I forgot that Isiah Kassidy is one of the funniest people in wrestling, and I was reminded when he told a Young Buck to "chill" while getting a facebuster

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

LET'S GO

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It's nice, in between how unfair this feels, to see everyone remember their favorite Dan bits and blogs. He was really one of one. It might be a chalk take, but here’s mine: defector.com/the-trump-pr...

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Big congrats to the Pats and Seahawks, but mostly to the Seahawks

this man just tried to convince me to invest in something called BerriesAndCreamCoin

Will the Patriots or the Broncos score a single point from here on out? My assumption is no

I have always hated the grifty pieces of shit behind altnps, whoever they may be

Establishing the run against authoritarian rule, as @edsbs.bsky.social says, requires the little things, the acts of resistance and kindness and community that eventually add up to something much larger and transformative. I wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com. badfaithtimes.com/we-must-esta...

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.

I believe I forgot about this site for a while, it's still here and that's good

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Whoa! The Rams and Seahawks are battling it out for the top seed in the NFC

A reason I'm so hard on the angry young men of today is because in my youth I could have very easily become one of them, but I quickly recognized that my experience was explicitly informed by my choices and not anyone else's. If I wanted to be happy, I had to be a good person even when it was hard.

I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.

It's snowing.

conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

Correct take, nobody with that much money and years of training under their belt has any reason to be as physically incapable as RFK Jr. I don't criticize anybody who works out unless they try to use exercise as an ideological weapon but that guy can eat shit. Pete Hegseth, too, while we're at it.

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Still savoring that Butker doink

tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox] jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

Watching garbage reality tv, talking at it Me: I've never said this before, but hey Mormon wife: "you thought you ate" @forgottencorners.bsky.social: Yeah! You are so unc.

There's something special about this time of year!

so what's the over/under on a pittsburgh waymo hurling itself down a stair street and off a cliff

New refrain in this household Call: Do you desire? Do you require? Response: I would like to admire This is used specifically to ask and then confirm if you want another piece of bread toasted

THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:

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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...

thinking of her today

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app

You’re not just playing against the menu, you’re playing against the man across from you

If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management

This is just most bars in Pittsburgh

I actually think this is the reason I feel better having deleted Facebook and only looking at instagram a couple times a year - it’s not the AI slop itself, it’s realizing the people you respected are functionally braindead that is depressing

I hate that I know this guy so well.

HELL YEAH TO THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS

The fact that Donald Trump responded to my restating of the law and a bedrock constitutional principle by calling for my death shows exactly what he thinks of our Constitution and the rule of law.

Despised Icon: still got it (the ending of this song might be one of the most intense things I've ever heard)

me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka

a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade