My job is so funny. It's 8:30pm and I'm looking for the right picture of Gloria Hunniford to put on this mood board

An autistic woman with a busy week ahead of her has forgotten that her fatigue will always win in the end, sources have said.

Over a year ago, I spoke with @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social about Dreams on a Pillow for a piece that was killed before it could be published. I am honored that he was willing to take the time to speak with me again in spite of that and tell me about his beautiful homeland: kotaku.com/upcoming-ste...

I can't believe society tricked me into giving away my old Beanie Baby buffalo because I was 'growing up' and 'didn't need toys'. His name was Mark Buffalo and I won him as a prize for being good at maths :( Sorry Mark Buffalo :(

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI! JUST ONE PEPSI! AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! JUST A PEPSI!

I scrolled past this thinking "damn that's relatable" before remembering I wrote it

This can of nitro cold brew tastes delicious

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Sarah, and this whole time I thought I was neurotypical, it turns out I just really like that nice linen-blend neutral shit they do at Uniqlo.

Quote with the last four games you played.

@sararoseg.bsky.social and I got an exclusive! Amazing that we didn't burst into flames upon crossing the WH threshold

Slightly increase a band A Mounting Body of Evidence Suggests They Are Giants

This is Penn Jillette on the magic shows he performs with Teller, but I think it's also, extrapolating, the best articulation I've ever heard of why any form of roleplaying game - tabletop, LARP, whatever - should have physical and psychological safety tools built in at every level.

WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR THE ICD-11 WHAT IS HAPPENING

If I catch ANYONE saying 'chai tea' or 'chai latte' in our comments...

Don't miss @chazingdra.bsky.social and @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com joining forces for CF Awareness week next month! And make sure you've got your Psyduck-hued wardrobe ready for Wear Yellow Day on the 12th of June! And and and consider donating to one of the charities below:

We're writing a book! This Christmas, you can hold pages upon pages of concentrated 'tism in your hands, or gift it to your most deserving friends and family. Or carry it around in a tote bag for six months before cracking it open. You do you.

I'm sorry it took us so long to come up with a parody. I tried to make it up to you all by squatting down by the fence in the front garden and taking this ridiculous photo

If anyone needs anything from me this week can I ask you to un-need it because I will be BUSY

On repeat. And not just 'this is my jam' on repeat. 'Autistic six-year-old' on repeat.

Cheers to all who attended our comedy collab tonight! Huge round of digital applause to Hare and Chris, along with the terrific @natyougn.bsky.social @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social and @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social. Don't forget to catch @coherentcomedy.bsky.social again tomorrow night! Link below:

Join us tonight at 6PM UK time for some free, fully-online funny in collaboration with the iconic @coherentcomedy.bsky.social!

This is possibly my favourite @andrewhickey.500songs.com piece to date. Sign up to read it in full and get tons of bonus bits besides - same Bat-time, same Bat-site!

A ginormously happy birthday to the @thedailytism.com! 🎂 Their output has cheered me through the last two years, created a whole community of others feeling wonderfully (sometimes disturbingly) seen, and made me laugh much needed laughter every day. The finest bunch of reprobates you could wish for.

@thedailytism.com was born out of the passion and ingenuity of my excellent business partner and friend @sararoseg.bsky.social. Please give her her flowers on this day and all days hereafter. Long live the Tism!

Half the Sara/hs crawled out of our autism nests to tell you all about our birthday bonanza Patreon Pledge Week! How can you say no to that face (yes, the other Sara is in control of this post muahahahahaha)?? All the details here: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...

Thinking about Saw II, in which the protagonist ballses everything up by not listening to the v straightforward instructions given by the baddy (viz. "just sit there and don't do anything if you want them to live") and how different it would have been if they'd been in a @thedailytism.com story

Happy Big Birthday to our token man, @brainmage.bsky.social . The number of in-jokes in this birthday prank setup are too numerous to detail here, let’s just say we got him good. We bully because we love! Have a wonderful day free from our shenanigans.

Isn’t this exciting? Unbelievable work and dedication from everyone @thedailytism.com - very honoured to be involved. Sign up if you are able to 🍓❤️

Completely. It's not some terrible drain on my time which I hate, or some magical/uncontrollable thing where I sit and anxiously wait to be struck by inspiration, it's this process that I can control and structure and use to make my writing even better. And, like you say, actually enjoy it!

Sometimes it's less a fear of being bad, and more of the narrative you're going to spin about yourself if you make something imperfect - your inner critic is overactive and causing you pain. Who'd want to write if they felt the psychological equivalent of stepping on Lego whenever they did anything?

Currently writing up bonus content for our Patreon Pledge Week starting on 27th, where for one week, all paid levels get 2 bonus piece PER DAY (yes that’s more than the actual website!) More details soon, but to whet your appetite: www.patreon.com/posts/155075...

First day of @thedailytism.com audio comedy in the bag!!! Such a treat to have such clever people in your ears all day. And they're all so friendly and humble which is INFURIATING. Nobody's gotten the memo that being really good at your job allows you to be evil??

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

If you have any questions, please do hesitate to contact me.

i'm not very good at linked in

I'm very excited to meet all these funny little people who live in my phone! We're gonna Do a Comedy together! And I'm going to try and be cool and not go on about how cool I think *they* are!

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

I like Koko and the Birkin bag

@thedailytism.com's equivalent of the Bat-Signal is just whenever Wes Streeting looks like he's about to open his mouth

*sighs* @sararoseg.bsky.social, you wanna take this one or shall I?

I'm a bit obsessed with Doctordle tbh. I tend to do well with the psychiatric ones, as well as the ones I remember from watching Monsters Inside Me as a young and impressionable child

I like to imagine that, if threatened, the deliveroo driver retreats into the cube

It's Trans Day of Visibility. The bastards will see this robot coming, but it won't help them.

it's really funny that the bbc still feels it has to write about games like this, imagine writing an article about the oscars and having to start it explaining that not all moviegoers are four-eyed perverts

I was just made to endure a Beyoncé playlist without Freakum Dress on it. We live in a broken society

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Thank you to everyone who attended the live tonight! Hope you enjoyed us getting thoroughly roasted. And thank you all for being on your best behaviour in front of @sararoseg.bsky.social's mum.

Tonight at 6pm, we'll be reading mean comments for your listening pleasure. Join us online with any paid membership!

Do you know how weird it is to watch other people step onto escalators without the little dyspraxia dancey-dance?

I have discovered the cow hoof-trimming side of YouTube. Ask me anything