Isn’t the rate-limiting step putting the rings on, anyway?

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

no sorry you’re right this technology is absolutely worth depleting our water supply

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

I bet I know which magician and I have my suspicions about which Canadian billionaire

release the files. all of them. win.ini, twain.dll, autoexec.bat, everything.

so people really thought the cheeks were ass-cheeks so he was talking about felching? a novel interpretation of the text

Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees. I sell at nora.jewelry. I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.

Also “cheeks”

just go ahead and do this mute now, I promise you'll thank me later

Miss Norway had the Miss Universe competition on lox

Oh, American journalist buddies, I’m so sorry that these gross daddy-baby “journalist” shitbags get this plum positions while you get laid off

man it takes so little for a certain type of faux-"feminist" to start seething about "transfems benefit from male privilege"

here are the rest of the words (none of them are quite as bad, thank fuck)

The only good tech Steve. Tech is littered with Steves and Larrys. (None of the Larrys are good.)

An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how. I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

just spitballing here but the guy has no actual principles, he just does whatever people around him want him to do the problem is he's surrounded by nazis

>kneeling at da rave >popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue >“rise my child” >the beat drops >feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me >somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm

The Ballad of Lola the Pug

We stand with these veterans and national security leaders urging our troops to uphold the Constitution over unlawful orders. 🇺🇸Jason Crow 🇺🇸Chris Deluzio 🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander 🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan 🇺🇸 Mark Kelly 🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin This is what courage looks like.

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In other words, traffic deaths are a policy choice

Trans Day of Remembrance. Pour one out for our trans siblings lost and keep *living* in their honor.

Upset that Firefly got canceled? It was the immigrants. Halitosis? It was immigrants. Bald spot? Yup, immigrants. Spouse not that into you anymore? Immigrants. Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box? Immigrants.

psych departments post a faculty job that has nothing to do with AI challenge

have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad? ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...

hey look at that I'm not going to respond to that joke with "well actually" even though the joke is being treated as though it's also a wry truth

Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance #TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames *** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *

BlasphemyBot:

When the papers start whining about “cancel culture” again, remember that these men are stepping down 1) voluntarily, and 2) because their jobs have no real impact on their wealth and power, and 3) BECAUSE OF THE RAPING.

I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum. Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."

The news from NZ makes me furious, yes of course NZ First is the only party interested in preventing young people from accessing gender-affirming care

The problem with adjusting yourself and saying, “well, okay, today sucked donkey ding, but it’s over and tomorrow is a shiny new day” is you are still a goddamned day closer to death. Mods?

This is what an ally looks like.

I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.

there is a MALL near my house literally built out of a state prison and there are signs about how prisoners froze in winter and roasted in summer and were hanged year-round and frankly if THAT MALL isn't haunted there are no ghosts to be had

always repost Duane Kearns Puryear

I will not make common cause with MTG and anyone trying to scold me about it can just fuck off into the sun.

Before you invite Marjorie Taylor Greene under your big tent remember she is a rabid transphobe share.google/lunPQWT2CGAE...

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

Aaaaaabsolutely the fuck not, thank you very much.

The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it

Yes.

What would those records help reveal? Where Epstein got his money. How he acquired and controlled his victims. Who he trafficked them to. What individuals and banks enabled the trafficking. Who else had control of Epstein’s accounts, and what crimes they committed.

The Treasury Department has its own Epstein file containing thousands of bank records. My investigators reviewed a portion of those records last year. I've demanded the Secretary Bessent produce the file for further investigation. He has refused repeatedly.

all for the want of a horseshoe nail. amazing. terrible.