

Well there were three of us in that goal routine #WorldCup

Lots of people commenting on how unsporting Argentina’s players are, but let’s be fair and remember that they are also very racist.

Second half coming up