imagine your HOA seeing one of these magnificent beauties on your front lawn

Imagine if sports betting started monitoring the track record of Etsy witches and their sports-oriented spells

The way my cat looks at me like he's outraged I don't make the people next door quieter

How is it always "I can't watch Taskmaster because Greg is so mean to Alex" and never "what do you mean Alex wrote the role of Guy Who is Mean to Him on His Show specifically for Greg, who he didn't even really know at the time"

If you see this quote with a concert picture you took

Mine doesn't exist online at all apparently, but this is the closest

just in case you need a link to the labeler that tells you when people follow the people you avoid

deepest of deep breaths feeling nervous about this one, friends! I've written about the mainstreaming of pull-to-publish, its impact on fandom, and what it means for an increasingly corporate and IP-driven creative landscape.

Possibly my most niche post, but I was trying to remember why I don't use my fancy "new" digitized ND birth certificate, got it out, and looked at it again. Is it just me, or do they have all the gravitas of a some sleep-deprived person trying to whip up a school participation award and failing?

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

the only reason there are any decent web pages left on the entirety of the whole world wide web is autism. we are responsible for all the remaining good web pages and we can and will take them away

Happy 21st of September!

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

Hey, um, we need help. Moving is costing us at least $10k more than we planned for and we may need to close down the shop for a short while so... we're running our first ever fundraiser. outsidercomics.com/moving-updat... You can also help by shopping our moving sale this weekend.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

I want real websites

When it's abundantly clear I'm listening to ai music curation because it accidentally plays something good (Black Magic Woman but the original Fleetwood Mac and not the cover).

I want it on dvd and i DONT WANT AN UNSKIPPABLE MENU

You know you're watching Taskmaster when you see the setup for the first task and just whisper, "what the fuuuck"

I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.

Many residents of Greater Victoria woke up to find a layer of ash covering their homes and cars, and while some speculated it could have come from the nearby Mount St. Helens volcano in Washington, the United States Geological Survey says that’s not the source.

Baked beans (UK kind) and cheddar is so good, though

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Top Secret

LRS my youtube algorithm is never going to recover. Why didn't I log out?

Please, what older song does Take A Sexy Picture Of Me by CMAT remind me of? The chorus. It's bugging me. We used to solve things like this on Twitter. I'm just saying.

Every so often, I think about this reddit post and how it literally changed an entire lifetime of getting sleepy when reading. omg mind blowing (and, yes, I tested it. yes, it's why I was tired reading lolol) www.reddit.com/r/books/comm...

‘THE PITT’ has won Best Drama Series at the Emmys. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

Noah Wyle has finally won his first-ever Emmy after 7 nominations. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

Forever grateful social media didn't exist when I was young and knew everything.

Share a film or tv performance that was completely over the top

Pineapple Man underrated NMJ participant

Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title: Literally Fuck Tha Police

Hi friends! Things are really tight. I had to graduate from a manual chair with power assist to a fully powered chair due to my illness, which means my beloved Colours chair needs to find a new home. It’s powered by the Yamaha NaviOne system, which is fabulous. Please share.

Post a pic of you that's not actually a picture of you

Awake (2012)

This paradox of choice

And the happier Alex gets

New Taskmaster was so good! What a fun group. Lost the plot at the first task (me, that is). Somehow didn't register that there would be ads if I watched it with the ad breaks, but they were so polite and subdued compared to what I'm used to.

For anyone who needs respite from the news, I highly recommend Taskmaster, an extremely silly long-running UK show in which five comedians compete at absurd tasks. Low-stress, high-pleasure, lots of laughs, utterly disconnected from reality. As your doctor, I hereby prescribe one episode minimum.

Definitely came out of that one changed

Sam Campbell clips as a compilation are too powerful Not to be American on main but it's like a McDonalds sprite

The BC Get Vaccinated system is incredibly paternal. Why can we book our own flu vaccines but not Covid? Why gatekeep? Everyone should have the option for a vaccine at least twice a year

age verification? I had to share an email address with my parents because the isp only gave out one per household

ok who here used to use a hole punch to try to get twice the storage on a 5 1/4" floppy disk

Two more days until new Taskmaster