With everything coming out of the Epstine files about transhumanism and time travel and all the high-profile people who he was in contact with, it's got me curious. How much of high-level academia is getting paid by a rich dude to pretend to listen to him and act like what he's saying isn't idiotic?

the care bears blew all my limbs off with their tummy beams cause i guess i wasn't being kind enough to my friends or something? anyway, didn't help

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

I've always been sceptical of 'sunlight is the best disinfectant', but I looked it up and apparently it is healthier to hang laundry outside. So maybe that is what we should do with fascists.

I'm made up of the same stuff they make birds with.

MAN WHAT THE FUCK

This is the black frigate, it appears to all sailors with doomed souls. It’s grim rictus face ushering them to the servitude of the you tube

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

quote this with your favorite dimension, the one you'll return to first when you acquire the crystal. For me it would be Hot dog dimension (not the food it's just a dimension shaped like a tube. they mostly eat chicken wings there)

you will never look back on art you've made as time wasted

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Lord of Light. #illustration #scifi

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

poorly drawn ghost in a dry field

"My heart is full of swords." #art #faurox

Flying the blag flag upside down to indicate anarchy in distress

i'm like a truffle hog for these miserable pieces of shit. god they're the worst, all chewy and cloying. and no one bakes them! they appear fully formed in their plastic containers at the grocery store. disgusting morsels. i just ate 3 of them

Now hiring for the following positions: - hot dog apprentice - assistant to the regional moat monster - Mothman impersonator (for weddings and funerals) - catacomb cleaning crew Apply today!

RIP youtu.be/SU6CyXJupio?...

Source: namelessdrifter on Instagram

I just realized to be considered "funny" you have to say things other people also find funny. I am devastated.

idk why you are scooping on T4 when I have only milled half your deck. there's a whole half deck left in your library there has to be something good in there

HE'S GOT A GUN

Gender is now banned There is only one gender and it's nothing

character concept: necromancer who successfully pretends to be a druid by manipulating trees (a tree is approximately 99% dead matter by volume)

We should rapidly revert back through our evolutionary stages once we reach old age so we can slowly shuffle back into the sea to feed on small aquatic organisms and meander peacefully through shallow waters

My dad was killed by a werewolf in London you son of a bitch

Just discovered that the note 32 octaves below the middle C# on a piano has a frequency of one year. Which means that the earth is circling the sun at a pitch of C#.

Mercury - Death metal Venus - Glam metal Earth - Drone metal Mars - Prog metal Jupiter - Power metal Saturn - Blackgaze Uranus - Doom metal Neptune - Black metal The Sun - Doomgaze

hey man I can't hang tonight the ancestral stones portend grave horrors again lol

on every level i’m astrologically oppressed by saturn

it’s important to have worm-life balance

I'm digging how this WWII guide is basically "gum up fascism by being an energy vampire." Let Colin Robinson be your guide in the fight against fascism. The link: www.404media.co/declassified...

@letmeinyourhouse.bsky.social felt the urge to travel to an abandoned town after after doing something unthinkable. Murdered by your own subconscious and maybe a cult

the reason your memory gets erased when you get born is because people would be so insanely smug to first-timers the second time they were alive

Go ahead and have that breakdown. You earned it.

sorry i kept yelling “HIT ME” at my tarot card reading