Triple Zero? I need to report a murder.

Lauren Sánchez Bezos stuns at the #MetGala

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Really glad to have found one of the two bars in Benicia.

Breaking: Iran picks up released U.S. Navy Secretary John Phelan off waivers.

Don't sleep on the alt-text y'all it's gold

Reads like an Onion headline.

@gingerest, I think we have the menu (and possibly theme) for our next gathering.

this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited

The Wetland Project has been my favorite alternate-reality radio experience since it began. Since it only happens once a year, you can’t become accustomed to it. Close your eyes and be washed over by the sonic reality of an isolated bog on Saturna Island!

Triple-zero? I'd like to report a murder.

Good government in action.

Sorry, what's a sneako?

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

I'd watch. Six seasons and a movie. "Oh damn! This season is the greater Wichita Yellow Pages!"

It’s good that we all have something to cheer for that involves a positive aspirational vision of humanity.

The Mariners make more sense if you just think of them as a baseball version of Arrested Development, or like a mockumentary style tv show. Someone could even make a mockumentary style documentary about them.

Genocidal idiot TACO'd, for which I am eternally grateful. The lives of Iranian children are as valuable as those of any other nation.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

Ya’ll, I took the new train into Seattle, and met another trans girl who was also excited about the fact that we have the world’s first (technically second) train on a floating bridge and my wife called it the Trains Day of Visibility.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

I was doing this before it was cool. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

I endorse thus approach.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

The best pronouns has at least one upper case letter, a number and a special character. H3/h!m

Two constants of life in Sacramento. First, the Yolo Causeway will always be under construction. Second, radio here is a wasteland.

What does Tiger Woods have against automobiles.

Aerial photo of the Cherry blossoms at the Quad, University of Washington 📸Timothy Anderson

the US is the only UN member state that hasn't ratified the Convention on the Rights of the Child, and it's entirely so we can keep imprisoning young children (mostly Black!) and allowing the possibility that we would use the death penalty against minors. we have been the bad guys for a long time.

Getting martyred by the hot twink for telling him Bluey is ACAB

I’m at ICE HQ

look who I met at the creek! (I gently picked them up from the asphalt and moved them onto grass near some shrubs)

So an oil price shock is driving up inflation in Australia and the remedy is raise interest rates? How does that help?

Just finished 'Hemlock & Silver' by @tkingfisher.com, really enjoyed it. Would love to read more about the healer...err poison researcher.

Grace Tame is a national icon.

How many more American soldiers and Iranian civilians need to die before Democrats will drop their Epstein inquiry?

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

I really needed that hour but they stole it

Attacks leave dead vs killed

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

Canadian Grindr rules. I swear to God, a guy just sent me a dick pic next to a Tim Hortons cup to indicate its relative size and proportion

I finally figured it out: this Iran war feels like the kinds of wars I used to have in Civilization II after I saved the game and felt like seeing how big a mess I could make.

"Fire hurts," complains arsonist www.texastribune.org/2026/03/06/d...

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

You will greet us as liberators If you fucking know whats good for you