Cat checkpoint #ProofOfCat

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Get him some LEGOs to play with already

BREAKING: Girls5eva have pulled out of Freedom 250

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

Beans for dinner.

How about my top three? The Dead Zone Misery Gerald’s Game

Happy Birthday to Stevie Nicks, singer and songwriter born in Phoenix, Arizona 🇺🇸 78 years ago today. What are your favourite songs that showcase Stevie Nicks? #StevieNicks

Beach birbs #RehobothBeach

Happy Birthday to Bob Dylan, singer-songwriter born in Duluth, Minnesota 🇺🇸 85 years ago today. What are your favourite songs or albums by Bob Dylan? #BobDylan

I like to say that the GOP has been treating Trump like a rabid hyena. They know he's dangerous, but don't want to put him down, because they're hoping the hyena will kill all their enemies in entertaining ways before it dies of natural causes.

Share an 80s TV show you love. 📺

BIRD RENDERS MAN using the only medium available to it.

"We learned more from a three-minute record baby Than we ever learned in school"

I've been sick today and had a not-quite-fever-dream (don't have a fever) where publishing had made a top down decision to only publish KidLit books written by people named Mike, as it was shown children's books written by Mikes sold better on average than any other name, and we were all SCRAMBLING.

New York City

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Last night at MSG. 😁

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuce!

Am I the only #kidlit person who wasn't at all familiar with Mac Barnett before this? I mean, I don't really keep up on picture books, but I gather he's written some MG too? (Also, pretty sure I assumed Jason Reynolds was still "our" ambassador lol... OK I'll crawl back into my hole now...)

Also does Ultraman count? Because I stan Ultraman.

Gotta say Megalon. Made an impression on me as a kid.

Banana Headache I like it! 👍🏻

LOOK WHAT I HAVE! (This is the long-awaited sequel to The Only Purple House in Town!) If you want this, @ me here! Random drawing in 1 week. Please @ & repost so lots of people have a chance to enter to win! No caveats to entry, will mail ANYWHERE. (Yes, it could be costly. You're worth it!)

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

you also can’t buy a ticket without a credit card. Like I was already on the kids’ side about a lot of this, but seriously go try to do any of the things you would expect them to spend evenings and weekends doing with friends and see how much it costs and how inaccessible it is if you’re a minor

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Murphy Brown Survivor Legion Square Pegs Buffy the Vampire Slayer Will and Grace Sesame Street Falcon Crest Seinfeld House Hunters International Reaper Absolutely Fabulous Gilligan's Island The X Files Monty Python's Flying Circus

My out-of-print historical mystery has been resurrected from the grave -- which is totally on brand for this story about graves ... and cages ... and possibly stolen bodies. THE CAGED GRAVES is available on Amazon for $3.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited. www.amazon.com/Caged-Graves...

If you're haunting the shelves looking for a book with BBC Ghosts vibes, you might like The Unfinished Business! bookshop.org/a/975/978164... www.amazon.com/dp/1646036751/

Freedom Vogue Sabotage Anything ever featured on Beavis and Butt-head and this:

Who needs Real Housewives of Kardashian or whatever when there's Publishing Threads? Did anyone else slow down to rubberneck at the latest trainwreck over there? 👀

No question I saw this one too young

I can never hear the name George III without singing the song from that Monty Python sketch. I'm sure the king would appreciate that, wouldn't he? 🤔👑

Telescopefish, a rare deep-sea creature known for its eyes adapted for spotting bioluminescence Original post

Wow is he a bad public speaker, especially when he's trying to sound dramatic. And whoops, already off script. Yikes this is rough.

Silent Movie, the Musical

The Hitcher, the Musical

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli. The one I'm quoting, plus:

Live and Let Die

"Fireman's Ball Hosts Arsonist"

Real Hitler-at-the-Olympics energy here.

Did anyone pick these guys yet?

Wait I thought of another one

Mozart Symphony No. 25 in G Minor youtu.be/rNeirjA65Dk