Okay but are you a theydy or a gentlethem?

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

mfw i have to wake up and face another day but I'm not ready to unbury myself from the covers just yet

Every song is in simglish when you have an auditory processing disorder! 🤗

If we're going to employ macaques, I think we should be ready to give them a springboard to full participation in industrial society. Pay them in raw tobacco, teach them to use rolling machines, pay for extra cigs with heroin, encourage tool use in other sectors. I fully believe they're ready

my woo woo spiritual belief is that if you're obsessed with your own mortality, like it consumes you and you always think about it every hour of every day, then you inadvertently manifest it and speed it up

i just know this would fix me,i just know it would heal me completely

playing Spot the Poster in the Costco parking lot

Come ooonnnnnnnn they're so close to painting it gold. They're going to do it.

i just know this would fix me,i just know it would heal me completely

Ladies and gentlemen a second shirtless jogger has just been tripped by my wolf whistle on the same pavement. My power is immeasurable.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

do you like him?

"first real mom game" 🤡

i guess you need to be tall, white, and AAA to be considered in the “first real mom game” discourse 🤠

Real talk I hope Vince Gilligan and David Duchovny know how many suicides they prevented with these two lines of dialogue

sending my friend a birthday text that says "Happy Canada Day and Birthday to all who observe"

holy shit these tables.... they're...

I suggest joining today, right now. And getting involved today, right now. If you want to influence this at all

getting a tattoo on my ass that says "please wipe equipment after each use"

good morning gang, let's get bred or however that saying goes

added a new sticker to the truck today thanks @cara.city

added a new sticker to the truck today thanks @cara.city

i went to the corporate pride event and got a free pair of rainbow briefs that say Bain Capital Group on the ass

Okay atheists. If god isn't real, explain this.

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i went to the corporate pride event and got a free pair of rainbow briefs that say Bain Capital Group on the ass

Jackson must've been a real tight piece of ass to get an entire valley named after his hole

It's true, I've created about three dozen mandami like humonculi and released them across the US

i think people who think this have never met a rescue dog owner or a show cat owner

good news: its friday bad news: everything else

working exclusively on my ass at the gym so that it gets big and plump then I'm gonna get a double black diamond tramp stamp so boys will know it's for experts only

Wolf whistled at a shirtless jogger and he immediately tripped on the pavement. Did I almost kill a man through the power of sexual harassment? The only way to find out is to keep trying

Wolf whistled at a shirtless jogger and he immediately tripped on the pavement. Did I almost kill a man through the power of sexual harassment? The only way to find out is to keep trying

The void child calls, do you answer?

I love this one so much.

good morning let's get bred or whatever the saying is

just complimented a guy's very sick wheel tattoo and he didn't know what i meant he thought it was a seraphim 😭 the thing took up his entire forearm

good morning let's get bred or whatever the saying is

I'm so hungry I could eat a meal

imagine seeing Sheogorath Jefferson on your student list

it's important to avoid generalizations. everyone poops? even beautiful women? i don't think so

bleeding like a stuck guy

okay phrase, enjoy floating around in my head for the next 40-50 years

I'm so hungry I could eat a meal

quitting my job to focus on my true passion, winning the lottery repeatedly

PSA: When White Supremacists in the UK talk about "Native Citizens" this is what they're talking about.