I’m sorry y’all.. my tin foil hat is on!

Space areola got me all worked up

The Lord of Mysteries and Ecstasy through Tantra

I remember a post about Unforgettable that said “When French Montana’s part comes on and ruins his own song” 😭😭

No coming back from full implementation of Project 2025. Installation of the Christian White Nationalist govt overhaul is at 53% as of recently. It dismantles entire depts, whole agencies—halts new science. Plainly, there are not enough yrs of habitable planet left to rebuild what P2025 destroys.

Pain in my fuckin life

PBS was truly a HEAVY lifter in the literacy department for kids.

Klay’s gotta know he’s a bonafide loser now. 😭😭

Because you can “have coke” or you can “have a coke”

Let's beat they ass?

Never babe. As soon as the MNBA is over, the WNBA starts 😭

11.18 by 🇺🇸Kayla White to win first 100m heat at Simbine Classic

here is your horoscope for today

Gotta say again like I said on the other app, there is no shame in loving .

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Hosting a giveaway it seems like no one is interested in…

In the same house but separate spaces.

Jerry Springer was a horrible person. Let’s not.

Morning meat.

Publicly embarrassing companies is the best way to get them to do the right thing. They have never considered just doing the right thing, like not even as a business model.

Trying so hard not to scream in here. 😭😭😭

Odd, how a lone gunman failed to even enter a targeted room and no one was harmed—and Republicans go HYSTERICAL over the “tone” of Democrats. And yet heavily armed and masked fascists murdered two people at point-blank range in the streets of Minneapolis—and not a peep about the “tone” of the right.

JESUS H CHRIST

I love how theres not really a basis for Vegas getting this many teams other than "theyd pay us a TON of money if they came here"

You could click on this rich-guy-owned link to a rewrite below, or you could just read the independent journalist who first reported it. alisav.substack.com/p/the-compan...

Just a reminder that the adult behind Axe Cop (although the kid is probably an adult now too) is a card-carrying fascist. He was the director of The Babylon Bee (the right-wing 'alternative' to the Onion) for years and then moved on to the Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro's operation).

Hasbro is forcing folks who have *NEVER* worked in Seattle to upend their lives and find a place to live in Seattle in short order this is also known as "trying to lay people off from their most profitable division without getting called out" sign to show your support for the union!

Last thing. I think it's bs that us men can be former dope boys, robbers, killers, cops, or just general assholes and all is forgiven but if a woman seen more than 3.7 dicks she's unforgivable. Go to hell.

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bruh 💀 "I do have brain damage but apparently less than Klay Thompson" 😆

DO IT!!

🥲 watching your entire future go up in flames because like ten palm-colored eurasians want all of the world's money<<<<<<

😂😂 fucking doofus

if only Louis XVI had had a ballroom he might be alive today

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PBS catchin strays

WHERE WAS FOGHORN LEGHORN ON JANUARY 6TH

Guns aren't gonna make women safer. Society not creating dangerous men would though.

Wendy and Diana are two women in Uganda that may face a LIFE SENTENCE for kissing in public. They were accused of “queer and unusual acts.” fascist western ideology burdens post-colonial countries. Our queer siblings are not okay.

The power puff girls should be here but women are used to being disrespected

While the feed filled up with “build the ballroom” talking points, I looked at the donor list. 🧵

Daily showers Proper grooming Better clothing And classes on how To interact w/ people would go a LONG way for so many men

I’m working on a group therapy curriculum for Black women still trying to date in this timeline because when I see stuff like this I’m even more acutely aware of how many women willfully ignore red flags. I’m not even saying don’t date them, but falling for them is WILD.

Before you think about DM’in that woman …. don’t. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

“You knew you were coming here and came here looking like that” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

Men screaming about the loneliness epidemic but going outside looking and acting like that. No one wants you because you're a creep who looks like something that was ejected from the bowels of Mordor. Unkempt, unshaven, looking unwashed, but you in that lady face talkin bout eating women out. LEAVE.