Happy end of heatwave, all who celebrate

Also, what demented weather forecasting model predicts that the rain clouds would just approach Cambridge and go “nope” and 180° turn?

Free sky water when? 🙏🏻 Free sky water with sky electricity? Please? 🙏🏻🥺 🌧️

Revolut… I get that daily interest payments probably makes saving more relatable for thick people or something, but do you realise how obnoxious a transaction list of a few pence every day actually is??

Bonus UI wind-up from the same hotel, specifically targeted at Scandinavians - Å sorting before A 😠

Waze/iOS voice reading map directions to a postcode ending in 3EB: ”you have arrived at three exabytes”

Plumbing really is just water Lego isn’t it? (Backup career identified ✅)

Self levelling compound hides all that is bad. Self levelling compound forgives all our sins 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Can relate

New hostile UX design element just dropped! > Type 44 (I am in the UK, this is a British website) > not expecting auto-complete, quickly tab to next field > Angola was selected, because it's the first in the alphabetised list of countries where '44' appears as a substring of the phone prefix

I’m on a boat I’m on a boat I’m on a boaaaaat

Born to SELECT * FROM [transform].[vw_most_complex_view_in_db] Forced to learn how SQL works and write a proper query 😔

Is Roy Orbison’s *weird* growl in ”Oh, pretty woman” serious or just some ironic joke? I seriously cannot tell, because you know, the 60s @1:00 for the blissfully unaware: youtu.be/3KFvoDDs0XM?...

Nu jävlar i min lilla låda

Tried coxing today. Nobody died 🏆

I just got a "pre book your christmas party" email. Why can't we just have nice things for at least another 6 months?

Good on them, disproving all the haters who keep saying AI can't have a sole

If you run the below on a Linux machine in the UK, the police will come to your house: > /bin/cat lady

It would be so much better if Strava would let you rename the segments once you became the local legend on them. So many dumb ones where I live

We’re currently watching all three seasons of The Borgias (2011), so I know how this will end up

I don’t know how many right wing nutjobs actually moved to Hungary in search for whatever they view as happiness, but lol lol

Kick orban? Kick and ban, even.

Power BI is a hateful piece of software, part -Inf: why can’t you just copy and paste a visual between files? Instead you have to…

A dozen moving boxes in a room, and in one of them a random electronic device has started making a very intermittent (presumably low battery) noise I have never heard before. Grant me strength 😑

Well I’m not staying up for this

Apple Watch sleep score. Don’t think I’ve ever scored a perfect 100 before…

I now own a mattock. Soils fear me

Power BI has probably had red underlining style spellcheck since v0.1, but it still doesn’t tell you a suggestion if you right click the word. I can only assume it’s because Microsoft hates us

A little over one year after moving in, the last of the textured woodchip paper stuff that was on the ceiling of every single room, is now gone 🏆

Jesus unbalanced centrifuge Christ and Mary But it was a good film, it’s up there with The Martian

Idea: rowing, but it’s not cold outside

Please just stop having a moustache. You’ve proven your point now, whatever it was.

Once again the Martian is randomly on tv, and we’re just going to end up watching it all. It’s just one of those films

Is he somehow the only remaining crypto bro that hasn't bribed the Trump administration into being pardoned? I guess it'll 2x the price for him, since he donated to Dems, iirc.

A Cyber threat intelligence worst nightmare: something you’re researching shares a name with something in anime. The noise to signal ratio is just unbearable

Went for a run and had 'Alphabet Aerobics' by Blackalicious come into my playlist, and I just couldn't shake this silly idea of an #rstats plot I could make based on the lyrics. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxmm...

There must be a self-perpetuating loop going on here, where murders have crashed the local housing market, creating an irresistible force that draws in the new victims. I’d look into being a Midsomer BTL landlord, for sure. Best of both worlds?

My brain thought this was a photo of the Piccadilly line and got really confused reading the headline for a moment

Damn, look at those ides

Hey. It's me, your bank. I've sent you an email because there's an important message in the app I can't tell you what it is, but it *is* important. Everything I say is important (I am a bank) (checks app) "0.01% cashback if you spend over £500 at Peppa Pig world between 1 and 2pm next Thursday!"

Every recipe: Put the oven on 180°C Fan (30 minutes of steps) Why do you need my oven idling for 25 minutes??

Heh, I was off serious exercise for almost month, and only now are people taking over my ”local legend” status of the Strava segments in my morning commute. Weaklings!

Lesson: never do DIY when screwfix is closed Status: not learned Attempts: many (lost count)

Oh and I got this because… honestly I don’t know but it’s so ugly it’s good

Picked up this print at a charity shop. Just look at his expression! Not a thought in that head. I want what he has

Horse of the year

I have no idea who this local politician is, but I do love a good historic/historical mixup

Aws/azure outage again? Some random apps are down ☹️

Well, yes. A dog would say that, wouldn't it?

61 years?! Is this being PM'd by Antoni Gaudi or something? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...