Can it not?

In 1970 jizz was chunkier

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

This is, frankly, one of the reasons I love Bluesky. You get the insane takes like this immediately in the comment feed instead of having to scroll past 53 racist blue check replies

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

I bet he did.

$42.17 for UNLV over UNR #FUNR The Fremont Cannon is ours, and so too will Charity Bowl Superiority. Buncha dorks. @edsbs.bsky.social CC: @sickoscommittee.org looks like someone beat me to breaking the seal. GO REBS!

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks.

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

Whenever someone starts to talk to me about Star Trek, I tell them I liked the books more than the show

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

I don't think of it as married for 24 years, I think of it as an 8760 night stand.

Opening a casino where the slot machines only accept Krugerrands and some esoteric shitcoins that the casino releases. Calling it "The Money Laundromat".

Is the plan to not tell ICE who the graduations are for? That seems like it could end poorly for ICE.

Is it too late for a career change? I want to be a librarian at the dog stick library... 🐶📖

selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor

It's cum.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink

That was a face melting 5 hours of hockey

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

in slo-mo, with music

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin

Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!

Patriots owner Bob Crap

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

No first amendment issue here, pulling people over for what's on their car.

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

He’s talking about the person

@dirkmyers.bsky.social Need a quiet place to think about things and this Melania theater is perfect

Whenever I’m in a crisis of faith, I say a little prayer and think “What would the shareholders want me to do?”

RISE AND INCREASE SHAREHOLDER VALUE

Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline . Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.

The refs said

Daniel Plainview voice:

whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.