Happy birthday to wrestling fan Sofía Vergara.

Please be kind to yourself. You deserve the same kindness and compassion you show others.

Robert Pattinson got the villain role in Dune from calling Zendaya while they were filming the Drama and just ASKING “hey y’all got any space for me?” Closed mouths do NOT get fed. Ask for the things you want. Speak people’s names you love and admire.

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© Elena Wuest. 'An Afternoon Tea II.' Oil on canvas, 2026. 110 x 110 cm.

Atlanta is getting too small

I'm realizing I'm not careful with my words at all

I always put my foot in my mouth and fuck some shit up

Points were made.

I just love Black women.

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Tom Brady

Taylor Swift.

I gave you what is arguably one of the most viral pictures of our lifetime!

It's for this reason that I hate commenting on tik tok. You make a joke. The post goes viral. The app notifies you of every interaction on that comment for the rest of eternity 😭😭

Yu Yu Hakusho is STILL that shit.

Aye niggas. Take ya meds, drink some water, & don't be arguing with strangers onna internet. Oh, & stop reading bad news on purpose. Here's a cute ass Gecko.

A car repair place called Auto Correct.

Palestinians in Gaza have had the opportunity to collectively watch the World Cup, but the man who had been organizing the watch parties was killed by an Israeli strike ahead of the event.

And now.... A Kelly Rowland sl cleanse...

$2.50 was literally right there.

I no POC papi. I BLACK.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

I want this in my home. Artist Brett Ciacco

None of this is real. Do what you want.

Mexican food never lets me down.

Morning 😂.

Am I Insensitive to the world if I think all ceos should donate all of their savings and holdings before moving to a new company? To prevent well connected idiots from getting even richer while not needing to care if they run a company into the ground

Lmao TiTi is funny . "Is that KC? I'm keeping this" 😂

Carl and I have the same type. He would pass the Todo test

Didn't even realize I had another episode lol

This man Sincere just can't help but lie and sell that dream

Oh.... they're all in that room going crazy 😭 #loveisland

Nah. Both countries are racist but I'll support Mbappe if I had to choose

I saw someone say that another interpretation of " Be not afraid" might actually be more like "stop screaming" and i've been tickled ever since even if it's not true😭😭😂

I've never been selected. But I've been called at least 3 times

I shaved my mustache once in college and didn't recognize the man in the mirror. It's not worth it 😂😭

I can't take a baddie shopping, I turn into "Mr. Pickitup" 😭 Learned me lesson at Barnes and Noble, I ain't knew books was going for that much 😭😭🤣

I think I've gotten complacent with my finances because I reached a point where all of my debt is essentially paid off and I don't really make enough money for any big goals like a house/fun car/ etc. So. My next goal is probably investing enough that I can pay a bill off dividends.

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I think Chicago could be a cute solo weekend trip too … get a room in the loop Do an architecture tour Fancy dinner Fri/sat evening Rooftop brunch or happy hour Bit of shopping Grab some popcorn and head home

Too salty will give you a migraine for a day and a half. Hard pass

Run on this! It's a real thing! People want to hang out IRL but hanging out IRL is too expensive.

My tinnitus seems a little louder this week. Sometimes this mortal shell really sucks 😭

Kinda mad Corbin and Parmida went home because they definitely have more chemistry than Aniya and Carl imo.

Kenzie being able to sing saving her ass must be some divine intervention

Oh well. England played dirty at first but I can't hate on that defense they had at the end

I saw a tik tok detailing how love island shows the literacy decline and it had several clips of islanders not knowing how to pronounce the words they're using. Multiple islanders, from all over the country. It's a big problem

Fuck. I think I just got spoiled on love Island because I wanted to talk about Mexico vs England 😭