I recently Neurodivergent Moments'ed with the delightful @abigoliah.bsky.social and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! We covered the three major food groups - confidence, cream cheese and Channing Tatum - so it's a pretty nutritious episode, I'd say. Get it on your podcast app: podfollow.com/1620440207

There's a mischievous fey creature outside, whose only purpose is to wait until I start recording to fire up his leafblower

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Finally caught up on S4 of The Witcher. Great show for someone like me who's obsessed with inspecting wigs on TV

@sarahamero.bsky.social at her finest.

I'm so excited! Check out my first article for @thedailytism.com

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Watching Frankenstein under my weighted blankenstein :)

@chazingdra.bsky.social has made this incredible feature-length deep dive taking us behind the scenes of Pokémon's immense competitive events. The reviews are pouring in and it's a hit. I think that the only person who hasn't watched it yet is you. Yeah, YOU.

‘Thanks so much for joining us on what I know is a very busy day for you. Tell me, what is your vision for the BBC as the corporation’s new director-general?’

Someone just commented on one of my DT articles saying that it was "destroyed" by my use of 'disinterested' as opposed to 'uninterested'. Firstly, that's a *bit* of an overreaction. Secondly, and most importantly, neither one of those words is in the article. I love this site.

The plan is to reach self-actualisation as soon as possible after I graduate, but not before I see My Chemical Romance next year. I've thought about this

I love how many people I can think of who has had a deep crush on a member Who’s Line Is It Anyway? Colin Mochrie is apparently the Helen of Troy of Canadian improv comedians.

Introducing the incomparable @smolrobots.bsky.social

Gather round and listen to our spooky silly sketch show special!

And @brainmage.bsky.social has such an excellent way with words. Our writers truly do spoil us

Be honest do I look like that one picture of Dwayne Johnson

A triumphant debut from @harecomedy.bsky.social!

A guy who's a close friend where it's never been weird before but one day when the two of you are walking somewhere he gets really serious and quiet and keeps looking over at you and then eventually he goes "can I ask you something"

This bit has been done to death. Whatever, man. Happy Halloween.

Just now the GP was asking me questions about my job(s) in an attempt to build rapport with me, but I misread his tone in the moment, thought he was evaluating me, and told myself not to overshare. So I ended up answering as if being a satire writer was a deeply embarrassing medical condition

It’s worth signing up to our Patreon just for this two minute clip of @brainmage.bsky.social repeatedly trying to say “floorboards”

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

I loved this game! And many of you would love it too! And it's on sale!

God was conspicuously absent from the making of the Domino's Double Decadence

I don't know who needs to hear this, but whatever you're currently doing in Canva is not a meaningful contribution to your group project. Put that template down and learn some restraint.

@sararoseg.bsky.social wrote these delightful words and let me say them!

Our audio sketch show is out today! Spooky silly fun feat. Bluesky's most nefarious neurodivergents!

My bag is now blissfully full of books thanks to @scriblit.bsky.social !!! If you're at MCM London today you must pay her a visit in Writer's Block. I am now armed with all the fantasy and all the fun I could ever want

Arthur's journal in Red Dead 2 Page 1: That job at Blackwater turned into a disaster. Young Jenny got killed, poor thing. Sean got arrested or killed, nobody seems sure which. Dutch shot a girl. Page 2:

A rare good day in the midst of SAD+burnout. Had a crunchy leaf walk, a damn fine coffee, a decent home VO session and an absolute bootcamp of a table read in the evening. Plus many reminders that I am surrounded by the most wonderful people. Also I saw a ROUND cat.

@thedailytism.com have so many treats for you this spooky season: merch now available on our site, including the much-requested "five raccoons in an overcoat" design; our Halloween sketch show coming to podcast platforms on Mon; and an employability in the arts workshop over on Patreon tomorrow eve!

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

Everyone has worked incredibly hard on this and I can't wait for you all to hear it!

Twin Peaks tie-in frozen pizza with 'cheese bread, wrapped in plastic' on the front of the packaging

A timeline cleanse like no other. Look at the replies. Just look at all the Heinous Beasts contained therein

Just listening to Autistic Women Oversharing (several months late) and absolutely 100% with @sarahamero.bsky.social on the over-identification with other types of categorisation - INFJ, Virgo, wizard house, literally *anything* that would explain my personality.

Also it might be time to finally start a Conjuration Wizard Ainsley Harriott run in BG3. I was saving it as a 'break glass in case of emergency' thing but it might be time

The disability is disabilitying. Please show me pictures of your pets. I would like to witness a Beast and hear of its crimes.

Everyone said my A-Level in Film Studies wouldn't be useful, but I know as much about Alfred Hitchcock as some of your dads do

And it would be remiss of me not to mention that we have the brilliant @sarahbpolar.bsky.social to thank for her work on the product design!

@thedailytism.com merch site is now live! As seen on our wonderful comedy-friends and now... you?

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Merch incoming! I'm wearing my own test sample of the t-shirt and can confirm it feels like I'm wearing *Ned Flanders voice* nothing at alllll

The rumours are true. I AM Salma Hayek's Wario

@thedailytism.com well @joewellscomic.bsky.social has landed in bristol with a fab unique show and t-shirt #thedailytism we want more satire and comedy 🎭

I love reading about product recalls. Is that normal