Dispensary of the day, and possibly of all time:

Strapping in for the Sunday horror shows with @atrupar.com. thank you for curating the experience for us.

Just gonna toss this message in a bottle out there: MyNoise is an incredible auditory resource and it needs support and love in this AI hellscape this world is becoming; use and support them if you can: mynoise.net

Happy first birthday to this beautiful disaster child. My weird bug. Fiona Fi Fifi Fionda Fioner Wiggle Squiggle Buttface Pokey Puppy <3

New meme format just dropped:

NEW ONE HIT WONDERLAND! How have I not done this one yet? youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

Plate from M. E. Descourtilz’s Atlas des Champignons (1827), a delightful series of colour lithographs of mushrooms, divided into those that are edible, poisonous and “suspect” — https://publicdomainreview.org/coll.../atlas-des-champignons

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Drove to work through snow flurries while blasting The Bangles' cover of "Hazy Shade of Winter." Effervescent.

The clouds left NY because Mamdani

In the grand tradition of posting tumblr content on other platforms:

This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats. Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives. You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.

Favorite new reaction image

Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah The pope’s a time bomb

Finally we can put the age old debate to bed. santa has 100% REAL big natty’s 😌❤️

i love when my cat takes a deep grumbly sigh/breath like he's been working on the kitty cat railroad all day and not just licking the ever-loving fuck out of his own b-hole

"The City We Became", N.K. Jemisin (abridged)

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor! Dick?

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

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For this "devil's"/mischief night I've made some store-brand hot cocoa in my Unemployed Philosophers' guild memento mori mug. Added cinnamon, chili powder, nutmeg, ginger, and of course marshmallows.

46 minutes into my last meeting before I can leave work for the day, the ONLY conclusion that’s been arrived at is “we need to set up another meeting.”

that’s right beg you miserable worm

People seem to think that being a wizard means knowing how to "cast spells" and such, but you don't have to do "magic(k)" to be a wizard. You can just carry a staff and be a smart-ass, like Diogenes.

Still Life with Peeled Orange and Bunch of Grapes, Albertus Steenbergen, late 19th century.⠀⁠ ⠀⁠ Available as a print from our shop here: https://publicdomainreview.org/product/still-life-with-peeled-orange-and-bunch-of-grapes

Revisiting my "Jolene" review, and it occurs to me that the Dolly song Beyonce should have covered is "9 to 5," which she would have absolutely crushed

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

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the doorman

Need a new profile pic, like I love my (fucked up little guy) Professor plush but need something with different energy. Gotta ponder.

Achievement unlocked: maximum Sonny spooky season vibes. Halloween cat is in his lane and thriving.

again, what is driving them insane is that winning 49.5% of the vote in a close election has not granted them total dominion over american life and culture. the idea that life might go on more or less as before. that we might enjoy a bite to eat and ball our special someone tonight offends fhem

Settling in for a Modest Mouse concert with Built to Spill opening and hell yeah this energy:

alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.

Typical based Ken Jennings W.

Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate

Really digging this guy <3

Show off.

...guess this seat is taken.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Dispensary name of the day: High Dankery

Girldog does not appreciate Turkey Dog’s curséd appendage.

Why do people feel the need to say they're going to "ask ChatGPT" something? I mean I guess it's just an extension of "lemme Google that" but like. To me it's so much more unsettling to hear. "I must consult the oracle" ok buddy sorry your life has come to this.

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

people probably think of this critter as a bird, in my mind he is straight up a humanoid apostrophe

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable (TT: alanahlorraine)