The sorrow of an intercultural marriage: when you put a bowl of mixed grains + ground flaxseed porridge in front of your husband and make a joke referencing SNL’s Super Colon Blow, and he takes you seriously.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

I love Gardeners World, there'll just be some old bloke with a charming northern accent saying 'I woke up one morning with a thought stuck in me mind: a garden with lots of delphiniums' & then smash cut to him sitting with the most insane amount of delphiniums you have ever seen in your life

In a previous life, as I’ve mentioned before, I went to medical school. We were given his paper to critique as part of our Ethics and Law course. Us, as first year med students, ripped this thing to shreds. The Lancet, as well as Wakefield, have blood on their hands with this.

This is the large domino, with the small domino being some random quack in the UK in 1998 trying to undermine the existing MMR vaccine so his business partner can swoop in with his own. Instead he lost his work credentials and now kids are dying needlessly all over the world, so great job everyone.

A splendid tortie.

Could Minnesota be more awesome.

i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla

50K in a Cava bag, and he’s got the fucking nerve to lecture decent people who protect their neighbours.

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

This is the best they can do to smear a good man, he kicked a nazi car.

Happy 3rd Adoptaversary to these little hooligans. Those blind cords came down very quickly, once they stopped being afraid and took control of our lives.

🧊🚨 Be Aware in Washtenaw County, Michigan Heavy ICE sightings recently, including Ypsilanti, and their M.O. seems to be lurking around school bus stops trying to snatch parents in front of their children. You can report ICE sightings and receive support from this local group! Be safe, friends!

We (allegedly) are having a new larder cupboard delivered for what I grandly call the pantry, which has led to disarray, and now the cats are all wound up because I moved their stuff. (It’s all their stuff.)

Part of me appreciates Jeff Bezos spending tens of millions of dollars for Melania to be publicly humiliated.

Having knocked over the toy basket and abandoned his silver vine stick on the bench, the Great Floof rests on the stairs, surveying his kingdom.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Two shitheel ICE Nazis from bumfuck Arkansas tried to go out for a beer in Portland, Maine. They got a "warm" welcome. 😆 1/26/25

Ah, late January, and the amorous foxes are screeching.

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

"None of the aspects of the story portrayed in FABULOUS STAINS seem ridiculous or impossible because too much of it resonated with its viewers. And this is the real reason behind its cult status. [It's] still very real...and its raw performances could inspire yet another generation."

I’m sorry, do these fucking chumps really think any of these restrictions will be enforced?

10/10 no notes

Why is the msm outside of Maine not covering this? It seems like a huge and very troubling story to me. ICE coming to observers houses or calling them on the phone warning them to back off??!! www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

Back from my stupid (freezing) mental health walk.

Lol Suella

They extort £174.50 a year from us to push right wing propaganda.

How about they all—especially Target—go eat shit.

I am in tears at the room overflowing with people who came out from far and wide across the Detroit metro area in a snow storm for today’s Migra Watch training by the Detroit People’s Assembly. If there isn’t a training near you @defend612.bsky.social is hosting a virtual one - details below 👇🏼

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

Fucking gangster bullshit. Stay strong, Minnesota.

Oh my goodness, Sean Bean is a birder? Be still my heart.

I love Starmerism, it's like "Uh no this guy can't be an MP because people like him. Only people everyone hates can be in Labour." It is so cool and smart.

Albert is having a Very Siamese morning, by which I mean he is running around screaming his head off, wildly scenting everything with his cheek pads, and periodically launching himself onto me, demanding affection.

Please, I implore you, don’t look into the details. Carl is right, I remember this too, and it’s worse than any decent person could imagine.

People say that the GOP is all stick no carrot, that they forgot the bread and circuses. But the thing is these guys are all incredibly cooked in the CSAM slop Nazi bar, playing to a tiny but loud group of utter freaks for whom murder and cruelty *is* the carrot and the bread and the circus.

More of this, please and thank you.

Noem is trash. I hope her filler melts.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

These pathetic worms imbibed constant WWII documentaries and decided to sell their souls to the Nazis anyway.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

How many people have to be killed in broad daylight for democrats to show a spine

She’s not going to do anything.