These things should be banned full stop

YOU CAN GET A CAT FOR YOUR SHIP IN AC: BLACK FLAG RESYNCED. I REPEAT. YOU GET A LITTLE CAT FOR YOUR SHIP I cannot wait.

Shouldn’t be hard to make these illegal

It's one thing to steal work, but presenting the results of that theft to the original creator - and expecting them to be, what, honoured? - takes some serious guts.

In the future everyone will be mistaken for a criminal for fifteen minutes

🥵 Expecting 35C even something a bit hotter tomorrow. Never in history of London meteorological history or indeed also true countrywide have we seen 35C (95F) in 3 consecutive months. Even non-consecutively it never happened... (1/2)

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lmaooooo “The first time he saw it, he was in tears,” a source in Hammer's camp told me. And not tears of joy. “He called me and said, ‘Fuck. This is hateful, disgusting.’”

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

Can someone update this with a view between how long passed between the first and second series? At least three of these are c. 3yrs

i saw that adam sandler officiated taylor swift's wedding and that is really all i need to know. you can be a billionaire and still get married in an ugly sports arena to a stinky football player with happy gilmore on the mic. women have to stop marrying men.

I had always wanted to have my skin flayed off in thin layers and my heart cut out while I was still alive but it wasn’t until Donald Trump took office that all my dreams were realized.

Jimmy Carter had to gave up his peanut farm to avoid any conflicts of interest while president. The Obamas were forbidden to refinance their home while he was in office. Donald Trump has made over 21,000 stock trades while in office, often using his office to manipulate markets.

Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

What, the same FIFA who gave Donald Trump a Peace Prize?

Hegseth made flu vaccine non-mandatory in April and here we are. I know all the arguments re: cause/effect, but this is a pretty clear reminder that young people - especially those fit enough to be in our military - are not supposed to die and the flu vaccine was a HUGE part of keeping it that way.

"The Park Service, in a separate document, similarly said that people should ‘wear an n95 mask when outdoors’ and ‘remain indoors as much as possible during and after the show.’” The guidance is to remain indoors ... during the fireworks. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

And the prize is shittier, theft-based search results and constant, annoying offers to outsource cognitive functions. Great fucking job, everybody! 🙄

lord god and jesus christ I do not ask for much but I am literally begging you this time

thanks so much to everyone who has got back to me, but id love to hear from more! if you're lying to your boss, passing human work off as AI, telling clients you won't be using it, i'd love to know!

doctor congo beating england and the usa winning later today would be absolute best way to mark the week of july 4th c'mon guys you got this

Andy Burnham must resign.

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...

Musk shared a free download to a film on X that promotes attacking migrants and portrays them as rapists. One Muslim family of a perpetrator are murdered. A few weeks ago we saw pogroms on our streets. Imagine if I promoted a film that attacked Jews or Christians? Why is he allowed to do this?

Here are loads of steps that millions of people must make every single day so we can avoid the one simplest step of stopping rampant profiteering

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If I had to read Bryan Johnson describe his gf's young and "near-perfect punani" you have to as well At this point, this is just a fetish, and a very public one.

When I was like 17 I asked a cousin who was quite into it about WoW and his face went very serious & he grabbed me by the shoulders & said "look I know you and I know your personality so never ever get into this thing because you will ruin your life" and somehow it worked and I have never played WoW

LMAO -- Fox News is again broadcasting from Trump's state fair and again there is *nobody* there. I've seen fairs in rural parking lots with more attendees than this.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

Supreme Court my ass

I feel like she, specifically, should know better

The best photograph I have ever taken of a dog.

Probably the best photo I will ever take of a dog going for a ball in a moorland wallow

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

imagine trying "I know I've been gone four months but I'll explain when I'm back" if you were a shift worker at Arby's

The Secret Service has a tent that is so non-interactive you can't go in even to get into the shade.

Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage

If the Supreme Court can reverse a 95 year-old ruling for a country that is only 250 years old, I need you to UNDERSTAND this country still has no idea what it is or what it stands for other than it’s constant push-and-pull to oppress Black people and eliminate Native people.

No chairs, coolers, bags, etc allowed for an 11 pm fireworks show taking place during a brutal heatwave and thunderstorms. Also you have to go through airport security. A+ event planning, no notes.

Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation

I must post my favorite LOTR meme because of this

Hadn’t seen him for a couple of days and really hoped he’d got his shit together. Very sad to see things have come to this.