increasing my Sandwichsmith skill so i have a higher chance of crafting a Rare or Legendary sandwich

never get tired of seeing leaders of the Gamergate Party going on TV and talking shit about men who spend all day playing video games. my brother in christ, if the guys sending Anita Sarkeesian death threats got jobs, made friends, and started dating, they'd be a lot less likely to vote for you!

in the future there will be an entire field of anthropology dedicated to trying to parse the significance of different types of frogs in American political culture from 2016 onwards

Wanna pitch the CBC on a reality court show about a real tough Judge Judy type Inuit judge operating in the far north of Canada called Having Nunavut.

The Right wants you to be sad when one of their guys dies, but no, they are not interested in providing higher quality guys

this common sense legislation will legalize apartment buildings up to nine stories tall near high-frequency Battle Bus stops

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

being pulled away from your job to attend mandatory DEI training: woke, bad, un-American being pulled away from your job to listen to a day drunk Fox News host slurring into a microphone about how killing is awesome: based, good, Government Efficiency

BREAKING: James Comey to be squashed by a huge domino. Experts say the huge domino fell because of a chain reaction set in motion by the toppling of a much smaller domino on October 28th, 2016.

I used my infrequently-updated blog to do the bravest, most dangerous thing imaginable: talk about Charlie Kirk

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

i should go to sleep so i’m rested for another day of The Horrors

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

if u see this quote with the energy u bring to bluesky

Sephiroth reading one of Stephen Miller's statements and going "tone it down dude"

i saw a bunch of junk glimmering all over at tannhäuser gate too but it didn't seem worth mentioning

I'm noticing that a lot of normally apolitical normies in my Facebook feed are calling bullshit on the Kirk hagiography stuff. this guy posts conservative memes and PragerU stuff from time to time with no pushback. but people aren't having it when he posted a "Charlie was a nice smol bean" video

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

thinking about how much housing we're gonna build and how mad the Studio City Neighborhood Council is gonna be and dancing like the gopher from Caddyshack

I spend an embarrassing amount of time playing video games and I am begging the Republicans to make banning video games their top issue. make sure everybody knows that a vote for the GOP is a vote for video games being illegal. I think it'll be a winning issue for you guys, I really do

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Twin Petes

Guy who went to a city once in his life and got so scared by seeing a homeless person that he's cried about it for years: you have no idea what is coming

the face you make when your high profile politically sensitive nationwide manhunt is going really well

when It Happens they're going to do the same thing with Trump. they won't talk about Epstein or J6 or him deporting children with cancer. it'll be, "Lifelong rascal Donald Trump shook up Washington with his unorthodox style, which some people loved and some people didn't love"

Dems keep saying "political violence has no place in our society" and when you have to repeat that line every few months it just underlines the fact that political violence already HAS taken root in our society. it's important to condemn it but also make clear who's responsible for that

AI companies are like “hey guy, do you want a product that isn’t good? also, you can’t afford air conditioning now because we made you this. also you kind of have to buy it or there will be a global depression”

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

"My company will tell a computer to automatically generate 3000 podcast episodes per week and if you think that's a bad idea, you're lazy"

yesterday we got firsthand evidence that the president is a pedophile who joined dozens of other pedophiles in writing about how much they love pedophilia for another pedophile's birthday book. we go now live to the leader of the opposition party --

"Call me Deacon Blues"

what an abhorrent day to be literate and have eyes

some important news: 1) Wendy Carlos is still alive 2) her website is a beautiful piece of '90s-era web design 3) she has an email address listed on the site 4) I have just sent Wendy Carlos an email telling her how great her music is

if I were Epstein I'd be so bummed to get this card. the lady doesn't even have arms! gee thanks Donald, you drew me a picture of a dressmaker's dummy. what a fun sexy reminder of our dark escapades. idiot.

watched A Clockwork Orange for the first time last night and did not expect that the dystopian fascist government would be brought to its knees because of newspaper reports that one young man - a convicted murderer at that - suffered because of the Ludovico Treatment

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

i constantly think about this post

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Mandate of heaven