My best friend gave his life for this country. He's buried less than a mile from that podium, and two of his children, whom he loved fiercely, are trans. This is just a giant middle finger to a man who was 1,000x the soldier the secretary could ever hope to be.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live. Radiohead Glass Animals George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic The Black Keys Leon Bridges Rilo Kiley Kruangbin Steel Pulse Fruit Bats Waxahatchee And shout out to by far the worst live band I've ever seen: Pepper

For Memorial Day on the year of our Nation's 250 anniversary, I'm flying a civil war Union battle flag.

Arizona State!

On December 7, 1941, my childhood neighbor Walter Kandolin (a Finnish immigrant) woke up on Ford Island to the attack. He saw the Arizona sink in flames. Not knowing what else to do, he gathered up his fellow Marines and headed up to Fort Shafter to the magazine to get ammo and weapons. 1/2

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Happy Steve Spurrier Day to all who celebrate! Not a very good day! But there are some days worse than this one. I guess that one positive way to look at it, it's not the worst day of the year. youtu.be/NL0QUKPrN9g

Mad Maze in Prodigy!

1. Hard to Handle - Otis Redding 2. Let's Stay Together - Al Green 3. Redemption Song - Bob Marley 4. Your House - Steel Pulse 5. Old Money - Lana del Rey 6. Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips 7. The Other Side of Paradise - Glass Animals 8. Wet Hair - Japandroids

There is absolutely no way anyone in the administration will understand a joke about the French and Indian War. That’s half the joke.🔥🔥🔥

Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

I'm at the Angels-Royals game tonight. The Dodgers-Royals games we've been to are at minimum 1/3 Dodgers fans (hard to tell because our colors are the same) at least 15k Dodgers fans, probably closer to 20k. There are no more than 200 Angels fans here. Easy to tell with the red jerseys.

Bailey, the newest #Jet: "This organization is trending in the right direction."

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Option #3. Only listened to KJah in GTA3.

There’s a new Miss Aloha Hula from the island of Maui. Congratulations to 21-year-old Faith Kealohapau‘ole Paredes, of Hālau Kekuaokalāʻauʻalaʻiliahi (Nā Kumu Haunani & ‘Iliahi Paredes)! #MerrieMonarch #HNN #Hilo #Hula

And this one. youtu.be/mF6qS0l-6TQ?...

Apropos of everything. youtu.be/z3EiAYQB0pY?...

Italy is officially a baseball country now.

Argue whatever you want, no other catcher I'd rather have than Will Smith.

The last two years I've enjoyed the replaying of playoff moments during national broadcasts when I hated them before. Weird.

Residents reported blackouts across large parts of Tehran after heavy airstrikes hit multiple areas of Iran’s capital early Monday. It came shortly after Israel announced it would target Tehran’s infrastructure, without providing more details.

They're a lot taller than us 😐 @sickoscommittee.org

Forgive him. It's hard to read the Bible when you hold it upside down.

I'm sad that Stanford didn't make the tournament because they totally would have played "Randy Walters is a Son of a Bitch" during a game. #afroman

Who would have thought that Kendrick's reign as the king of the dis track would only last 2 years and that he'd be supplanted by Afroman? youtu.be/u4AiuqQpB1U?...

Afroman fought the law and the Constitution won!

I want this framed in my office.

Absolute banger! Also literally a bangher.

BRYCE HARPER DOES NOT SUCK! BRYCE HARPER IS A GREAT AMERICAN!

For fucks sake

Judge, what the fuck was that shit at bat?!? Take 2 meatballs down the pipe and ground out weakly on the 3rd meatball down the pipe!

Always wanted to read The Mid Gatsby

National disgrace. They're lucky we aren't Japan, because seppuku would be in order here. #USA #WBC

Why TF didn't we use Kershaw to eat easy innings against Great Britain? #wbc #usa

Lol!

#forkem baby! Glass Court is very cool. Only weird things is the ball sounds flat when it bounces off the court. #ASU

It's fun to watch #bobbywittjr play baseball. That's all I got.

I was born in a pretty epic year for movies. But I got to go with the classic.

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

Trump hasn't gone to Congress for authorization to attack Iran. He hasn't explained the necessity or urgency of preemptive action by us. I'd very much like to see regime change in Iran, but Trump hasn't explained how we intend to help achieve that goal. Congress: Just say No.

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war. Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

This in from my Giants fan friend. SAD! @chadmoriyama.bsky.social

Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: “they want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”

Debating whether to take the people of the mainland on a Hawaiian pop music album cover oddessy...

Brat: Nnamdi

Reggie Dinkins: GREAT television after 2 episodes. Completely hilarious.

Johnny Weir "As the august ambassador supreme, I must inform the Earthlings that they have violated the prime directive of the Soleria Galactic Counsel. Regretfully your planet will be destroyed."

I'm a man in his 40s and I now find Tara Peterson, with her ice blue eyes, super hot. The snowboarding women look like cute little girls that I want to take out for ice cream after their event, win or lose.

Second place after "The Germans".