Big iced tea matchup on Friday

How is this not an Onion story

Writers, producers, performers, announcers, musicians, directors... American variety television was largely driven by the expertise of former CBC television people. The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour employed 12 Canadian staff members. The Sonny and Cher Show employed 16. Hee Haw employed 6.

Steve-Steve let me say this. The president has been very clear. This was never a war and in many ways we've been at war for a long time if you think about it. And we don't need anyone's help because we won. And if our allies don't help us immediately we will destroy them. But we're looking at it

After a bison crashed through young Bruce's window he decided to dedicate his life to justice. Snowy, snowy, justice, as... BATMANITOBA!

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”

All this. Yes.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

This is the first Oscar Acceptance Thank You for an Idiocracy cast member.

I don’t often get a chance to shout out “Streets of Fire”.

I like how this makes it sound like they're going to make something else the established church instead.

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

The dystopic algorithmic future is just Tuttle/Buttle errors that Terry Gilliam anticipated in “Brazil”, over and over and over with no accountability.

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

I actually bought a Weatheradio 20 years ago, but the alert zones in Canada were so big that it was basically unusable due to the number of irrelevant alerts.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Idiocracy to be born?

So Elections Canada is on Bluesky. FR: @f.electionscanada.ca EN: @e.electionscanada.ca

The world is now being run by the dumb guys who sat in the back of class and never did the reading.

HEY! Are you checking out all this sweet Daylight outside? Thank goodness we're saving it. If we hadn't switched our clocks we might be sleeping in warm comfy beds and all this great cloudy twilight would just be going to waste!

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

Still trying to work out whether this line from “Strip Law” is representing me or mocking me.

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published 1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series 1997 - BBC remake 2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added 2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap 2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!"

I dust my house. My AI robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

Poilievre Advisor: Okay, just be cool out there and remember to clarify when referencing Robin Hood that you don’t mean the one that everybody knows

There have always been Christian nationalist in the US military (thanks USAFA), but Hegseth has changed the permissions structure, encouraging these freaks to impose their views on their subordinates

Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to run red light

T-800: Come with me if you want to live. HUMAN: In a minute.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Me right now.

oh thank god i was so worried this wouldn't be tremendous value for shareholders

Went to Costco last night, like my 3rd time ever. Waited around for a rotisserie chicken. Like 4 of us are waiting, and the dude brings out the last 4 chickens. Old lady next to me like leaps to the counter, grabs 3, and runs off. WTF?

I woke up thinking you’d all become doctrinaire idiots endlessly accusing each other of petty offences. Then I realized I’d had it set on Discover (the raw Bsky feed) rather than Following. This platform is all about who you follow. Select judiciously and it’s a congenial, knowledgeable community

Ah. The ceremonial presentation of weird stuffies to grown men.

An academic to the students on a note at the door at the @archanchistleic.bsky.social

People broke this story? The magazine that regularly features Miss Piggy on the cover? GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR PULITZER, PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! people.com/jeffrey-epst...

this made my soul ache

Really good

I’ve found it, I’ve found the worst take

Say no to data centers in Manitoba. Data centres and infrastructure: an expensive pairing www.winnipegfreepress.com/opinion/edit...

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

TV Guide (February 19, 1972)

I think Trump doing this to the DOJ is wrong