I'm here you fuckaas bitch

if any of these fbi crime stats guys ever did their statistical phrenology on a global and historical scale i think they'd find out the murderous yakubian homunculus is the most dangerous of the land animals and it's probably not even close. the most violent killer in america today is probably musk

You. Citizen. Clean up this reflecting pool.

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

this is a catastrophe and he will do harm, and only harm, to those living with disabilities

i basically think the ebike is the greatest invention ever made

the biggest laugh in the he-man trailer is that a burly manly man works in HR and has a he/him pronoun sign on his desk. i bet that's actually a really nuanced joke about how HR exists to protect management

the "HR lady" thing was designed in a lab to make a bunch of guys dismiss the obvious misogyny when there's a shred of truth about the nature of HR they can hyperfocus on instead

PUT GODBERT IN YOU COWARDS

Interstellar (2014)

“Pope warns of robot apocalypse. Markets rally upon rumors the host of Celebrity Apprentice will surrender to Iran. British government vows to prioritize toilet security…” Shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. I hate the news.

Worf actually took over Data's role on the Enterprise in "The Most Toys" and did a damn good job at it. He was directly responsible for discovering the tricyanate poisoning was artificial, leading to Data's rescue. I hate how Worf has become a punchline. He's an awesome character worthy of respect.

i now live in fear of the Brain Damage That Makes You Republican

During the pandemic that killed a million Americans there was no talk about sacrifice from republicans. If you said it wasn’t safe to go to Dave & Busters because there were no more hospital beds available you were a traitor to America. But a war of choice? Better start your liberty garden now.

ladies love my 25 ft. long straw i call ‘the proboscis’ for easy access to tap water from the couch

2016 ➡️ 2026

we live in a goddamn society

I am tired. Fuck off.

the only law a car will respect is the bollard

i say this often and i believe it. it got kind of uncool, during the obama era i think, to be anti-war because war itself is barbaric, unjust, and outright evil. but it is, and you can oppose war on those grounds alone.

If people think the AI bubble will be catastrophic, the bubble we’ve built where the economy relies on ever increasing home values will be much much worse Because it is baked into the fabric of how we’ve built our cities with all these suburbs that are physically not maintainable

"Mental Health Win? Journalist Replaces Social Media Participation Mostly With Farming Rare Feathers in World of Warcraft"

"just log into the portal" go to hell

a mini series about the dominion occupation of betazed with lwaxana troi as a main character.

I found an extra Azem jacket in my stock. It's the one I sent to my photographer so it is used lightly and has since been washed so - giveaway? Size L ⭐Repost to enter ⭐Ends Sat 14th ⭐No need to follow, but appreciated (i do art!) Good luck! #FF14 #FFXIV

We will show God a sign for once

"If I create enough noise, my friends can get away." These kids have more courage than our elected reps or any of the rest of us.

declan ward after the events of seance of blake manor

Tangle Tower is a fantastic murder mystery game, and the developers have a follow up coming sometime soon, so this is well worth picking up especially at the absurdly good price. Really good voice acting too.

Having Grok issue an “apology” is not just insulting and stupid (obviously Grok cannot actually “regret” anything, deeply or otherwise) but cowardly: It asks us to assign responsibility to an unconscious piece of software rather than the humans and institutions who should actually be blamed.

my 2025 year in review

SIXTY SAILORS UNDERNEATH THE DECKS ROWING AND KICKING / TICK TOCK LISTEN TO THAT CROCODILE

just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper

We should go back to using yo-yos as weapons

dead kids to sate the ego of a worm-brained man. not really any other way to spin it.

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡ Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It was fun for awhile but how about you keep your gross sex stuff to yourself and one of the three of you actually do a good job at your chosen career

Today is Septidi the 7th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate cauliflower.#JacobinDay More information on cauliflower

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

like what did we learn from this? what're we going to do differently next time this happens? the first thing is be way more communicative with the public and involve the public in any safe rescue attempts to keep them from starting a rumble but what else

That's what really gets me about these conversations, people who treat no as a challenge to be overcome, who try to wear people down, telling us it's inevitable, get used to it. There's an arrogance to the genAI proponent that I find truly detestable, it reminds me of those NFT bros stealing art...

they're gonna make living memory real

Kale Miso Daikon Soup

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