narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

I've previously stated that "too much garlic" is not a thing. I stand corrected.

Butter, Nachos, Friends. Sounds great.

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

Day 34 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot (shout-out to @pennyante-art.bsky.social for today's idea) #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #SesameStreet #TheMuppets

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

she is also ready for “let’s circle back after the holidays” season

Unironically: I need to know where I can buy the gay yarn ASAP

Service Outage xkcd.com/3170/

became a temp because it was a way to get money while avoiding as much self-promotion as possible. spent a few months running sql queries. threw that into my resume on the job website people were using in 2006. got picked up by some recruiters looking for random keywords.

Oranj statemint on Mundeys:

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?

it’s not a phase

I wish buying antiques came with little history trail notes. I want to know if this was once a gift to someone special. I want to know if this was once someone's favorite item to use. I want to know how many different people and homes cherished this item before it became mine 😳

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

Big bodega cat

A lot of axolotls: the amphibian-themed banknote Mexicans don’t want to spend Nearly 13m people are hoarding millions of dollars’ worth of the stylish 50 peso note, featuring Mexico’s cutest critter www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜 feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :) here’s one by Jesse Murray~

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

a movie that takes place where you're from. well, tv show at least

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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

I was a ghost, I was alone 어두워진 앞길속에 Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe I was the queen that I'm meant to be I lived two lives, tried to play both sides But I couldn't find my own place Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage

#TheVictorianBookoftheDead U is for Undertaker, from a child's ABC book published in Philadelphia, PA, c. 1857. digitalcollections.lib.washington.edu/digital/coll...

This is the best quick description for ADHD that I've ever seen. Brilliant, and very true! #neurodivergent #ADHD #AuDHD www.youtube.com/shorts/Hu_dj...

One of my fave posts from the other site

*hands you a small capybara* the general said you'd know what to do with this

*a shady feline cartographer approaches you* khajit has wheres, if you have coin

oh to be a possum being cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.

Ok now I know why www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Give it a look before the traditional right and proper traffic cone comes back

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

Today I have measured chonk using the Aethelstan the first RULER of England ruler.

therapist: pick your battles me: okay helm’s deep

I work hard because I have two mouths to feed: These are the mouths.

Just saw someone described as an "ontologist" and now I want Clinical Ontologist to be a job title. Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.

CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.

“This Fountain Pen Will Fix Me: A Handwritten Manuscript.”

I was inspired

evergreen

trying to lock in my 2026 predictions by Christmas

When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage. One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME

Fitness 'a nightmare that never ends' buff.ly/5Abcbf5

I also think this thread covers another and incredibly important angle about why this phenomenon occurs, and I agree completely, and it’s one of the reasons I wanted a home birth so bad. This is what we need to address first and at large. bsky.app/profile/gwen...