maybe today will be the day

Net Zero Billionaires 2030

Democrats:

Man nobody comes back with block rocking beats anymore

this is a beautiful metaphor

My local bookshop understands their audience.

Overdrafted again this month, over $2k, it feels like this is every month lately, i guess I'm going to have to find a second job

Common Side Effects (Cartoon Network, 2025)

this is my #1 piece of dad advice for cold weather.

Mom can I eat dinner at the computer tonight?

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in virginia 30% of tax filers have adjusted gross income (AGI) of less than $25,000, but those 30% of all filers represent less than 3% of total AGI in the state. 1% of filers have AGI greater than $500,000, but represent 22% of total AGI in the state. tax the rich, because that's where the money is

"but can't they tell youre a hamburglar based on how you're dressed?" of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common

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🗣️ PUT MEAT IN THE MILKSHAKES TO MAKE THEM FOR MEN!

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

New Techtonic with @paulbradleycarr.bsky.social about his novel "The Confessions" and its unusual premise (see clip below). And! In the 2nd half of the interview Paul talks about launching a new independent bookstore. Full episode: techtonic.fm/episodes/202...

Some of you guys are gonna feel real foolish one day when you discover what jokes are

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

currently developing a new type of underwear that uses bold clashing geometric patterns and shapes to make it difficult for your enemies to determine the size, speed, and heading of your genitals

okay here me out but what if we took jelly donut technology and used it too create a soup filled everything bagel

I'm the guy who has to jerk off corpses for posterity, it's a tough job but someone has to do it

You people are laughing at her but replace the word "meat" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?

This book banning bill would set the precedent that the Miller Test is irrelevant, which will legally imperil creators nationwide, especially queer creators. It died last year and it's shambling corpse has been trotted out to horrify us anew this year. If you're in FL pls call your state reps.

allegedly one dole boat ships 60 million bananas at a time at 137g per banana that's 8 billion grams and yet banana boat clearly says it's 8 oz which is *calculating conversion to grams* not as many as 8 billion grams one of these banana boats has to be lying

You people are laughing at her but replace the word "meat" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?

obsessed with this teleprinter keyboard that has a “Who Are You” key

Sto Lat-ass post

America needs this to heal right now

The surplus jizz theory

“8 minutes for the perfect sperm retrieval!” -Marx most likely

it's called blue sky because we're all in hell. wait that doesnt sound right

show me what Marx had to say about this one

The lesson for everyone is that direct action is so powerful it turned a sin eater of the worst liberal takes into a folk hero with a Honda fit

Been working on my Chinese just in case

I'm the guy who has to jerk off corpses for posterity, it's a tough job but someone has to do it

Where would you even wear these

folks. i won’t be online for a while, gonna be in the lab, inventing Soup Bagels.

(Cracks neck, dawns lab coat one last time)

America needs this to heal right now

Someone should invent spicy rramen

Do you guys get it? It's funny because furries are bad! Hahaha! Furries who are significantly queer and left leaning are bad just like Donald Trump that's why this is funny!

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one of my sincerely held beliefs is that there should be a channel on the tv that exclusively shows assorted comestibles industrial processes and weather on the hour. i think it would fix us.

“If we just keep voting for democrats no matter what this wouldn’t have happened” this is actually exactly how this happened from a long view