*batman voice* do you have any cough drops

I'm at specsavers having my eyeballs puffed at by a nice lady 😌

BOP IT TWIST IT ETC

Somehow, even now, I am surprised by the Nope Days. My brain will just completely nope out for an entire day.

I see we're at the "blowing through conch shell" stage of medicine

BREAKING NEWS: Ted the dog is 10 🥳

Remember when everyone was on Facebook with their real names, now they call themselves things like Bobus or Starshine Everbobus

Every so often I spend time with my friends who have kids and honestly it feels a lot like this.

Back down to earth with a bump, having to wait in for a letting agency inspection. Absolute bore off, I should be dogsledding in the wilderness, I should be bartering for cod

I started thinking about what Henry VIII would've thought of Noel's House Party. Would he have petitioned for the beheading of Blobby?

Another one for ye from Longyearbyen 🧡🩷🩵

I love travelling and I'm very fortunate that I can do it, but man, after stressful airport transfers and delays I am a broken woman.

When you get home from a trip and everything smells of bag

@hannahgold.bsky.social a couple of pics of Bear Island (Bjørnøya) for you!

Got upgraded at the airport hotel again, feeling fancy while I rehydrate my dinner (I love you Expedition Foods)!

The transfer at Tromsø between Longyearbyen and Oslo is CRAZY. Basically what I'm saying is I just had to run and I hated it

*~`•°DOG PARKING°•`~*

Went to the beach! 😎🏖️🏝️🌞👙☀️

It's warmed right up! Only -17° today (feels like -23) 😎🏝️☀️⛱️🌞🍨👙

We've reached the summit, the pinnacle, there is nowhere left to go after jingly Muzak Wonderwall

Cannot convey how deeply I need this in my home

It's pretty difficult to describe the light up here but here's how it looked this morning, the sky is pink and purple

I'm back in my happy place! It's pretty cold here 😁🥶

I'm at breakfast and they're playing a Muzak version of Enter Sandman

We went to visit the search and rescue helicopter and they had a stretcher just for polar bears

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Just walked 1.5miles back to my accommodation in -30° wind-chill, had to stop every so often to go "hahaha! Fuck! this is a situation!"

Svalbard update: I'm at breakfast in my accommodation wearing bib salopettes and trying to eat granola with the biggest spoon I've ever seen

Yeeeees!

Just a little further...

I've been wished a 'happy galentines' day a few times today, and all I can think of is Galen! Whose understanding of anatomy and medicine was principally influenced by the contemporary theory of the four humours!

My hotel room has a minibar and I feel it is important to let you all know that this 250ml bottle of prosecco costs 27 POUNDS.

If there's one thing I enjoy doing, it's posting for @thedailytism.com 35,000ft above Norway 😌🇳🇴

This is LOVELY, I look like this: 🥹 I also really enjoyed @sararoseg.bsky.social's "My comfort sage!"

Lewis Hamilton, he had one friend and was even quieter than me 👍

It scares me how easily I could get completely obsessed by Apollo 13

put up some polar art beside my polar shelf ❄️

it's a cyanotype by @sarahbpolar.bsky.social!

Bunners approves of this one 👍

Guys I've been given a questionnaire and a website for local resources to help with anxiety, guess how much better I'm feeling on a scale of 0 to 0 😀👍

Calling for GP appointment. 8:02 "you are number 20 in the queue!" 8.05 "you are number 25 in the queue!" Are people pushing into the PHONE QUEUE?!!!

Incredible how many conservationists are making those chatgpt caricature things 🫠

Well this is just a bit insane isn’t it. I’m not even gonna make a cute joke - on behalf of the entire Daily Tism team I’m just gonna flex. Well done, you horrible lot.

Perimenopause is interesting because yeah I can't sleep and also wow I can smell EVERYONE'S B.O. when I'm walking around town 🙌

A scammer just tried exactly this on me via WhatsApp. Glad I saw a post here recently outlining the scam - it would be very easy to fall for. The “hotel” account had an unconvincing name, but they had my name, number & reservation dates. lifehacker.com/money/hotel-...