Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

I want to hire a removal van, but also to show everyone I’m a true patriot. Say no more, Sir. I have just the thing.

The US is forcibly detransitioning prisoners, India just passed a bill making it punishable by up to life in prison to help another person transition, The UK has cancelled all healthcare for trans kids and is "reviewing" HRT for adults next. Visibility has given us nothing

Getting home in a coat that's too hot with several bags of shopping, overstimulated as hell

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

everyone plz stay safe, I am hearing reports that trans people are visible today

Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.

You can waste so much time just looking at pictures of this dude standing next to regular-height people.

Think we've had enough bananas now. Still wondering where all those KitKats came from though.

After my third joke, a health meter appears over my therapist’s head

Regular reminder that the UK’s ban on gay people serving in the armed forces was only lifted after a judgment from the European Court of Human Rights👇 🔗 www.bbc.com/news/article... Surprising how often people don't mention that.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Begging the general public to BUY SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES

Getting home in a coat that's too hot with several bags of shopping, overstimulated as hell

A look at the UK's history when it comes to LGBTQ+ people is seeing how often it was forced by others to respect queer people, only giving in when it had no choice.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

we keep progressing towards megacorp

“Bit by bit, every little helps. If we keep this up, year on year, we will be over the next valley, then over the next valley." Lovely piece in the Guardian this weekend about the heroic work to restore Dartmoor's peatlands. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Every. Goddamn. Company.

If you're on NOW TV and want full HBO Max access On web go to Now TV help and clip on chabot bottom right. Click Need help - TV - Ent and HBO Membership - Yes - billing - then click 'link my account.' It gives you access to HBO Max app.

[The ghost of Salieri] And am I remembered? [Living human] Oh, yes [Salieri] And am I mentioned in the same breath as Mozart? [human] Look you might want to sit down for this

Fun fact: my first-ever celebrity interview was with John Lithgow He was gonna be speaking at an event at Harvard and I chatted with him over the phone in advance of it He opened by asking what year I was; I said "freshman" He said, with earnest outrage, "They sent a FRESHMAN to interview ME??"

On Trans Day of Visibility, our committee reflects on the day, and how this year it feels very different, in the wake of the Supreme Court ruling, among other very well documented attacks on our community. lgbtiqa.greenparty.org.uk/2026/03/31/r...

Settler attacks, East Jerusalem evictions, shuttering of sacred sites, as Israeli authorities assert control.

The degree to which the bluesky leadership does not understand the people who populate their service is extremely funny. Their AI tool is followed by 1,500 people but blocked by 125,000.

🙏🏽 with gratitude to @sampopewriter.bsky.social for technical advice and inspiration, when we both had much more important things to do a sonnet for Ozzy

Way too big for the chair now

Eye of the tiger

three (3) work video calls simultaneously happening at the cafe currently realise this is an etiquette war that is now long lost but: urgh

Seven Sisters London Underground station is named after a ring of 7 elm trees that were planted over 400 years ago. The 7 trees have been replanted a number of times, always by 7 sisters. The current sisters are Hornbeam trees & were planted in 1997 by 5 families of 7 sisters.

Would anybody like to have a stroke?

The longest journey www.irishexaminer.com/news/spotlig...

It takes SIXTEEN paragraphs for the New York Times to mention why the administration wanted to destroy nearly $10 million in contraception: It's because they claim the stockpile of IUDs, birth control pills, and hormonal implants are “abortifacient birth control.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...

just one day with unfettered access to his truth social account bro I could make so much fucking money bro

The president is a rapist pedophile

Really not loving how basically every politician on the planet is jumping on board with these types of age verification laws, tbh!

Merrymac is a brave little beacon of pure compassion. Can you spare $5 a month to support these beautiful rescue animals? donorbox.org/mmfs-donate

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro https://theonion.com/study-children-who-play-violent-video-games-more-likely-to-say-thats-goro-when-shown-picture-of-goro/

We've been enjoying some of the most extroverted Timberdoodles in Bryant Park this year. Just a block from Times Square with sirens blaring, and this visitor is utterly calm! 😎😎😎 #Timberdoodle #BryantPark #birding

Actually maybe we shouldn’t?

If you land on Oxford Street, the only properties you can buy are American candy or vape shops, and you have to give away any rent you collect to another player for money laundering purposes

It’s that time of year - folks asking us about #bumblebees - WHY THEY’RE SEEING THEM ON THE GROUND - so here’s a thread to explain. Please #repost! Every queen that survives means a new colony that gets to exist and produce new queen #bees for next year! So important to #share! 1/9 #nature #caring

These snakes steal poison from their prey—here's how they know they have enough www.scientificamerican.com/article/thes...

that’s quite a short flight, even for twenty five quid

From 2021

New Long Covid research A distinct molecular state in immune cells is linked to persistent symptoms, especially fatigue. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

And you can tell that money doesn’t matter in the future because he’s playing against a living computer, a psychic, and a guy wearing x-ray glasses. bsky.app/profile/andy...