Let me iiiiin

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

Taking baby to see the ocean, pointing at it and saying: look, son, this is a battlefield

there are special features on this moomin dvd and I can’t get over these interview title cards

First otter of 2026

aussie version: it's called "u fucken right mate?" and it's an app that requires you to click "no worries" every day, otherwise it calls the cops on you for a welfare check. it's got already 10m in seed funding and 10+ ASX200 companies have replaced their EAPs with it

Bro your heaving bodice

We have been eating shit for so long. But the laws of physics indicate to me that there must be a boomerang effect. There must be a period of time where every few days another acorn like this will sprout into a mighty oak, coming too fast on the heels of the last. We will be greedy and drunk off it.

Gonna log off for a minute, as a treat

theyre calling me the goer to bed

Some of you have never read a @solomonmissouri.bsky.social thread, and that's a shame

Minigame where you share snacks with your pup was a highlight in GTA Star Wars

Sigh

Shocked and appalled by how exhausting taking care of a baby is

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

Eloise and Gertie popping into your timeline to say hello!

good morning happy uh third day of the year

This was a pretty good one

Yaoi Kickstarter Sucks

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

HAVE A WONDERFUL, CREATIVE 2026 FULL OF HAPPINESS AND COMFORT!! THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION 💪😈✨

Honestly my favourite work from 2025, and it was a random MS paint challenge #pixelart

2025 recapped

Uniqlo has chainsaw man shirts now but there are no aki/angel prints, reporting this for homophobia

time surely flies... #LanWangji #LanSizhui #dadji

Met Gala? I’d rather have met some gals!

First day back on lithium vs third day back on lithium

Me fr fr

We saw a Warhammer store yesterday and I spent a couple of minutes looking inside and then the realization hit me and I ran away and I really hope no one saw me in such a compromising situation

Hope everyone had better chrimsis than I did (half decorated tree, randomly put Spanish omelette and newborn anxiety)

Odysseus is a Jojo

QRP with your flower art 💀💙

Please, just kill me! Can't you see? It's what I want! I can't live like this, knowing I'm something filthy, something evil! Kill me!

Otter Paladin!

Baby’s first word was “gege”

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

Same way I found out about Epstein

linux desktop popularity has SURGED in 2025 according to the only source i pay attention to: pornhub insights

showgirls is a christmas movie

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to... EMBRACER GROUP For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025

interesting choice to project "LET THEM BE KIDS" onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge as part of the celebrations of the teen social media ban It's not a line that came from Albanese or the government — it's the name of News Corp's campaign for the ban.

Passive-aggressively, @ my baby: GOODNIGHT NOISES EVERYWHERE

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.