And have an Armageddon baby? Oh nah 😭😂

M*A*S*H is the universal signal that it’s time for bed 🥴

This is your friendly reminder: If you haven’t had a recent STD/STI panel since the year started, please take care of that regardless of your relationship status Please & thank you Good Health is sexy! I want you to be able engage in your heaux-tivities with safely w/ a clear heart and mind 🤗🤗

And I need flowers that keep growing every year. I don’t want any onetime blooms. This is a forever project.

BUM is correct because they only take those pictures when everybody else is at work or minding their business. Niggas sent me a picture over one singular weed.

This cold air and my bed make me wanna just stay here

Friends who you can be sad around >>>

I need a nap

Idek if they're good dining. I've been once years ago and the food was not memorable.

Ooh I can fuck some snickerdoodles UP!!

Entertainment? Yall invested all that money for shits and giggles? This is the biggest disclaimer ever. He definitely only said this bc they don’t want to be sued.

12?? My boy you need to see a doctor if you need an F1 pit crew to get active 😭

Publix cake, they have some damn good donuts too actually

I think the most infuriating thing about the collapse of this place while I fucking live here is how easily avoidable it was. White people just too fucking proud and ignorant to understand or care about a fucking thing

*reminisces*

They said CoPilot be adding 🤷🏾‍♂️ to the end of its answers. 😂

Your feelings are valid, but they aren’t always factual. 💡

Oh yea it's over, bad times incoming

At least I cleaned my room. Next weekend might finally wash my car since at least one wave of pollen has been washed away lol

Telling someone to get lost would be insane if it weren't such a common phrase 😭

Hey hey! See how the systems in place fuck things up for everybody? It’s ALWAYS that deep.

“It never gave dead!” -Jesus

Only had rum from this list. Might have to expand my horizons lol

'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder slams AI creators as 'losers' "They're not artists. They're not creative ... They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't ... you will never be cool ... You are a loser ... I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush it" (via Slash Film)

Spice cake with buttercream frosting

overextending yourself doesn’t make people appreciate you more

Can we talk about her verse on 285??? Because I sing that shit with my whole chest with no shame 😂😂

Happy Easter. He is Risen. 🐰🐣 💐

He is risen

I'm not holding my breath till we know for a fact it happened. Evil people live long lives

Was just planning to walk but now I'm chilling in the park and I wish I had brought a book

This is cold as hell omg. I love creative people.

Bout to start keeping a spare fit in my car. I get tired of driving out the city to drive back in later

HAPPY 404 DAYYYYY 🥳 ISSA PARADE INSIDE MY CITY YEEEAAAH, WE OUTSIDEEEEEE

Birthday cake x2

I wanna hear all the curse words and filth.

Amazing use of free will 😭

Never, almost did a couple times tho, I forgot they were on my face but realized when they fogged up lol

nobody’s money is stretching the way it used to!

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New pet peeve. Party photographers taking videos of me dancing. Please don't, because even IF I'm fucking it up, putting me on the spot like that will throw me all the way off.

Remember ladies, you’re not too big, he’s just weak.

I did lol. Excellent decision fuck work

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Might call out tomorrow🤔

Basically anything I might think I should keep to myself

I see your Jerry Seinfeld. And I raise you Dane cook. 46 & 19