Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
why do they call it catcalling who calls a cat like that?
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at a stage in my life where it is becoming increasingly difficult to recover from the purchase of a Costco hot dog
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where did people go to spread communicable disease before airports were invented?
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love & barley 🐸
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writing an essay about how wonderful my cat is
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charli xkcd
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obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986
openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...
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utopia deferred
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the crimes of this era are nigh innumerable but what the united states has done to the global south will live forever in infamy
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They should invent a kiwi that doesn't make your lips and throat itchy
25 days ago
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Absolutely devastated for these lovers separated from each other two and a half millennia before i was even born. From the book, "Cut These Words into My Stone: Ancient Greek Epitaphs" (Wolfe, Michael)
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working out at the gym because i always wanted a massive pair of jiggly male tits ever since i was a little boy
28 days ago
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The Ugly Machine
28 days ago
Absolutely not me crying softly in the passenger seat on the ride in to work reading this, I would never be so moved by such love and loss
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Absolutely devastated for these lovers separated from each other two and a half millennia before i was even born. From the book, "Cut These Words into My Stone: Ancient Greek Epitaphs" (Wolfe, Michael)
29 days ago
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™
about 1 month ago
Soup of the day: Orange soda
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CammyRose🌹
30 days ago
if you're not walking around the store with a half chub because you spent five minutes zoned out in the back room watching a tiny woman bounce on an insanely huge horsecock dildo what are you even doing
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What if a dyke was a deer was a coyote
about 2 months ago
being opposed to kink is inherently tied to assimilationism and always has been
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love & barley 🐸
about 1 month ago
stainless steel gang 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳
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HAPPY MELANIN MAY ✊🏿✊🏾 ✊🏽
about 1 month ago
I love when humans respect animals
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extendable penis
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Alex
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Creative Wronging
about 1 month ago
Bluesky developers on their way to getting Claude to do their jobs:
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dr. hazel 🐇
12 months ago
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
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Eric Topol
about 1 month ago
This is a FRAUDULENT paper, AI-generated. My name was used as an author and I had nothing to do with it, never saw it until today
e-pubmed.co.uk/journals/dig...
The "Editors" Angelo Rossi Mori, David Mensah, and Zarnie Khadjesari and this "Journal" should be reported.
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Hester Pangs
about 1 month ago
Reminded of this story.
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber
about 1 month ago
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one must suffer if one wouldst like a small piece of cheese
about 1 month ago
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one must suffer if one wouldst like a small piece of cheese
about 1 month ago
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i think it's because of the dang phones
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need to be glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut
about 1 month ago
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me n who?
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Calvinball Congress
about 1 month ago
among their many crimes, the IDF are criminally bad at PR
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tech bro culture in particular has proven extremely regressive and harmful for instance
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about 1 month ago
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⛥🏳️⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ
about 1 month ago
nobody talk about this, we have to keep this the best kept secret of all time
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
about 1 month ago
robbing the ai data centers for crack money
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me n who?
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Seeping Ooze (18+)
about 1 month ago
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - gaze
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Calvinball Congress
about 1 month ago
reminder: this is why many people felt it was necessary to find other ways to get money directly to people in Gaza. Because the established orgs keep getting blown up or refused access.
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Ahhhhh
about 1 month ago
“This bill is an extreme take on the already extreme copy-paste legislation peddled by the Palantir-funded, billionaire-backed Cicero Institute...”
housingnothandcuffs.org/2026/04/16/s...
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Louisiana advances bill to funnel homeless people into forced treatment and unpaid labor
This bill requires homeless people to pay for the very treatment they are forced into. And if the person cannot pay the cost of treatment, this bill requires them to perform unpaid labor for the gover...
https://housingnothandcuffs.org/2026/04/16/statement04162026/
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Dieselbrain
about 1 month ago
If youre a UK resident you have a prime opportunity to push back against the Online Safety Act and online surveillance. PLEASE take a moment to fill this out and share it around
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"biological males" have a natural advantage in beauty competitions you see
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Metin Seven
about 1 month ago
Having received so much love for our good old
#MoonChild
game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets. Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚
bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...
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Bitbucket
https://bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moonchild
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Mark Hurst
about 1 month ago
To celebrate World Amateur Radio Day, I'd recommend my interview with Thomas Witherspoon (K4SWL)
[email protected]
- about why amateur radio is a superpower:
techtonic.fm/episodes/202...
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i cast cum shot with sound
about 1 month ago
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i cast cum shot with sound
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extremely fucked up to give me tailbone but no tail.
about 2 months ago
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Happy 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Hey fun fact: the major study that led scientists and doctors to realize babies experience pain was published in 1987!
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about 2 months ago
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Liℤℤie Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she)
about 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it be wild if your pain receptors didn’t turn on until like adult hood, we’d have a lot less children probably
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punished mr pussy
about 2 months ago
today's my birthday!! if you did one thing for me, I'd appreciate sharing this video I worked so hard on 😊
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy
about 2 months ago
THE FUCK YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN LIGHTING KEROSENE IN A GLASS CHAMBER 🫨
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Hey fun fact: the major study that led scientists and doctors to realize babies experience pain was published in 1987!
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