Goofy has more of a moral backbone than the Democratic Party.

High Trans Dept of War, excellent. Thanks for finally seeing the light Pete.

So if Platner has changed and he’s no longer who he was years/decades ago, he’s going to disavow all the manosphere bros coming to his defense, right? Right?

When a wife guy gets horny enough he goes superSaiyan and transforms into Gomez Addams

Did Anakin Skywalker have a bank account? Did Darth Vader have to figure out how to funnel his savings into a new account when Anakin ‘died’?

Another day off where I absolutely positively needed to Get Shit Done and… I wasted hour upon hour yet again. I can’t accurately describe the amount of self-loathing I’m experiencing right now without it seeming like a bit, or exaggeration for effect.

22 hours across a few days is only 4-5 hours per day.

What is wth this ideal that America was ever kind and civil? It doesn’t matter how cordial a tone one strikes in public, actions and institutions built around racism, sexism, colonialism, etc. are still so far from ‘kind.’

If you're appalled that we celebrate the deaths of people who make it a very lucrative life's work to deliberately harm others for the sake of profit and corruption, then you have failed to understand the moment. We have no recourse to their oppression but their deaths, so we cheer when they die.

Little upset this joke was blown on Graham instead of Trump, because YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW that even the NYT will try to frame his life and legacy in the most anodyne, respectful packaging. All of media, really. People will be dancing in the streets and every chyron will read 'A nation mourns.'

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

Conor McGregor punched Lindsey Graham so hard he died.

Lindsay Graham lived long enough to finally see America go to war with Iran, only to fail completely, leaving Iran in a stronger position than before. And then he died. I love the poetic justice, but the fact real people died for his warmongering fantasies takes the fun out.

I've never fully understood the appeal of Richie Rich as a character. I get the lifestyle fantasy of fabulous wealth, but that's not exactly his thing, is it? It's money itself, just the existence of dollar bills, coins, gold, or in this case the dollar sign. The gag is the dog is throwing...

I find the story of Hegelochus unreasonably funny. Imagine dying and the only trace of you millennia later is the time you accidentally said you saw a weasel in a tragic play in front of a packed audience, because people mocked you about it for centuries. (Thread for ease)

@darrenmooney.bsky.social Accurate summation of a pop culture critic’s day?

Search online says Mitch McConnell was last seen on June 14th, 25 days ago. Willing to bet money he's dead, but the question is for how long?

Kind of a shit day. Maybe I’ll wake up to good news tomorrow.

Freedom Fuel boner pills, RFK Jr. approved.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Thou Shalt Not Kilt

Die, Trump, Die That’s English for ‘Die, Trump, Die.’

I had four of the past five days off from work, and Sundays are a shorter shift anyway. As I feared/expected going into the three-day weekend, I did not accomplish nearly as much as I wanted to in this time. I did some writing, I knocked Resistance off my D+ watchlist, I got through the first...

I devoted most of today to watching all 19 episodes of the second season of Resistance, getting it out of the way and off my Disney+ watchlist. And I still have 44 other titles on there, only 16 of which are movies or one-shot specials. An episode a day isn't going to help me clear the entire...

So Mitch McConnell is dead, the Republican party is pretending he isn't and the media is going to carry water for them as long as they can. And we all know this, and while many are calling out the 'Emperor has no clothes' bullshit for what it is, our voices are singularized and shouted down...

Just talked to Mitch McConnell and he confirmed that he is dead. He said move on, I am not coming back, I’m very dead, more dead than most people get.

SALUTE TO AMERICA IMMEDIATE EVACUATION will never be topped.

Time for Day 2 of XCOM in July! Raising funds to benefit the Charleston Animal Society because it's stupid hot and we need to help the fur babies. AND BLOW STUFF UP! Come donate and customize a unit! twitch.tv/radiodeadair

Vol. 5, Karma, is one of the greatest works of sequential storytelling flat out. I was never able to complete the story with Viz's publication, but I'll have to keep an eye out for this version when it hits shelves.

An argument against the rampancy of franchises and IP slop. Hard to get too excited by entry #23 in a shared universe or the third reboot of something. More so when there's homework involved (ie. 'You have to watch these five other movies in this order to understand why this crossover matters.')

If there was a literal head of cabbage in the White House there would be a greater amount of people showing up to celebrate America's birthday.

1173 entries on my Criterion watchlist. About to go through and add stuff that dropped today. Maybe I'll stay under 1200 even after?

schlimazel’s boobs ?

So it was circumstances denying them the opportunity, not their refusal to. Interesting.

On the plus-side, Viz’s website opens properly on my work computers now. I can finally get back to reading manga during my downtime at work.

Monday was shit, yesterday was marginally better but not all around good. Let’s see how today goes.

As I make my way through Star Wars Resistance I've been struck how damn closely the premise of the show copies that of Tron: Uprising, which I watched earlier this year: Young man is swept up in a resistance against a fascist power, juggling acts of sabotage/espionage while maintaining his...

A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!

Yesterday was shit, so I was wondering how bad today would be. So far a mixed bag: after weeks of struggling to focus on any single writing project I started to make real progress on one this morning. Then I had to stop so I could go to work. And then I missed my first bus because the app gave…

I love how someone did this as a gag comic but pretty much everyone who read it was like "This gets to the essence of who Batman is better than anything."

June 29th is becoming an annual day of lament for me, and this year I’m starting the day with the discovery my bank account is much lower than I expected and both buses I needed for work showing up late. Day’s going to be shit all around, isn’t it?

People in the Year of Godzilla 2026 will take to social media to decry yet another superhero movie, completely oblivious to the irony/hypocrisy of being, themselves, yet another 'complaining about superhero movies' voice.

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Never mind the politics or wish-fulfillment of the movie's premise, Daily Wire has been hemorrhaging money for a while now. And even if that wasn't the case the talent pool among the Right has always been shallow and limited. Just a perfect storm of 'grand ambitions' running into 'no resources.'

It's never worship yuri or Jericho yuri