LETS FUCKING GO

hey hi hello! i’m celebrating another trip around the sun today, and if you've followed me for a while, you know i often use my birthday to fundraise for worthy causes. i’m continuing that tradition today — once again for the Trevor Project. 🏳️‍🌈♥️🏳️‍⚧️ give.thetrevorproject.org/ggb2026 (1/3)

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Bluesky, is in fact, ATproto/Bluesky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, AT Protocol plus Bluesky. Bluesky is not a platform for misunderstanding jokes unto itself, but rather an AppView of a fully functional ATProto system w

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

btw for me vocal harmony is kinda the apex of music. when the bright mountain choir started singing with me, I went "oh...I want always to do this." the singers on the new single (as on the last one) are Carolyn Leonhart, Jamie Leonhart, and Catherine Russell & I lower my gaze before their majesties

A strong Brooklyn Democratic Party would encourage grassroots participation and empower dedicated volunteers like these County Committee members, not push them aside. Let's elect the Brooklyn Can't Wait slate and build the party we deserve.

Out in the city having the time of my life with a bunch of teammates. They're just below the frame, laughing too

Breaking news from 146 BC

IRCT undefeated

Jonesboro, Illinois Pop: 1,700 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonesboro,_Illinois Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25672194 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=55628050 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25672272

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, but he also complains about "bustard"

"So true, really insightful observation! :)" is not correct, here is the correct one:

My version of this take is that I opened it expecting to be mad that John Darnielle wasn't on it, and I finished it not that mad even though he wasn't on it. (But why not top 31 nyt come on)

Posting expert checking in: this actually isn't funny, posters only act like this when they're extremely distressed 😔

Alternate take:

PSA: You don't have to click on things that suck. You don't even have to read them, you can just let them slip past your eyes and notice only the peace when they are gone.

Me sowing: hahaha, yeah! Fuck yes! that's it end of post nothing else ever happened again

With apologies for doing a sports on the politics app, the reason you pray for the GM to fire your forward who keeps dribbling the ball out of bounds isn't because you want the other team to win.

Sankey diagram is a big fat square

Knew I should have stayed for the after credits scene in The Menu

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Not my idea but going to keep wishposting it until someone makes it happen: 30-min sitcom with Cuomo and Adams as roommates; every episode Cuomo loses an election and Adams attempts to take a bribe.

Feels like they took Niemoller as a how-to.

Anakin: You know, I hear lots of people saying ICE needs higher education standards, and I just happen to have all of this higher education ready to go! Padme: ... standards? Higher education standards, right? Anakin: Padme:

MODS???? MODS!!?!!!!!!

A Captcha bot wrote this post

I know what it's like to lose [3 days of my life arguing about the Maginot line]

True. BUT... do you think any of the illiterates on this website are actually reading what you're saying?

imo it was worth it

Hey, man

This is the second one I've seen today and ship/cannon <-> ship/canon bits are just never going to be less than delightful

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

This, to me, is Blueskyism.

49. The game isn't over by far. But make no mistake: we are winning. That's something to be proud of. It's something to accelerate. It's nothing to take for granted. And it's certainly no time to take Yglesias' advice and fumble the ball so the other team won't feel so sad. /fin

Third Eye Blintzes

Twitter criticism in 2015: inventing a guy to get mad at Cultural criticism in 2025: inventing a Bluesky to get mad at

We just call that the @themountaingoats.bsky.social building.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

This headline melts my brain bc I can't handle using prompt as a verb right after "AI", no matter how long I look at it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...

excited for three more years of groyper cleveland

RIP to everyone else humiliated by chotiner for their complete lack of self-awareness but im different. and smarter. maybe even smarter than chotiner

My kingdom for one major outlet willing to hold tech bros' feet to the fire on this bullshit. "So Dario are you a liar or just dumb? 'Visionary' isn't a secret third option, it always reduces to one or the other."