Being terrible at budgeting always makes for a bad situation, but to have my finances razor thin right before going on a trip… Can’t describe how angry at myself I am.

We all knew he'd make it about himself.

Vote blue no matter who.

They're thinking of a sponge, not steel.

Bullshit. There were enough left-of-center voters and non-voters such that Harris could have won just by pulling from those two groups. This wasn't 'Trump had 50% plus 1 going in, so swinging Republicans was our only option.' That's just the tack the Harris campaign wanted to take.

This time next week I'll be on a plane down to Orlando, spending a few days at Disney World. I'd planned the trip months ago, paid for my plane and park tickets over a month ago, made my restaurant reservations a month ago. Then this past week we get Disney shitting the bed...

As he deserves to be remembered.

Tomorrow we'll be formally announcing the Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day Art Contest. Remember, you don't have to be good at art to remember Charlie Kirk the way he truly deserves!

Got an email credit card statement, and at the top of it the summary says I owe the entire balance by the middle of October. Damn near gave me a heart attack. Realized this is AI just fucking with me.

Bad sign for his canonization efforts.

Our sources say they were paralyzed by choice of too many kind, gentle quotes.

I’ve had coworkers who describe themselves as ‘so extra’ or ‘a little gremlin’ and in reality they are the most vanilla, desperate-for-attention normies you will ever meet. I’m pretty sure they know they don’t have any real personality other than enjoying the most popular mass entertainment…

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1654

Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.

There’s a Citizen Kane clip that should be getting a lot of use today.

Fuck Charlie Kirk

Knew this was fake from the start, while also holding out a bit of hope Kimmel had found his spine and actually had doubled-down. The PS confirmed what I already knew, though.

Knew this was fake from the start, while also holding out a bit of hope Kimmel had found his spine and actually had doubled-down. The PS confirmed what I already knew, though.

Just had a near scare where I hit the alarm, realized I hadn’t clocked out yet and was scrambling to do so and get out before the alarm was armed. Waiting for a panicky text from my manager.

🤔🤔🤔🤔

honestly what an honor though

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Capacity of 63,400 does not mean attendance will reach that number. It's very easy to imagine a lot of empty seating during the event.

Savage and I love it.

must be something wrong with my internet, I just woke up and tried to find the massive Democratic party pushback to all these attacks on the first amendment and nothing's coming up in my browser

Which they’ll settle. Not for the full $15 billion, but I’m betting high nine figures. Hard to feel sorry for obsequious toads.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

It is always important to cite someone’s apparently inflammatory or hateful comments in their full context. In this case, the full context is a guy who talked like this for years, and who literally made a career out of saying such things and supporting others saying (and doing) even worse things.

Thanks for the repost bluesky I’d like to take this opportunity to say fuck Charlie Kirk and all the pieces of shit carrying water for him right now

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

This has been one of my strongest impressions in the wake of Kirk's death and the whole conversation (debate, if you like) over his career: he never entered into debate with the intention of hearing out the other side and reconsidering his own views. It was all about manufacturing soundbites.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1648

Current sustaining fantasy: Angry orange grandpa has a debilitating stroke. Vance does the right thing and starts 25th amendment proceedings. Half the cabinet can't accept that; punches are thrown, people arrested. Vance, with black eyes & split lip, eventually takes the oath, the lamest of ducks.

It's 'Do better,' not 'Say 'Do better' and think you've accomplished anything.'

Mecha Hitler said a few unsavory things about Jews, women, minorities, and called for the subjugation of anyone who wasn’t a straight white Christian man, but it’s important to remember he argued with civility.

I wish I could reskeet this a thousand times.

👋hi hi @wsj.com 😗 - KH

The last two sentences of this need to be drilled into everyone’s minds. I can only imagine what other right-wing pundits are saying to each other behind closed doors re: Kirk as a person, his place in the conservative movement and his potential utility in death.

Not blocking as many people as I thought I was going to.

The discourse over Kirk’s career is really hammering home how little the media and so many Dems understand the concept of lying or bad faith arguments. An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.

cow kitsch

The Family Circus (Series, 1960 - )

I gotta say, it must be reassuring every Republican member of Congress, member of Trump's cabinet and even right wing pundits that if something happens to them, it'll be Kash Patel in charge of finding the person responsible. Must be sleeping real nice tonight, yup.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Just in case anybody was under the illusion the South Park guys aren’t craven shits looking out only for themselves.

This is one of those days that make me want to demand people explain why something like turning the other cheek is, by and of itself, virtuous. When dealing with people who do not play fair, who will violate any rule or norm for their own benefit - even if there is no benefit other than...