you should be able to eat your friends and have them be okay like just let me tear you to pieces and swallow you platonically

moron tests if losing strategy will win this time

the town of Lyme, famous home of The Disease

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

The want everyone's IDs. They don't want people to be able to post anonymously. And they're starting with kids because you fuckers are gullible and will support it.

For those still backing the phone bans/social media bans for kids, you need to understand: This. Has. Nothing. To. Do. With. Mental. Health This is a reactionary move to squash dissent in young people.

men do not have a "penis" he's just doing that for attention

stay inside today if you got trypophobia, me n the boys got a giant hole puncher and went crazy with it last night

I'm making money moves

when he finishes on your stomach

I remember when I could buy software for 70 bucks and own it for life 🥲

Not saying that guy didn't teleport to a Rome, GA, Waffle House, but there's a very strong chance it was actually a Huddle House, which is more strongly identified with teleporting and a more varied menu.

At the beginning of the war all Ghalibaf’s posts were principled arguments ornamented with verses from the Quran or from the Shahnameh; now it’s all LLMslop and everyone’s going crazy for it. Whatever happens in the field, we’ve already failed to be the kind of enemy one can quote poetry to.

im ngl, the situation around the strait of hormuz is getting more complicated by the minute, here's an annotated map explaining whats going on and what this means for america 😬

He's going to appoint Hitler to the Supreme Court. In his confirmation hearings Hitler will promise to be completely unbiased, and everyone whose job it is to confirm him will believe it. Some of them will be happy because they want Hitler on the Supreme Court.

crime heals all wounds

imagine the culinary possibilities

🚨 BIG. BOAT. STUCK. 🚨

They NUKED [email protected] for a nothing burger joke about one of the "trust and safety" guys holy shit #FreeLoveAndBarley #FreeBarley #BarleyInnocent

IT, IS TIME ‼️

What the fuck

Trust and safety confirmed piss babies

Aaron Barely Legal Porn Liker Rodericks bans people for being mean to his pet posters

FREE LOVE&BARLEY. HE DID NOTHING WRONG.

a way to win the american public's support is if Iran's entire retaliation was just constant drone attacks on elon musk

an intolerance tag on this post is wild

Loveandbarley is one of the nicest people. This is absurd

They NUKED [email protected] for a nothing burger joke about one of the "trust and safety" guys holy shit #FreeLoveAndBarley #FreeBarley #BarleyInnocent

he could be any of us

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - tourism

They're not really being subtle about it any more

I'm actually bi-curious the other way round

that's a hurdy gurdy adage

I'm actually bi-curious the other way round

i get so excited to see my friends in person i can barely contain myself, I'm just like a puppy like that

i may be a controversial take, but i personally think we should let the kids outta the basement?"

Go tt any t re ats???

can someone come brush my teeth and shave me so i don't have to

Taking a bunch of dumb dudes who shower together and wear uniforms and making them do war crimes when they could be exploring each others bodies.

you don't really hear about people scooting and skedaddling anymore what's up with that

death before detransition, as it always is

pushing through the crowd "let me through I'm a doctor"

one of the greatest crimes of the us military is taking our nations leading twunks and turning them into unfuckable murderers. i can never forgive them for this.

i want you to know that this parasocial relationship is mutual

This is a great summary of the key parts of our conversation - how to get off Google, practically speaking. Not ideally, but actually how to move to alternatives.