Obama was so mean to Mitt Romney that Mitt Romney went back in time to seek and accept Donald Trump‘s endorsement in 2012 to punish Obama for stopping him from stopping Trump being accepted by mainstream conservatives.

Groverhaus: Revelations

The part of the MOU that every news outlet is leaving out is where the USA and Iran conditionally agree that Tom Kean Jr might be the Twelfth Imam.

Just imagining how good Agent 47 could play around in the white house UFC goofy ass whatever the fuck they're doing. He could be a UFC guy, a hot dog vendor, a guest, a senator, a motorcycle stunt guy, a mascot, an armed guard, an influencer, a cameraman, a news anchor. The perfect Hitman level??

If I am on the jury for the trial of whoever kills Andrew Tate, I will do my duty without bias and follow the judge's instructions.

Reminder that you don't have to play along when these people pretend they actually care about what the Iranian government does to its people

Hell yeah alcoholism rules

Transphobia confirmed to make you come in fifth

That's a pogrom. She's describing a pogrom

"Go Spencer you got this!!! Also anyone reading this should definitely not Google my name and make some inferences about what those results suggest about the people supporting Spencer Pratt for mayor!"

Once again observing that no one ever ran "President Biden's approval ratings have tumbled. But here in West Baltimore, these black lesbians say he delivered on key promises.

let’s fucking go, can’t wait to see what kind of fucked up dungeons and teenage drama they have in store for us this time

My great-uncle Herb Reichlin lost an eye fighting for this country in Europe and is buried in Arlington Cemetery. I am confident that he would have been furious to hear the plight of refugees crossing the Mediterranean described as an invasion in comparison to D-Day.

Put each and every one of these people away for public corruption. Throw the book at them.

John Bolton’s attempts to wash the Trump stink off of him resulting in him pleading guilty to the one non-bullshit charge the Trump DOJ has brought to date is a fitting capstone to his career. Well done sir!

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

of all the Trump shit it is hardest to convince normies of this is the toughest one. it doesn't fit into their brains

The Art of poetry is alive and well

This is 4′33″ for people who don’t have their kids’ current addresses

Again for the "there will never be fair elections again" people, the fact that Republican lawmakers don't want to have to defend signing off on reparations for pedophiles who hit Capitol Police with fire extinguishers certainly seems to indicate they think there will be

JCPOA might be the most vindicated foreign policy of all time tbh

Uh-oh guys. You made Stephen Miller mad. Now he's gonna have his wife come yell at you on the internet. Total alpha move.

You can tell that Trump having the DOJ go after E Jean Carroll wasnt particularly well thought out beyond "get revenge" bc one of the effects this is going to have is reinjecting "The President is a rapist and this is the woman he raped" back into the public discourse.

Creepy Ken Paxton lets pedos off the hook so he can hang out with them in the woods by your kid's elementary school

generally think that if your response to "this is loser shit" is "are you triggered?!?!?" then you're just demonstrating the truth of "this is loser shit"

The only Trump voter he genuinely feels accountable to is that guy who told the kids he molested he would cut them in when his January 6 money came through

There are limits as to how much injustice a society will tolerate.

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

I wonder if this is what pushed him over the edge www.kut.org/crime-justic...

The teen gunmen were merely carrying out the views and policies of the Republican party, as expressed by its proud leaders like Andy Ogles, Randy Fine, Tommy Tuberville, and of course our President and Vice-President. www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/u...

The money was stolen from the U.S. Treasury. If you accept it, you're committing a felony.

i do not care if it is illegal. if anyone accepts a penny from that fund they should be hounded until they blow their own brains out.

The moderate response to the Capitol Riot Funding involves 1)Every Republican MOC and their staff, 2) construction of a large platform on the National Mall, and 3) a very deep hole

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

I would like to live in a country where we don’t have to see any more new photos of inspiring marches on the Edmund Pettus Bridge

I find it very strange that we unequivocally equate "nonviolent" with "less harmful." Attempting to overthrow the democratically elected government is a hell of a lot more harmful than many--perhaps nearly all--violent crimes, and should be punished accordingly.

the Round Bloke of Woke

Senator from a state that has never assimilated to the modern United States.

Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced a censure resolution for Rashida Tlaib and specifically came out against an ADL-approved resolution condemning antisemitism because she thought it would make it illegal to say Jews killed Jesus, doesn't really take Benoit Blanc to figure this one out

they've just created a million L. Louise Lucases

In re: the Louise Lucas Affair They're continuing to build the case for us, concerning the necessity of going sicko mode when the shoe is finally back on the other foot Every single elected Democrat and public intellectual counseling moderation in the face of this needs to be shouted down

With Rudy Giuliani in critical condition in the hospital at age 81, despite my differences with him, in the spirit of the common humanity of all people, it is my sincere wish that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss had a pleasant Sunday with their families.

There is no equivalent on the Democratic side for the pure, undiluted nihilism coming from the federal government right now. We basically have one party of technocrats and one party of Branch Davidians.

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

I will bet anyone $1,000 for charity that thr prosecutors lied to the grand jury.

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