SOLD 😌🙌

We all need a boost today. So as a special treat, we’re unveiling in public for the first time, The Daily Tism book, illustrated by the incredible @smolrobots.bsky.social , coming out for Christmas! Crowdfunder with pre-orders coming in the next week, so keep your eyes peeled!

A wizard of nothing

Happy 10th birthday to Climate Grandad 🌱😌

"If you're going to make a mistake, make it LOUDLY!!" -- an ex-girlfriend's violin teacher trying to get her to play with confidence, but applicable to most situations bc people don't notice mistakes, they notice fear.

Imagine getting devastating news on a hamburger phone

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I have an app where I track my meals every so often (to make sure I'm not massively deficient in anything etc). Anyway today it's told me to eat more sea urchins.

Watching Netflix: "... Following extensive forensic work it was clear that the cause of death was mur.. PAPA JOHNS!!! PAPA JOHN'S PIZZAS! .. der"

I bought combat trousers and now I'm getting adverts for 'testosterone therapy for bald men' (I thought being bald = high testosterone but hey ho)

Fucking WHAT

Next Tuesday (12/5), we welcome Graham Hoyland to Charlotte Road to discuss his new biography of AC President, Everest pioneer, medical missionary and prolific painter Howard Somervell. The talk is open to all. Book your spot ➡️ tinyurl.com/3dytensx

Virginia Hall of the Special Operations Executive (SOE) who was known as "the most dangerous of Allied spies" in France during World War II! She had a prosthetic leg called Cuthbert, and broke a bunch of agents out of prison in 1942. Then escaped France by walking over the Pyrenees into Spain.

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

Accidentally went to Boots dressed as Amelia Earhart this morning and it was fine 👍😌

I mean, Monkey Barrel 3 is basically already a sauna at the best of times? I think someone fainted in there last year 🤔

I heard there was a steamèd ham That was a key part, of Skinner's plan He had to lie to Chalmers, not through malice There was a fire, it wasn't fair The super asked "what's happ'ning there" And Skinner said "Aurora Borealis" Borealis Borealis

Sharing the mountains with a ghost who leaves no tracks

My birthday 🤝 dead Hitler day

I've been to Waitrose (who do I think I am) and spent almost £40 on exotic fruits (I am a fruit bat)

Part 2, and the conclusion of The USS Jeannette: Shattered Ambitions, now available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. shipwrecksandseadogs.com/114 #maritimehistory #history #shipwreck #podcast

Salt Bae but with sprinkles. Sprinkle Bae.

My flatmates are out at the ice hockey and I'm on the sofa watching All the President's Men for the second time this week, that's #selfcare

Autism satire website The Daily Tism has achieved the impossible by announcing a virtual birthday party that autistics actually want to go to (and you’re all invited), it has been rumoured.

Got myself a cheeky early birthday present because honestly look at it. It's important.

Happy birthday to @thedailytism.com, 2 years old today! I'm so happy that I get to work with a group of such lovely and funny people 🥰 My grandad would've been 100 today as well, it's a big day! 🙂‍↕️

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

I got a letter through from R*form! Unfortunately it's not high quality enough to use as loo roll so it's been turned into confetti and is lining my bin.

Some personal news: I have been to the zoo.

Look, I admit it, I haven't been able to concentrate on work for the last week because I've been playing a game that involves cats working in an office.

Always interesting to see AI images doing well in art competitions 🥴

The salmons are on whizz

Sometimes it's Wednesday and you start drawing a guy to relax

I've put up a new print on my website. I'm not expecting to sell many of these, but when I get a bee in my bonnet about something I have to see it through, and I really can't express enough how much I fundamentally don't care about a Bigfoot. www.chickenscratch.co.uk/shop/bigfoot...

Could you all stop fucking the planet please, our roads are melting.

Our team has written 14 bonus pieces for all paid levels for Patreon Pledge Week & at the end of it there’s a big virtual standup show for our 2nd birthday party with @coherentcomedy.bsky.social running the show & @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social headlining. Please sign up, we’re all half dead now!

One thing I've found really useful for hypermobility/general muscle fatigue when out and about is to wear a pair of WW2 puttees. This has been an extremely Barnard life tip👍

Recommend living with other ND people because it means you can walk into the kitchen and say "I'm feeling fancy because I've got my knees out" and then you all do a knee waggling dance for a bit

Never been owned this hard.

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I bought a thing that shuts off social media and games on my phone until I physically get up to turn it off, and that is why my flat is so clean, my plants are so watered, my books are so read.

Bring back brown bears so that "bears got 'im" can become a legitimate explanation for someone not making it to the school reunion

Two days ago it was snowing and now it's taps aff BBQs in the park?! Climate change has bitten us on the arse and is flinging us around a bit

A game I play on my phone has started a new Alice in Wonderland event, but they can't call her that so she's 'Confused Girl' 👍

Every so often something really great happens. Today I found the world's tiniest gherkin

Pasta was a much better food hyperfixation financially than sushi. 🍣🍣🍣

Translation: Net Zero threatens the value of our proprietor's investments. The world must cook for the sake of his portfolio.

Bluesky needs to get smaller and more fervently left-wing until the recurring discourse isn’t about the 2024 election but the Spanish Civil War

"Yeah I've just popped the heating on, I'm trying to dry out my son" 👍🐰